Cruising at 65: A Time Traveling CYOA Feautring Vinyl Scratch

You all break through space time again, and begin seeing all the time warpy stuff again.

However, this time is different. Something is blocking your path to the future.

You stand on your feet in the void between time and space. You look at the man blocking your path. Its a gay black terminator viking in a trenchcoat blocking standing in front of the exit portal.

"STOP. I know what you came here for. And I am going to stop you from achieving it." he pulls out a ridiculously long sword that was a gun too however the fuck those kind of physics work. "By any means nescessary"

You shake your head in confusion, "Dude, I just want to get back to my own time." He charges and slashes at you. "DON'T LIE TO ME.YOU CAME HERE TO DESTROY THE UNIVERSE AROUND YOU! I WON'T LET YOU!" He begins slashing again and again, every slash letting off a gunshot.

Goddamn! Looks like your in for an epic battle, you look around for your party.

"Dont even think about it."

The Man within The Void summons a sphere of black energy in his hand and banishes three of your party members.

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The Man Within The Void closes his fist, and suddenly, Vinyl, Norman and The Milk Maiden are whisked away by cherubs into the deep expanses of time!

"VINYL! NORMAN! GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDMOTHER MILKY NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Sir MLP chases after Milky, "NO MY LOVE, NO NO NO I WILL NOT LOSE YOU AGAIN!" He rushes to her disappating body. She looks at him with loving eyes. "I love you MLP."

She disappears into the fabric of time.

MLP drops his head and his fists begin shaking in rage. "RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" he ignites in a fury of a heartbroken lover and begins meleeing the Man within the Void relentlessly, "GIVE HER BACK TO ME. GIVE ME BACK THE LOVE OF MY LIFE." Tears running down his face with every blow.

Wow holy shit, your ancestor really loves Milky.

You and Cow look at each other and nod. You punch Cow in the face and it squirts Milk at you and Sir MLP raising both of your stats.

"COW USE FLARE!"

Cow does a quick motion with its hooves and you prepare an Ultima spell.

The Man within the Void parries every blow from Sir MLP, The Flare approaches him from above as the sigils from Ultima appear from his below him.

A DOUBLE HIT! Sir MLP strikes him directly in the gunblade as it breaks in two. A TRIPLE HIT!

The spells wear off, and the Man within the Void is standing there still.

"It's pointless. You cannot stop her. She is already here."

Suddenly, the real final boss descends from the time stream. It is a horrendous blob of The Humanized Mane 6 and some type of Lavos like monstrosity put together.

"Welcome our Queen, The Fandom Devourer."

The abomination screeches at you as it trashes a tentacle at the Man within the Void and assimilates him within itself.

You, Cow and Sir MLP look at each other in horror.

The True Final Battle begins now.

You raise your fists, "C'mon everyone, we can do this! We can't let our friends death go to waste!"

Sir MLP falls to his knees. "I can't go on my greatest of grandchildren. My love.... she is gone from me forever." Cow moos loudly over and over at Sir MLP.

"Cow is right Grandad MLP! We can't give up, not now, Not when the entire fabric of time and space is at risk."

Sir MLP shakes his head and looks at the great monstrosity before him. "You are right my child." He gets up slowly. "I may have not been able to save my bride." He slowly raises his fists above his head. "But I will not allow this.....THING allow to destroy everything and everyone we have ever loved or known"

"THATS IT GRANDPA! READY YOUR GREATEST ATTACK!"

Here it comes, the strongest fighter in your party, preparing his ultimate final attack! This gun be gud.

Sir MLP falls to his knees, and puts his hands together. "Milky. I pray that you are in peace."

Cow falls on its knees and puts its hooves together. "Moo."

They look at you. You fidget your fedora slightly, "Uhh... I'm an atheist."

Sir MLP looks at you with disgust. "I HAVE NO GRANDSON" Cow moos with disgust.

The Fandom Devourer rages and swings a massive tendril at the party. Sir MLP holds off the massive blow, his shirt ripping from his mighty chest.

"ANON. YOU MUST BE THE ONE TO DEFEAT HER."

Cow moos loudly as it launches more and more Flares at the monstrosity.

You turn around, and clench your fist. The Fandom Devourer screams at you a horrible cry. You can literally see the ripples of time fall apart as the scream pierces through dimensions.

"I AM EVERYTHING, I SHALL CONSUME ALL, YOU WILL ALL LOVE AND FEAR ME. I AM EXISTANCE ITSELF."

Time to finish this.You walk up to Fandom Devourer, thousands upon thousands of tentacles come rushing from its mass to pierce you.

"ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON" Sir MLP cries.

"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Cow moos.

You close your eyes. "You don't exist."

The tentacles all grow through you like mist. You open your eyes, and simply walk past the Fandom Devourer.

It shrieks in anger. " PAY ATTENTION TO ME, I AM RELEVANT, LOVE AND FEAR ME!"

"Do you guys hear anything? I sure can't." You tell Sir MLP and Cow.

The Fandom Devourer begins screeching even louder as it begins tearing away at dimensions and time itself. " I AM RELEVANT, I AM NOW, I AM ETERNAL, PAY ATTENTION TO ME. CHECK YOUR PRIVELAGE!"

Sir MLP walks toward you, and so does Cow. "No grandson. I don't hear anything. Must be the wind."

"Moo" Cow mooed.

The Fandom Devourer begins ripping itself with its own tendrils, tearing itself apart fleshy bit by fleshy bit. "I EXIST, I EXIST, I EXIST, LOVE ME, LOVE ME, LOVE ME."

It tears away at itself until nothing is left but The Man Within the Void.

"N-n-n-oooooo! MY QUEEN! MY PROJECT, MY EVERYTHING!"

He falls to his knees. "DAMN YOU ANON! DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU!"

He turns around. "YOU JUST HAD TO DESTROY HER DIDN'T YOU? DON'T YOU GET IT? YOU DESTROYED THE VERY THING THAT MADE YOUR UNIVERSE! THE VERY THING I CREATED FOR THE SAKE OF EXPANDING UNIVERSES! I CREATED HER, SHE WAS MY CHILD, SHE WAS MY EVERYTHING."

The Man within the Void removed his trenchcoat, his hat, and all of his falsehoods.

Sir MLP's, Cow's and your jaw dropped simultaenously.

It wasIt was a urbanized individual of a dark skin tone! "Don't you see Anon?" He said as it swung its gold chains at you. "This was the only way for my people to do anything of accomplishment." Its stench became overpowering as watermelon began falling from the time stream. "But no.... you had to go and ruin that." Fried Chicken and Gold rims begin flooding in from the timestream, all collecting upon the Urbanized Individual with Darker Skin Tones. "FOR THAT I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU! TAKE THIS, ALL MY HATRED, ALL MY SORROW, AND ALL OF MY PEOPLES SUFFERING! ULTIMATE BURNING FIST OF THE AFRICAN LION!" http://youtu.be/nQgXvmtI_ug [Embed]

The Tidal Wave of Watermelon, Gold Rims, Menthol Cigarettes, Grape Soda, Fried Chicken, and Lil Wayne Records grew and catrophinated into a giant wave 500 miles high, and 2000 Gabe Newells wide.

You, Cow, and Sir MLP all look at each other with a stern look on your face.

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Sir MLP raises his fist, and launches towards the giant wave of stereotypes. "DON'T YOU EVER TALK FOR EVEN A SECOND ABOUT OF LOSS AND SUFFERING" He begins launching relentless blow after blow, with his massive arms and powerful kicks that is damaging the fuck out of the massive time entity. "YOU TOOK MY ONLY LOVE, YOU TOOK THE ONLY THING THAT GAVE ME LIFE MEANING" Powerful blow rips flesh from even more flesh.

Cow gives a ninja hand sign, as it disappears in a cloud of smoke, and begins slashing at the giant wall 900 times with its leek sword and squirting milk all over the place.

Cow lands in a crouch. "Moo." Every place where it slashed, explosions erupted from the wounds.

You pull back your fist.

The Urbanized Individual with Dark Skin Tones screamed at you. "DIE ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON"

It comes at you at full force, going the speed of PLAID.

You can feel them, Norman, Vinyl, Milky, you can feel them behind you, powering up your final blow.

You close your eyes "Everyone. Let's go back to our time."

You throw your fist forward, and it clashes with the Giant Wave of Negative Stereotypes. You stand adamant as layers upon layers of negative stereotypes break and dissolve before your mighty fist.

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA........." you scream as you begin charging relentlessy into the beast itself, coring and drilling yourself through it until you reach the Urbanized Individual with Dark Skin Tones at the Top of the Monster. He is embedded like some living tumor ontop of a might leviathan.

"WHY WON'T YOU DIE ANON?" His arm turns into a massive saber and slashes at you.

You grab the blade, and smash it into pieces. He looks in horror and he tries to choke you with his other arm.

You take your head back and smash it against his.

The tidal wave of negative stereotypes shuddered, and began collapsing. You turn around, and look back at him. "Because, I'm alpha as fuck." You jump off of the collapsing creature, and throw your arms out wide. Cow ninja jumps and catches you as Sir MLP meets you at the ground.

You all watch as the massive structure implodes and crumbles onto itself. Somehow... the Urbanized Individual with Dark Skin tones survived, but was dying and could not get up.

"A-anon." it choked, raising its arm.

"Promise me.... you'll keep the universe alive... keep my child alive Anon.... you are part of my child as well."

You take the Urbanized Individual with Dark Skin Tone's hand into yours and give him a bro fist. "Of course. Who the hell do you think I am?"

The Urbanized Individual with Dark Skin Tone smiled, and faded away into nothingness.

Suddenly, Vinyl, Norman, and Milky reappeared from the time stream.

"ANON!!!!!!" Vinyl and Norman cried as they embraced you, Norman giving you a noogie as Vinyl kissed you.

"MLP!" Milky cried!

"MILKY!!!!" MY LOVE!" Sir MLP cried as the two lovers embraced and loved mightly.

"Moo" Cow mooed.

"We saw the whole thing Anon, that was very manly of you." Vinyl said as she bit her lip and held her arm.

"Yeah bro, seriously, when did you get so tough man?" Norman said hitting your arm.

You laugh, its finally over. The whole crazy quest is over. You look at your ancestors, and they look at you brimming with pride. Cow moos and everyone laughs.

You bid farewell to one another, and You, Vinyl and Norman all enter the portal, as Cow, Sir MLP and Milky, return to their portal.

"I'm so proud of you Grandson."

"Thanks Grandpa."

You both give each other a thumbs up, and then jump through your respective portals.

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All three of you fall out of the portal, first you, then Vinyl, then Norman. You land right on your back, Vinyl lands right on your face, as Norman falls right into Pinkie Pies chest.

"Well heeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllloooooooooooooooooooo Norrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrman!" She giggles as she picks him up comically, and runs off in a comical bit of pink smoke. "Noooooooooooooooo Anon help!"

You try to move around, you flail your arms around a bit, and you feel something squishy. "Oh.....Anon.... not there....."

You just realize where you are. You are under Vinyl's ass, and you just grabbed her tit. You feel kind of shoe horned in here, but we all deserve a happy ending. You hold it a little tighter as she starts sqiurming on top of your face, grinding her lustful nether harder and harder on your face. You can't contain it anymore, you bite down and remove her panties with your mouth and swallow them like a motherfucking beast. You plunge your tongue within her ripe and welcoming womanhood, her back darts back in ecstacy. "Yes, oh sweet God never stop" She grinds harder and harder on your voracious tongue. You can feel the internal pressure of her insides draw your tongue deeper and deeper within itself. You sit up, and place her directly on your raging member, which had loosed free from its dungeon all on its own. Each of you in estatic rythym bouncing in glorious harmony to the beat of passion. The final crecendo as she bent over and gave you a long kiss. You climax, her back tightens as her legs clamp around your body.

"I HAVE THE POWER!" You yell at loud.

Suddenly applause, ALOT of applause.

Turns out you and Vinyl were having sex in front of the entire school audience during Vice Principal Luna's Birthday Bash.

She was clapping the loudest.

You two shrug, and kiss some more as the credits start rolling.

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