Under Your Wing Main Story
"Guys...I'm sorry. I can't go to the Fall Formal with you. My Dad got a look at my report card and I'm grounded. Have fun without me."
"I'll go have a talk with your father."
"No...seriously Anon don't, he's like the meanest person ever I totally don't want you hurt or anything!"
You pump out your chest and stick your thumb right into it.
"I'm the toughest guy in da whole school! I even fought a bear!"
Thats a fair statement, even though you lost within 4 seconds.
"O-okay Anon. If you think you're really up to it." Rainbow Dash rubs her arm slightly, looking nervousally. "But it's totally cool if you back out because seriously, the guy is like Arnold Scharzenagger on ultras steroids, and I really don't want to have to take you to the hospital. There was this one time, this guy said something to him, and he literally picked him up and bent him into 5 pieces and threw him like a boomerang, and then punched him as the guy returned, who then exploded, AND THEN EXPLODED AGAIN!"
She is waving her arms frantically.
"It's cool Rainbow, I can deal with hard cases, besides I really like you, and I really want to go to the Fall Formal with you. I'll take the pain for it."
She blushes. "Well, don't say I didn't warn you Anon..."
She gets up and walks off waving a little at you.
What have you gotten yourself into this time?
The time of dread approaches, you swallow your fear as the final class bell rings.
You pack your things into your manly backpack as you shuffle into the crowd of multicoloured students.
You begin hearing whispers amongst the crowd.
"Didja hear? Anons totally going to meet Mr Dash! I hope he has good health insurance!"
"Oh man, I wouldn't want to be in Anon's shoes..."
"I just hope they have enough body bags to pick up all the body parts..."
You feel a little unnerved, and continue walking towards the exit.
Suddenly you feel a slap on your back, you draw back from shock and quickly turn around.
"Sorry Anon, must have spooked you! Hahahaha"
It was Normal Norman, one of your closest friends, you pant and regain your composure.
"Nah, didn't scare me one bit Norman."
Norman laughs as he puts his arm around you.
"Hey Anon, we're friends right?"
You feel a little akward as you slowly slip from under his arm.
"Yeah Norman, just....friends. Why?"
" Well, I was hoping you had something in your will that you could leave me since you're going to fight Mr Dash and all."
"What? No! I'm just going to talk to him!"
"Talk, fight, its all the same to Mr Dash."
You shake your head as you run out the door.
"Make sure you leave me your wicked sweet bike Anon!" Norman cries out at you.
Ugh, just fucking ugh. Maybe you don't have to do this, maybe you can hang out with Rainbow Dash another time. I mean the Fall Formal is a once in a lifetime sort of thing, and its not like you'd be missing the one opprotunity of your life for guarenteed romantic and sexy times with the girl you've had a crush on since pre-K.
You steel yourself. No. I'm going to do this no matter the cost.
You arc your back and walk towards Rainbow Dash's house.
25 minutes later, there you are. 589 Dead Mans Lane. You slowly walk toward the door, the lawn is full of finely pedicured grass and decorative garden gnomes.
You ring the doorbell...DING DONG.
An akward silence comes over you, like the CLAM before the storm.
You hear a gruff voice. "YEAH WHADDYA WANT?"
You shuffle nervousally.
"SPEAK UP MAGGOT OR GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY LAWN!"
You gulp. "I-I'am Anon E Mousse, I'm Rainbow Dash's friend, I want to talk to you sir."
The door slowly opens as a towering figure of masculinity appears before you. Mother of God, the titan that appears before you is 7 foot 2, and 5 times the width of you. He looks like a bulging tumor of muscle, with a crop top and a cop mustache. His arm is wider than your waist line.
He sneers down at you, and snorts.
"And what makes you think I want to talk to a pissant like you?"
Your knees begin to quake.
"Well, I wanted to talk about Rainbow Dash being grounded. I'd like you to unground her.
He stares at you intensely, you can feel the hatred shimmering off of his sweaty pectorals.
Suddenly, he begins laughing with his whole body.
"Wait...you thought? AHAHAHAHAHA. That is HILARIOUS!"
He slaps your back, you can feel your entire spine shiver at the shockwave.
"You thought....I was? BAHAHAHA."
You bring your finger up to ask the obvious question.
"You are Rainbow Dash's father....Mr Dash... right?"
He begins laughing even harder. "No GOD no... Mr Dash is my father."
He turns around. "HEY POPS! SOMEONE IS HERE TO SEE YOU!"
He puts his massive hand on your shoulder, and gives you a thumbs up. "Good luck soldier, you're going to need it with him."
"Uhh... thanks...I guess, Mr..."
"Call me Biff, thats what my little sister calls me."
"Okay... thanks Biff."
Biff walks back into the house, oh god, if Biff was this horrid monstrosity of fitness, just imagine what his father is like.
You begin to nervousally standing on your tip toes at the horrid monstrosity of a man that seeded Biff into existance to be.
"Uh hello young man?"
You snap out of your delusion, and look in front of you, there's no one there!
"Uhh, hello?"
"Down here you silly goose! Use your eyes you big palooka!"
You look down to see a short, pudgy 3 foot 4 main with a goofy mustache, a big nose, and a Rainbow tie.
"Uhh.... Mr Dash I presume?"
"Why heavens to murgatroy yes I am! And who are you my fine suited friend?"
"Uh....I'm Anon Y Mousse... I'm a friend of Rainbow Dash."
"OhohohohohoHO! So YOU'RE the fellow she keeps on prattling on about, Oh DO please come in sir!"
You rub the back of your neck as he leads you in.
"Mind your step, its quite the landfill in here!"
You don't see the problem, it looks cleaner than an OCD medical clean room thats been quaratined.
"Uck, I am so sorry to have introduced you to our household when its such a pigsty!" He complains loudly as he leads you to the living room.
"No really its quite alright Mr Dash, how do you manage to keep up?"
"Oh well, its really never that easy m'boy." he climbs up into his Dad lounge chair as he finds his pipe and his fez.
"Always some tiny piece of dust lying about and causing a perfectly proud pedicured place of personal privitary into a loud obnoxious hullaboo of depravity."
He strikes up a match and lights his pipe.
"Please please, do make yourself comfortable Anon.
You look around you, there are plastic covers over all the furnitature, you really don't want to dirty anything up, but you brush yourself off and sit on a nice brown Ottoman. Mr Dash rasies an eyebrow, but shrugs off your choice of butt resting.
"And what do I have the privelage of speaking with you about today Anon?"
You blank out for a second.
"I thought you'd be a lot....scarier Mr Dash."
Mr Dash drops his pipe in shock as he emits an effeminate gasp.
"WHA-? MOI? SCARY? Wherever on earth did you hear that m'boy?"
You think back to Rainbow Dash telling everyone at school that her Dad was the meanist, grittiest, roughest junkyard dog who'll rip a man to shreds if he so much looked at him the wrong way.
Wait, no don't tell him that, you're here to get her ungrounded.
"Well, it was just my image of you sir," you nervousally laugh as you bullshit through your teeth.
"What with your son being a...fit person, and your daughter being the atheltic type, I just assumed that you were a very intimidating person. No offense of course."
"No offense taken Anon, yes I know my son is quite the big lad, and my daughter is a bit brash, but the only thing I'm intimidating toward is dirty icky muck!"
He begins screaming like a little girl.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK MY PERFECTLY MANICURED MINK CARPET! RUINED BY MY TERRIBLE HABIT!"
He quickly leaves the room and returns in a dash in a maid headdress and an apron, brandishing a vacuum cleaner.
"It's time for you dust, to bite the dust!"
He begins vacuuming intensly at the spoiled spot as you slowly begin to realize why Dash was fibbing to everyone. Her dad is a complete pansy! She was talking about her brother to everyone! This is gonna be a piece of cake!
Mr Dash finishes vacuuming and begins spraying carpet cleaner on the spot, as he sits back down on his Dad lounge chair.
"Sorry lad, now where were we?"
You crack your fingers and boast.
"Well, I know Rainbow was grounded, and can't attend the Fall Formal, but I'd like you to unground her, so she can go with me."
Mr Dash rubs his mustache intesenly and begins giggling like a school girl.
"Well as much as I'd like to see my lovely little girl go to the Fall Formal with such a nice gentleman, I'm going to have to decline your offer. No offense Anon."
Wait...what?
Let's try this again.
"Are you sure Mr Dash? I mean just because she had a bad report card..."
He slowly raises his eyebrow.
"What bad report card Anon?"
Yikes... looks like you dun goofed.
"Well, I mean, that's why she's grounded yes?"
His brow begins to furrow, as he takes a long drag from his pipe.
"Noooo.... she was grounded, because she left approxiamtely .022 microliters of orange juice in the fridge, and didn't have the common courtesy to finish the carton."
Oh... right, of course she did.
Mr Dash put his hands together, and began thinking deeply. You fidget nervousally on the Ottoman, things are going from bad to worse.
"Rainbow deary! Could you please see your Papa for a minute?" He yells out.
"Coming Daddy!" you hear from upstairs.
You hear footsteps coming down, and you see Rainbow Dash walk into the living room.
She sees you, and does a quick gasp as she puts on a fake smile, obviousally screaming silently "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"
"Rainy-poo, Mr Anon here tells me he wants to go to the Fall Formal with you, is that correct Mr Anon?"
He looks back to you, and you dumbly shake your head.
"He also tells me something about a... what was it again, a bad report card?"
Oh...shit. She totally lied about why she was grounded because she wanted to keep the 'Tough Dad' routine.
She looks at you and stares daggers into your eyes.
"Well, snookums, could you please fetch your report card and show Papa please?"
She sighs, "Yes" she looks back at you intensely. "Daddy."
She stomps back up the steps. You look toward her direction and see Biff in the kitchen making choking and hanging charades.
God damn it Biff
"Tea anon?" Mr Dash offers.
"No thank you I'm good." you reply.
"Are you sure? Its Lemongrass" he remarks taking a sip from his tiny porcelin teacup.
"No no, I'm quite good thank you though." You chuckle as you look back at the kitchen and see Biff making pinkie out tea sipping charades at you
You hear loud angry stomps coming down the stairs. Rainbow Dash walks into the living room again and hands her father her report card.
Mr Dash takes the paper and reads it furiously.
"Hmm. Physical Education, A+ Very well done my dear!"
Rainbow beams for a moment.
"Oh... Equestrian History.D- Advanced Calcus II D- Retro Fitting Vintage Cars Class, D- Underwater Basket Weaving....E?"
He begins waving the report card at Rainbow.
"How do you score an E? That's not even rationally possible!"
Rainbow smiles and her eyes begin darting back and forth.
You take action.
"Certainly that means, 'Excellent'."
You look at Rainbow Dash and wink.
"Right Rainbow?"
"Oh y-yeah! Totally Daddy! I did the course so well they gave me an E."
Mr Dash rolls his eyes as he taps his pipe.
"Nice try Dashie." He looks at you disappointingly.
"And you Anon."
Ouch, you felt that one.
"But the teacher wrote an explanation here, 'Ms Rainbow Dash has scored an E in the course meaning that 'Even the special needs children can pass this course with flying colours''' C'mon Rainbow, even that gray girl from down the road can pass this class!"
She throws her hands in the air and grunts.
"Fine, yes, Dad. I don't do well in class because I'm always practicing for soccer, and when I'm not, I'm practicing for volleyball, and when I'm not practicing for either, I'm practicing for sumo judo wrestling."
Do we even have that sport at our school?
Mr Dash sighs deeply. "Well, then its settled then Rainy-poo. As much as I hate to be the sourpuss here, it looks like the only method of improving your grades, is to ground you from post school activities."
"WHAT?" Rainbow screams out in anger.
"I'm sorry, but a girl needs to have more than just athletics to her Dash. Until your grades have improven I forbid you from any extra cirricular activies."
"Dad, you can't serious."
Mr Dash furrowed his massive eyebrows as his moustache twitched.
"Rainbow. Room. Now."
Rainbow glares at you with an intense anger, as she stomps out of the room and back up the stairs. You can hear a loud slamming of a door.
You look in the kitchen and see Biff shaking his head in disapproval at you.
God damn it Biff, stop making me feel worse.
"Oh... now I've gone and killed the atmosphere, I'm terribly sorry Anon." Mr Dash says as he offers you a bit of raspberry tart.
You decline his offer, and respond.
"No, its quite alright Mr Dash, its my fault."
Mr Dash laughs as he nibbles at his tart.
"No no don't be silly m'boy, I'm actually quite surprised."
You raise your eyebrow quizzingly.
"With all the time my daughter spends on physical sports, its a wonder how she is able to spend any time with her family, let alone you."
Ouch...indirect feels.
"She talks about you all the time Anon, she really seems to trust you and enjoys your company immensily.
Please...stop...oh God the guilt.
Mr Dash stares sadly into his teacup.
"She reminds me of her mother so much." He glances to a family photo of the Dash family. Rainbow looks like shes 5, making a tough pose, on her Father shoulder's. Biff flexing his biceps, jesus even as a kid he is still bigger than you! And an extremely Amazonian woman wearing a white sundress with a sunhat.
"Oh...I'm so sorry Mr Dash."
Mr Dash wipes a tear from his eye.
"No don't be Anon. Please, call me Pepper."
You smile slightly. "Uh, sure Mr...Sir...Dr?"
Pepper smiles and laughs back at your akwardness. "Pepper will do just fine."
"I'm sorry for your loss Pepper." you state, "if its not too much trouble, how did she...I mean... your wife..."
Pepper stared back into his teacup. "It was the big C."
"Oh...cancer." you state forlornly.
"No, the Big C from the Coca Cola sign fell right on top of her."
Oh. That's....morbid.
"Ever since I've been raising those two by myself, and I support both of my children. Heavens know that I was against him joining the Marines, but I can now proudly say I'm glad my son chose his way in life."
He looks back at the photo, "It's how she lived her life too."
Oh god, all these feels. You got to right this scenario.
"Mr....I mean Pepper. I want you to know that I really like Rainbow, I came here thinking I was going to be pummeled to paste just for being here. And I still really like Rainbow, and I'd do anything to spend time with her. If its alright with you, I'd like to help her with her classes, maybe be a tutor."
Pepper folds his hands again, and looks at you.
"You'd be willing to take time from your busy schedule to help my daughter with her studies? You do know that she does an intense amount of sports right? She's the captain of the soccer, volleyball and the sumo judo wrestling team. You'd barely have anytime for yourself, or for your social life whatsoever. Are you really sure about this Anon?"
You lean back on the Ottoman, and think about the situation. If what he is saying is true, that means no hanging out at the mall anymore with your pals, no more looking at gals with Norman in the Chick Fil A parking lot, no more skateboarding at Chucks SkateboardoRama. Is this really a sacrifice you'd really want to make?
You take a big gulp.
"Yes, I would Pepper. I know that athletics means the entire world to Rainbow, and I know she is always constantly trying her best in everything she can."
You stand up and began preaching like a politician.
"But we both know, that she alone can't carry the world on her shoulders. Whereas your decision would allievate her of her outside blocks from her education, I believe my offer would allow her to keep doing the things she loves, with someone else there to help support her. I don't want to see her fail, not in your eyes, but not in her eyes either, and I personally think that your decision would do the latter."
You slam your hands down on the coffee table.
"So yes, I would support her, and I'd stand by her, with every chance I'd get, even if it means losing my personal time, and a little sleep. I just like Rainbow that much, so that's my offer."
You extend your hand.
"Take it or leave it."
Pepper looks back at you in a bit of a shock, and begins chuckling. He shakes his head and begins laughing even harder.
"Well young man, you certainly drive a hard bargain, but I think I can come to terms with this."
He takes your hand and you both shake hands.
"Please, take care of my daughter Anon."
You look at the family photo, and smile back at him.
"I don't have to, she's a strong girl, who is going to live her life to the fullest, and to her fullest extent. I'll be there to cheer her from the sidelines and tag in when she needs support. She's a great friend, and a great girl. You should be very proud of her."
He chuckles once again.
"I am very proud of her, especially with her choice of men."
Pepper yells out loud again.
"Dashy! You're ungrounded!"
"SWEET!"
You hear frantic footsteps running down the stairs, Rainbow rushes into the living room and hugs Pepper.
"Thank you Daddy!" she states as she kisses him.
"Don't thank me Rainbow, thank Anon here."
She looks at you with a puzzled look.
"Anon offered up all his freetime to tutor you and help you raise your grades a little bit. Meaning that you can continue to go to your after school activities, just as long as Anon is there to keep up with you."
She blushes at you, and holds her arm.
"Thanks Anon...that was really sweet of you."
She slaps your chest, "But you're definately going to have to pick up the pace to keep up with me on the field!"
"No problem!" You state as you puff out your chest and stick your thumb in it.
"I'm da toughest guy around."
"HEY! I HEARD THAT!" you hear Biff yell from the kitchen.
You, Rainbow, and Pepper all enjoy a hardy laugh as a time wipe dissolve appears indicating that a short amount of time has passed.
A montage begins of you tutoring Rainbow Dash as she is playing soccer with her teammates. You are holding a Quantum Calculus textbook as a stray soccer ball flies toward your head. She jumps in the way and takes the blow for you, as you both fall to the ground. Rainbow looks down at you as you look back up at her, and you both blush.
"So the theory behind Nordstorm's String Theory is..." You begin rambling
She grunts and rolls her eyes as she picks up you and continues to play soccer.
Another time wipe dissolve occurs where you and Dash are studying out of a 5,000 pg text book. She falls asleep on your arm, and you smile as you put your head on hers, she nustles in closer and snuggles your chest.
Another time wipe dissolve, Rainbow is presenting her thesis as you are there in the audience giving her thumbs up and holding up reminder cards. She gets a round of applause and an A+.
Finally the night of the Fall Formal comes around, which coincidentally is when the season round of report cards comes out.
You and Dash look at each other nervousally, as Pepper reviews the report card.
"All A+'S!!! Congratulations you two!"
You both high five each other, as Dash turns quickly and asks.
"Does this mean?"
Pepper nods his head.
"AW YEAH!" Rainbow exclaimed as she pumped her fists into the air. She quickly ran up to her bedroom and slammed the door.
Pepper chuckled and turned to you.
"I must say, I am really impressed Anon. You really turned things around for Rainbow."
You rub your neck in embaressment.
"Well, it wasn't easy, learning how to be physically active again was definately a chore."
You both laugh, as he extends his hand again.
"Seriously, thank you very much for taking care of my little girl. I'm very proud of both of you, and I'd be delighted to have you escort her to the Fall Formal this evening...just...whenever she's ready."
"Well, you know...girls." You take his hand and shake as you both laugh.
"Why don't you head on home and get ready yourself? Gotta look nice for a Fall Formal Anon!"
"Oh right! Uhh, I'll run home as fast as possible!" You excitedly claim.
"Nonsense, Biff will give you a ride. BIFF!"
"YEAH POPS?" you hear from upstairs
"Could you give Anon a ride to his home?"
"SURE NO PROB, BE DOWN IN A SEC!"
You hear heavy footsteps descending the stairs, Biff gives you a pat on the back, revibrating your spine once again.
"C'mon champ! Let's go get you ready for your big date!"
"S-s-s-sure. Let's go Biff." you state wobbly.
"Drive safe you two!" Pepper stated as he began to sit in his lounge chair.
"Ah, no worries Pops, Anon is a good second in command kind of guy aren't ya fellow?"
"Uhh...sure?"
He slaps your back again. Ow. Your sciatica.
You and Biff leave the house as Pepper opens the newspaper and looks at his family photo.
"She's really met a nice guy Patrice. Looks like we'll be updating the photos around here."
You and Biff get into his Chevorlet.
Huh, plush seats. NICE.
Biff turns his ignition on as he blares some college rock over the radio. You begin driving home to your place.
"Hey Anon." Biff breaks the silence.
"Yeah Biff?" you ask cautiously.
"You know, for such a twerp, you ain't a bad guy. I could really get used to seeing your face more often." He says as he picks his nose.
"T-thanks?" you answer.
"Just... don't do anything stupid alright? I may be 27, but I'm still too young to be called Uncle alright?" he begins to insinuate.
"Oh... well, uh." you start to mumble.
"Here. Take this." He slaps your chest, which fourtuantly because of the plush cushioning softened the blow to your spine. You look at what he gave you. There are several packets of condoms laying on your lap.
"Just, don't tell my Dad okay?"
You look at Biff and you begin to laugh, and he starts laughing alongside with you.
The rest of the ride was enjoyable, Biff drops you off at your place, and says he'll call before picking you up.
You head on inside, and get ready for tonight.
SEVERAL HOURS LATER
Damn, you look fine, a nice ass suit, a fine squirt of cologne, and a gelled back doo that makes you look like a casanova. You slip the condoms into your wallet, and look at yourself in the mirror.
"Get ready for a whole alot of Anon Rainbow Dash."
You hear the phone ring.
You pick up the phone, finally after all this time, the moment arrives.
"Hey yo Biff! You ready to pick me up?"
"Hey hey Anon! My second in command! I'll be there in a jiff, so you better be ready or I'll bust your chops alright?" Biff joked over the phone.
You both laugh "Alright Biff, I'll be waiting."
"Seriously though Anon, you really should be able not to. I know I'm her brother and everything...but man. You are a lucky son of a gun tonight."
You feel a slight bit of excitement wash over you. "Hurry up then!" you laugh.
"Will do Major!" he laughs and you both hang up.
30 minutes later, your doorbell rings. You rush excitedly to the door, and there is Biff waiting to drive you to his place.
"Whoo wee Anon, you are dressed something fierce!" He slaps you on the back, this time doesn't hurt because you added some support for your back...for, dancing. yeah. Dancing. Haha...
"Well, we ain't getting any younger, gotta live life while we're young Anon!"
"Yeah! Lets do it!" you slap him on the back,
"Wow, not so hard there Major, you'll throw out my back." Biff remarked.
Welcome to my world Biff.
You arrive at Rainbows place, as you walk into the living room.
Pepper is sitting on his Dad Lounge Chair as usual, smoking his pipe. He sees you and puts down his newspaper.
"Well well, aren't you a handsome suitor? Rainbows just about finished, I'll let her know your here."
Pepper gets up and runs upstairs. You decide to try out the Lemongrass tea and raspberry tart.
Hmm. Not bad.
"Okay Anon, she's ready!"
You get up and wait at the bottom of the stairs. Biff stands behind you, hand on your shoulder, welling up in tears.
"Here she is, the lady of the hour!" Pepper called out, as Rainbow Dash came down the stairwell. Your jaw just about hit the floor, as she walked down every step with the daintiness of a princess. My god. She was perfection embodied, that hair, that dress, that....everything.
She finished coming down the stairs as she looked right into your eyes, her eyes fluttering at you.
"So how do I look Anon?"
"I uhh.. bluhh, duhhh...."
" I think he's trying to say you look beautiful Rainy-poo." Pepper stated.
"DAD!" Rainbow complained at him.
"CHEESE!" Biff pulled out a camera and took a photo of you and Rainbow.
"BIFF! Gah! You two are unbelievable!"
Rainbow takes your hand and swipes Biffs keys.
"C'mon Anon, we've got a dance to go to."
"You two have fun tonight!" Pepper said as he waved.
"Play it safe you two! I'M WAY TOO YOUNG TO BE AN UNCLE!" Biff shouted, as his father smacked his knee.
"GAH WHATEVER BYE!" Rainbow retorted as she slide across the hood of Biffs car and opened up your door.
"Hey Anon," she looks with you with a lustful face.
"Wanna come inside?"
You look at her blankly as you both laugh.
You get in and you both drive off to the Fall Formal.
AT THE FALL FORMAL.
You and Rainbow spend a whole bunch of time dancing and bumping against each other. You hear some commotion on the other side of the dance floor,
"Hey Anon, I'm going to check on my friends, and Twilight too."
"Sure thing Dash, I'll just, be here I guess."
"You better be tiger, because I've been practicing my tango." She winks at you and runs off.
You walk over to the punch bowl, and pour yourself a glass. Huh. Mint.
Suddenly out of fucking nowhere the wall fucking explodes and a demon chick is screaming something about world domination.
Huh, I thought the feminist convention wasn't until next week. You dive behind the punch table, and pour yourself another glass.
Well, this is...interesting. You continue to hear more violent sounds of explosions and screaming. You decide to see what all the hubbub is about.
You walk through a crowd full of spaced out people, oh god the punch was spiked wasn't it?
Then you suddenly see Rainbow Dash with all her friends, and Twilight too, turn into a rainbow dues ex machina and blast the demon chick who turned into the butch girl who yells at people.
"SERVES YOU RIGHT YA BITCH!" you yell out.
"ANON! YOU'RE OKAY!" You hear Rainbow!
"Yeah I'm fine Rainbooooooooooooooooooooooooooowooooooah!" Suddenly you are lifted up about 15 feet in the air, as you look down. Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck.
"Rainbow, uhh... are we flying?" You ask fearfully.
"Huh...I guess we are." She looks at her back and sees wings flapping.
"Huh.That's new." You plainly state.
"Hey, let me go take care of a few things first, and I'll be right back." She sets you down and flies off with her friends, (and also Twilight) You notice the bitchy girl crying over a statue or something. You crouch down and whisper in her ear.
"Even if you wanted to, you can't go back."
She turns her head at you in confusion, and you just walk away.
You sit on the steps with your half empty punch glass as Rainbow flies to you and hovers for a bit.
"Sup Anon?" Rainbow asks with her arms crossed.
"Nothing much, my date literally turned into an angel." You say as you tip your punch glass at her.
Oh god, you can see up her skirt....its...well,
She chuckles, and shakes her finger at you.
"An angel am I? Don't you know better than to look up an angels dress Anon?"
You blush, and look away.
You suddenly feel like your flying again.
"C'mon, you won't have to worry about that, I'll just take it off."
"Rainbow....where are we going?" you ask trying your best not to look down.
"To Heaven, Anon. C'mon I know a place."
You land ontop of a hill overlooking Canterlot High. You can see for miles upon miles from here! You take a look over the edge, sweet merciful crap thats a long ways down!
"So, Anon. That whole Angel thing you really mean it?"
You turn around, and OH MY GOD COMPLETELY NAKED. Rainbow held her breasts and lifted her leg slightly to give a pose as she smooched at you.
"Because if that was the case I don't angels are supposed to do this."
She dives toward you and drives her hips into yours as you land on your back on the wet grass. High impact sexual romance.
Her wings flapping with a speed of KENYANS, she hurredly took off your pants and boxers as she grinded her eager nethers on yours.
"Ah There we are!" Rainbow exuded happily as she exposed your sensitive region.
"Indeed we arrrrOHMYGODTHISFEELSAMAZING" you moan in reply she interlocks her nethers with your own as she begins bouncing gleefully. Her wings flapping faster and faster with every verse of stacatto sting. Her breasts jumped up and down as her face intertwined with yours.
You suddenly hear a whisper in your ear.
"Do you trust me Anon?" you hear Rainbow moan.
You nod
You feel her arms embrace you as her wings sneak underneath you, you are trapped, interlocked with Rainbow Dash!
She rolls off the cliff, and you both begin pummleting! Adrenaline coarsing through your veins turns the dial to fucking 11 million as you begin thrusting harder and harder as you both spin rapidly in the air.
"I'm almost....there...Anon." Rainbow moaned as bit your neck.
"AHHHHHHH." Her wings spread open right before you both hit the ground and begin flying over the city nightlife. You hold dear to her, kissing passionately.
She looks at you with loving eyes. "You know, you're my angel Anon. Thank you for everything"
You kiss her in response, and embrace her tightly.
"Lets go for a Double Rainboom" she snickers.
"Yes. Let's." you reply as your lips meet and her wings cover you.
THE END
ENDING CREDITS THEME
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You pick up the phone, finally after all this time, the moment arrives.
"Hey yo Biff! You ready to pick me up?"
"Anon?" you hear. a
Huh? This isn't Biff.
"Anon....OH GOD ANON."
Its Rainbow, and...she's crying? Why is she crying?
"Anon....Biff, got into an accident on his way back home."
Your stomach turns into hardened lead.
"He... had to be rushed to the emergency room."
Your heart stand beating a mile a minute.
"They... did, sniff. They did the best they could."
You could hear it in her voice, you knew what was coming.
"He's not going to make it Anon."
You fall down at hit the floor, tears start welling up in your eyes. Biff... I knew you were always a meathead, but you were a great guy... and someone who I'd come to really like. I thought, maybe... you know, like a big brother.
"Anon... you still there?"
You swallow your tears and reply.
"Yeah. I'll be there in 10 minutes."
"Okay. His room is 313B."
You hang up the phone, and call a taxi.
10 minutes later, you walk into Biff's hospital room.
Rainbow and Pepper were standing in the corner sobbing as Biff was hooked up to several machines, keeping him barely breathing as pain suppressors ran through his IVs.
Rainbow notices you and runs into your arms. "Oh God Anon..."
You hold her head as she sobs into your chest. Pepper comes up to you and pats her back.
"Thank you for coming Anon, it really means alot to us, and to Biff."
"H-h-hey...is that Anon?"
Biffs normally booming voice was replaced with a sudden weak wimper, as all three of you turn your heads to him.
"BIFF!" Rainbow ran to him, eyes still streaming tears.
"H-hey little sis." He winces in pain, "Sorry, for having you see me like this."
"S-shut up you idiot." Biff gives a weak chuckle.
"Sorry Pops...I'm a bit of a mess."
Pepper hides his tears, as he whispered. "Its okay son... its...okay."
Hey Anon c'mere a sec." he weakly asks of you.
You walk over to the bed ridden Biff as he curls his finger telling you to get closer so he can whisper in your ear.
You crouch down and listen to Biff.
"It's not your fault Anon. Honest. Don't you ever think that this was your fault. But, it would've been nice you know, I could've been an Uncle. Uncle Biff... yeah. That sounds nice."
You hear the heart monitor flatline as the emergency announcement system blared overhead. 'CODE BLUE IN ROOM 313B, I REPEAT CODE BLUE IN ROM 313B.'
You get up slowly, as Rainbow runs to your side in tears. You walk over to Pepper and embrace him as well. The doctors and nurses rush in to do whatever is possible, however you all know that Biff has passed.
Goodbye Biff. You will always be the greatest Uncle.
An hour passes by.
You and Rainbow Dash are sitting in the waiting area as she still has her head in your arms, sobbing out her remaining tears.
"I know Rainbow, I know it hurts, he was..."
"Like a brother?" Rainbow finished your sentence.
"Yeah." you solemnly reply.
You see Pepper talking to a doctor, outside of Biffs room, and sadly nodding his head. He comes toward your direction as the doctors and nurses begin pulling a bed out of the room.
"Rainbow, don't look." you state.
She nods quietly, as she faces the other way.
Pepper comes up to you and sits down taking a deep sigh.
"Well. Its going to be a long night of paperwork, Anon, thank you so much for coming, I don't know if you knew, but Biff really liked," He stopped midsentence realizing the past term of his statement.
"I mean, he likes and respects you, he often boasted about being a great Uncle." Pepper laughed sadly.
"I... have a lot of paperwork to do, Anon, can I trust you to look after Rainbow Dash tonight?, can you do that for me, Son?"
You look back at Pepper, and silently nod.
You pull at Rainbow, "C'mon Rainbow, lets go home."
She gets up, and you both leave.
The taxi cab drops you and Rainbow back at her place. You take her hand and walk that same sidewalk that seemed months ago dreadful and suspenseful. Rainbow suddenly stops.
"Anon..." she says quietly.
"I understand Rainbow. We'll go to my place, is that better?"
She shakes her head quietly.
You call up a taxi, and several minutes later you end up at your house. Rainbow sits on your couch and curls up, wiping away any additional tears. You aren't really sure what to do in this situation, but you go with your heart.
You sit down beside her, and hold her close to you.
"Rainbow....I..."
You are suddenly trapped within her arms as your sentence becomes muffled. She starts kissing you over and over and won't stop.
She looks at you, tears welling up in her eyes. "Anon... thank you so much for being there, for Daddy, for Biff... for me."
The words won't come out of your mouth.
" I...know, this wasn't the night we planned." She begins taking her and your shirt off.
"But... I know that Biff..."
She throws off her boots and begins unzipping your jeans.
"He really loved you, and I love you too. And...the thing he really wanted most."
She takes off her skirt and panties as she mounts over you.
"He wanted to be a part of our family."
She thrusts down on you, as her breasts hit your face. You instinctively grab her and begin thrusting in return.
Her legs curl around your waist, as you hold her closer to you.
"Rainbow, I won't leave you." you gasp.
She stops and looks in the eyes.
"Promise?"
"Promise."
She applies full weight unto your crotch as she begins thrusting faster and faster. Her back arcs back, just as yours does.
The climax was simaeltaneous, as you both gasp for air. You hold her close to you, and whisper. "I'll always be there for you Rainbow."
"And I you, Anon."
You curl up together, and slowly nod off to sleep.
Many years later,
"Daddy, why am I named Biff?
THE END
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