Convenient

I'm going to switch this story to third person from first. I learned from my other story that it seems nicer. I was getting dangerously close to those stories where the protagonist talks to you.

Book: Now I bet you all are thinking the same thing I am!

Me: That you''re a huge fucking faggot!

If you give a shit or not, tell me. Some people think that it's harder, I don't know why, but I like writing that way better. Also, it's so that I'm not writing some fantasy about a stupid waifu. I was getting creeped out that I was typing 'I'.

"...And slow down, slow down, slow down!" Jack and Rainbow were rocked inside the car. "It's okay, you just hit the curb and almost took out the axle. Put in in park and you're... I would say good, but not after this."

"I think I did amazing for my first time!" Rainbow grinned cheerfully at her personal accomplishment. "Old people are slow at everything!"

"I think it was amazing that we didn't get pulled over. You literally, were never within the speed limit for more then ten seconds." Jack informed her as he tried to open the car door with his hoof. Rainbow had already become accustomed to her new-found hands. She opened the door and used the car to keep her balance to the other side to help Jack. On her way she tripped and caught herself on the hood. "I think the guy who fixes this car has that poster in his office." Jack snickered. "All you need is short-shorts and un-zip the hoodie, then it's completely the same."

"I feel like I should drive more often." She said as she pulled the door open. "That was a lot more fun then I thought it would be." Right as Jack was about to object, Rainbow lost her balance and missed the car to catch herself. Jack quickly extended his wing and caught her before she hit the floor.

"These things are pretty damn cool!" He helped her back to her feet.

She turned around and just stared at him in awe of what just transpired. "You just caught me with your wings..." They pondered that thought for a while. I just caught Rainbow Dash with my wings. Jack thought to himself. "Today's going to be a good day."

"For you at least." Jack thought about how he was going to open the door to the school as he walked to the entrance. Jack noticed that Rainbow was still holding onto the car, trying to achieve enough balance to walk. "Need some help?" He asked while trotting up beside her.

"Nah, I'm fine. I'll get it." As she said that, she slipped again and pulled open the rear car door to the ground. Jack snickered at her light tumble. "Where was the wing catch?"

"I have no idea how I did that!" He laughed. "There's a good chance that it will never happen again." He helped her off the ground with his hoof. "But I am a horse now, hop on." He offered her his back.

"What, you mean ride you?" She asked, cocking a brow. She seemed like it was some offensive act.

"Yeah, why?" Jack wondered.

"Ponies aren't suppose to ride ponies..." She looked away, awkwardly while scratching the back of her head. "That's like one step away from sex."

"You weren't this uncomfortable when we were talking about sex. Is riding a pony more intimate then sex?" Jack smirked at the thought.

"Kind of, in a way." She hedged. "It's different. It's a lot more uncommon."

"Well, you're not a pony. Are you?" Jack reminded her.

"But I will be again, though!" She countered. "It's just weird."

"Just ignore it and hop on." Jack pleaded. "We're going to be late and I can't have you busting your pretty face on the ground before I get to show it off."

She sighed, frustrated. "You don't have a sled or something in your car?"

"It's..." He looked at his furry wrist for a non-existent watch. "... Yeah, Spring. So, no. Not yet. Com'on! We're no strangers to the strange, hop on!"

"Fine." She sighed reluctantly. Rainbow put one hand on his back and shifted her weight over to him. She quickly brought her other hand over, so that she was no longer using the aide of the vehicle. sliding all her pressure over to her right foot, she tried to sling her leg over to the other side. Although, she was so unaccustomed to her new body that she couldn't raise her leg that high. She ended up tripping and falling once more. Jack anticipated this fall and caught her by quickly sliding under her. "I don't think this is going to happen." She announced.

"Oh. Yes, it will indeed." Jack lifted her back up to her feet. "Can you stand on your own?"

"Yeah, I can stand at least." She replied. "But don't expect me to move at all."

"Good, don't move." He backed away behind her. "Just... Stand... Still."

"Why? What are you going to do-What the hay!" Jack dove under her legs and extended so that she was on his back.

"Did that not just blow your mind?" Jack grinned to his back.

"How are you already so comfortable as a pony?" She asked with a look of injustice.

"It's much easier. If I had fingers I might have considered finding a way so that I can stay like this. Can't open doors? I'm fine with my human body." He started to the school with the rainbow-haired girl on his back. Once they reached the entrance, Jack met his challenge of the day: doors. "Little help?"

"I got ya." Jack slid over to the door for Rainbow to let them in. Once inside the tinted building they met a crowd of observing eyes. There was about twenty people watching them. "Were they watching the whole time?" She whispered in Jack's ear."

"Yeah." A voice came out from the crowd. Then it was silent.

"Well..." Jack started. "... We should be getting to class." He walked past the crowd. "Oh. But, hey. Thanks for being as creepy as you possibly could."

"No problem." Another voice came out. They could tell that he thought that Jack was sincere.

"Wow." Rainbow said in amazement of the stupidity while they were leaving the scene.

Jack saw one of his stronger friends watching them and walked over. "A new student riding a animated pegasus to school? Seems legit." He smiled. "Steve." He held out his hand for a handshake.

"Two students." She said back.

"Where's the other? She  going to come on a puma-corn?" He chuckled.

"She's new, not me." Jack spoke up. Steve shot back, startled.

"Jack?" He whispered while he trotted around him.

***

They walked into the full classroom just in time, as Jack walked in, the bell rang. Rainbow forgot to hold the door and it slammed shut, announcing their entrance. All at once, every pair of eyes turned to see who came in, and in unison their eyes widened and they dropped their writing utensils. It was almost as if they were in sync. Jack and Rainbow didn't say anything, they just stared right back at them. They could almost feel their sights scan every inch of the two. Jack then started to slowly walk to their desks. Everyone followed them as they navigated through the maze of desks, chairs, and backpacks. Once they reached their seats, Jack ducked down and let Rainbow off his back and helped her into her chair. He then sat right beside her in his. They glanced to the left to see everyone still staring. Jack looked in front of him to see Jeremy staring, also. "What?" Jack challenged.

"You're a..." Jeremy was the first to speak. "... Horse."

"I'm pretty sure I'v fucking noticed." He snapped back.

"And you're..." He pointed at Rainbow. "...Hot."

"Thanks." She said, irritably.

There was more silence. Before the teacher was next to speak. "Jack, what the hell?" She rubbed her temples. "There's always something new with you. Something that bends logic and physics and you come in here like it's no big fucking deal."

"Cussing isn't very teacherly..." He retorted. "Can we just ignore this and get on with class?"

"No." Brady rejected the proposal. "Because you're a horse and you dressed your former horse friend like a hobo."

"Sweatpants and a hoodie is not bum clothes... The bum look looks good anyway. She can just write for me, she has fingers now."

"It says here that she is actually a student in this class now..." The teacher looked up from her computer. "She has work of her own to do, seeing her come in on your back, I'm guessing that she isn't adept to the control of a human body."

Jack whipped his head around to whisper to Rainbow. "I forgot about that."

"It's okay, it doesn't seem that hard." She whispered back.

"You know that you can't write with your mouth, right?" He told her.

"Wha- Why not?" She said back.

"If you put anything in your mouth your going to give all the guys in here tighter pants." He answered.

"I don't look that good." She said back.

Jeremy poked his head into their conversation with a very elegant: "Boobies..." Jack's wings extended and whipped Jeremy's forehead. "Damn it! Wait- D- Did- Did you just whip me with wings?" He rubbed his forehead.

"Yeah, no idea how, though." Jack said back. "Awesome!"

"I'll try without my mouth..." Rainbow laughed as Jeremy's hand revealed a large welt on his face. "You're going to have to use your mouth, though."

"Yeah Jack. Put it in your mouth." Jeremy snickered.

The teacher handed them two work sheets that everyone was working on before they got there. She turned around to face the staring crowd. "Get back to work!" She commanded. She turned back around the the two. "I don't care how you get it done, just get it done."

"I got this." Jack said, picking up his pen between his hooves. It took multiple ties to grasp it. He then attempted to write his name on the sheet of paper only to drop the pen. After a few minutes of trying to lift it again and a lot of laughs from Rainbow and Jeremy, he tried again. This time he only managed to poke a hole in the paper and send the pen flying to the front of the room. "Jeremy, could you be a doll and fetch that from me."

He helped his friend out and retrieved the pen. "M'lady." Keeping the laughter. "May I suggest putting it in your mouth."

"You're going to have to." Rainbow told him.

"Fine." He sighed. He wedged the pen between his lips and lowered it to the paper. Avoiding the hole, Jack wrote his name with the penmanship of a four year old. "Might not be pretty, but it's legible."

"That's debatable." Rainbow commented.

"Let's see you try it then." Jack challenged her.

"I already did it." She slid her paper over to him. Her name was better written then Jack's when he was human.

"Damn it." Jack mumbled.

The back of Jeremy's hand brushed Jack's face, to be slapped away. "You're just as soft as she was."

"Don't touch me." Jack told him.

"I have to." He smiled. "You are just so cuddly now! I love it."

"I actually do too." Jack admitted. "Feels like I'm still in bed."

"Are you still soft-" Jeremy touched Rainbow's hand and was instantly smacked in the face. "What the hell?"

"My bad." She blushed. "Reaction."

Jeremy had a look of confusion. "She was a pony." Jack reminded him. "Horses don't like things touching their hooves."

"So you don't let anyone touch you ever?" Jeremy deadpanned. Jack lifted her wrist with his hoof and flailed it around and set it right back where it was. He gave Jeremy a smirk. "Bullshit... How did this even happen?"

"Made a random potion for funsies." Rainbow answered.

"Ah, I see." Jeremy nodded. "And have you been having funsies so far?"

"It's been pretty interesting so far." She said. "It's only for today."

"Cool, so... Where's Spike?" He asked them. "Did you bring him today?"

"I don't know, probably with Twilight in Equestria." She replied. "What, do you miss your only friend besides Jack?"

"Jack is not my only friend." Jeremy seemed to get defensive. "But none of my other friends are bad-ass dragons that can ride on my shoulder whilst making jokes that are actually funny."

"Sounds like you have some pretty high standards." Jack observed.

"Well, let's look at 'my other friend' then." He glared. "In the past week you have: saved a fictional character's life and befriended her. You then made out with her and gained the ability of teleportation. Traveled into what seems like another dimension, taking me there too, by the way. Taken a dragon to school with you. And switched into a species that doesn't even exist here. So, Yeah, you've set that bar pretty damn high."

Jack and Rainbow looked around the room to see if anyone was listening and overheard that they made out. "That just sounds pretty impressive to me." Rainbow held out her hand for a high-five from Jack. He looked at his hand, ready to comply, only to realize that high-fives were impossible for him at the moment and hung his head in shame. "Still miss your hands?"

"Never really appreciate something until it's gone." He stared at his hooves.

"Yeah, but now you have wings." Jeremy pointed out. "I would personally cut off my fingers if that would get me wings. Would it?"

"Yes, it would." Rainbow lied.

"No!" Jack broke the fib. "You can't joke about things like that with him. He'll dumb enough to actually do it!"

"It would have been funny, though." She pouted.

"Wings are useless if you can't fly with them." Jack sulked.

"You whipped me in the face with them, but you can't fly?" Jeremy chuckled.

"It's a lot harder then it looks." Jack said to him. "I'm trying to work a muscle that I didn't have before. I have no idea how to do it."

Jeremy glanced over to Rainbow for conformation on that statement. She shook her head no. Jeremy leaned back and smirk that Jack just sucked at flying. "I'm done." Rainbow said, pushing the paper out in front of her. Jack and Jeremy shared a look.

"You finished your work already?" Jeremy asked.

"Yes, I did." She smiled.

"You would be the first." Jack observed, their other classmates were working diligently, sharing answers and other things that they talk about. "Are they right?"

"Oh! They have to be the right answers?" She asked, surprised.

"Yes..." Jeremy replied.

"Then I have some more stuff to do." She pulled the paper back into her reach and crossed out her writings.

They curiously watched her work for a bit. "Oh, yeah!" Jeremy exclaimed. "I almost forgot. When I watched the show, I noticed that Big Mac and every other male was missing somethings that make males special."

"We've already dealt with this when Will brought it up. Trust me, it's not missing. It's a benefit."

"Gross." Jeremy shrugged and decided not to dig more in the fear that jack might whip it out.

"I almost forgot something too." Jack nudged Rainbow with his elbow to include her in the conversation. "What do you think of Applejack?" Rainbow Dash's eyes widened when she remembered the task they were to perform to get them on level ground.

"What do you mean?" Jeremy wondered, eyes darting back and forth between the two.

"Just... What is she to you?" Rainbow asked, leaning in.

"A...Pony?" He responded.

"What else?" Jack prodded.

"A... Farmer?" He replied.

"No-" Jack sighed with frustration. "Is she an acquainted? Is she a friend? Are you willing to work for her again?"

"Sure, if she needs help then I'll do some more work." He agreed, unaware of their plot.

"That's the best we're going to get right now, we can do more later." Jack whispered over to Rainbow, she nodded.

***

While the three were going to their next class they came across a familiar familiar blonde douche from gym. He stepped in their way and halted them. "Hey... New girl!" Carl obviously didn't recognize either of them and ignored Jeremy. "New girl on a horse I see."

"What." She was not particularly fond of him.

"Ohh... Sassy new girl on a horse." He smirked.

"Maybe you should show her your sexy, sexy herpes." Jeremy called from behind her as a random suggestion.

"I don't have herpes." He reassured her.

"I'm pretty sure he does. All over his ass." Jeremy continued. "He likes to take it!"

"Ignore that herald of lies." He told her, glaring behind her to see the culprit. He leaned in close to Rainbow. "So, tell me, what else are you good at riding?" Jack was silent the whole time, up until now.

He rocked his hoof back and hit Carl square in the balls. He fell to the floor, writhing in pain. "You should get someone to look at those herpes." Jack advised as they walked away. Jeremy made sure to use Carl as a trampoline before following after his friends.

They passed the gym on their way to the next class and saw the coach standing outside. He was watching the students pass, making sure they weren't doing shit they weren't suppose to. The three wasn't sure if he was smiling or frowning when they came into his sights. They stopped and waited for the first person to talk. Rainbow decided to go first. "I''m going to have to take a rain-check on practice today."

"It seems like you fixed a lot of problems like this." Coach observed.

"Not really." Jack disagreed.

"Jack, I assume?" He asked. They nodded. The coach didn't say anything else, he pulled out his phone and they heard a click.

"Did you just take a picture?" Jeremy walked around to the coach's side.

"I did." He admitted.

"What's you're number? My phone doesn't have a camera and I never got the thought to get someone else to take it!" They smiled and laughed at their current forms.

"So why can't you run?" Coach asked. "You have legs still."

"I can't even walk, that's why I'm riding Jack." She patted his head as if he was a normal pony.

"I see. So... Have fun with that then..." As they walked away the coach and Jeremy both burst out laughing.

"Hey, Dash! Nice tramp-stamp." After that they heard many more clicks. Rainbow Dash's cuti-mark had migrated on her body to her lower-back. "I can't believe that I hadn't already noticed that. I'm losing my gift..." Jeremy groaned.

"I hate him so much right now." Jack muttered.

"What's a tramp-stamp?" Rainbow wondered.

***

The school day was over and they were both in the car, ready to return home. "That was much longer then I thought it was going to be." Jack reported. "I assumed that being a pony would make school a little more interesting."

"I don't think racing is worth that everyday." Rainbow clenched the steering wheel.

"It get's a lot easier, but not more fun." Jack said.

Rainbow started to smile and faced Jack. "Are you excited for tonight?"

"Wha- Oh!" He remembered their plans for the evening. They both developed a faint blush. "Definitely. Are you?

Her eyes drifted to the wings on his back. "Oh, yes. Yes, I am."

"I'm not looking forward to earning the title 'horse fucker', though." He noted.

"That would be my title." She pointed out. "You're the pony right now."

Jack felt much better after that thought sunk in. "That's right..." While he was lost in his thought's Rainbow Dash started the car, dragging Jack out of his head with fear. "Brakes! Brakes! Go UP the hill!"

Sorry It's been so long since I updated this. New computer, viruses, other story and all that shit.