I Get To Be A Pony! Rule 63 Edition

My alter ego stared into the mares eyes, and I was sure she was gonna kill her, but instead right before she raised her fist to attack I heard a clunk and all went black.

I awoke in a hospital bed devoid of any pain in my head which was odd. "What happened?" I asked myself looking around the room, and finding a note beside my bed. I picked it up, and read it said this.

         Georgia, I am sorry for everything. I am sorry for calling you poddy mouth, I'm sorry that I stopped you, and I plead for my life that you forgive me and my coltfriend that he whacked you over the head. So sorry!

Sincerest apologies, Techno Dash.

Although you know me as manpug1.

"Manpug1 you little.....hey a banana." I said grabbing the fruit from the table "Apology accepted....even if you didn't leave this." I said biting into it. As I was chewing the banana I noticed a needle connected to my arm I pulled it out and heard a beeeeepppp! "Oh it was one of those needles." I said hearing a commotion outside renewing my headache "Can you guys keep it down your making my head hurt!" I yelled just before a group of doctors came in the room. They were a bit baffled to see my standing. "Hello you guys in there?" I said waving my hands in front of them, and getting no response. "Apparently not." I sat down on a chair, and waited the group didn't move for several hours, and then I got worried.

"Okay you guys are starting to freak me out." I said a bit of fear in my voice. I then noticed a small cloud of darkness in the corner of the room "GO AWAY DARK CLOUD NOONE LIKES YOU!" I yelled at it I would've laughed, but the cloud beat me to it. "Okay that is beyond creepy." I said picking up, a chair as the cloud crept further "PROTECT ME MS.CHAIR!" I then threw it at the cloud it passed right through, and broke into scrap as it collided with the opposite wall "Well....that was anti-climactic."

Another laugh could be heard from the cloud then a mares voice spoke from within "Oh how fun I'll enjoy killing you runaway girl." how the f**k did she know I was a runaway!

"Listen lady before you kill me explain. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" I said instantly receiving a air of confusion from the cloud.

"How is that relevant in any way? Does a wood chuck even chuck wood?" said the cloud. In it's confusion I picked up a discarded chair leg, and opened a lantern it's flame still burning. The shadow mare kept talking to herself trying to understand my question 'The woodchuck always gets them' I thought as I used the lantern to turn the chair leg into a torch.

"Hey let me answer the question." I said throwing my torch at the cloud. It dissipated almost instantly revealing a mare that looked very close to Queen Shadow *Sombra's R63* but on her sides were a pair of grey wings while she also had the weird curved red horn

"You little! DIE WERE YOU STAND!" said the mare spreading her wings. Wow day one already made an enemy, and she resembled an alicorn.....I'd say I'm off to a good start! I jumped to the side, and dodged her attack, but I ended up hitting a window it shattered, and I was sent falling to the street below. Thankfully I was only on the second story, so I only got bruised up, and got a few cuts.

"Owie" I said sitting up shaking my head, and then popping my back "Okay let's book it!" I said aware of me being unarmed, and she had a horn. I ran to a nearby alley way, and picked some glass out of my arm wincing as I did so.

"Okay I need a weapon of sorts, and....OH MAH GAWD!" I yelled looking at my arm that moments ago was bleeding, and full of glass now putting itself together "I'm not Deadpool so what the f**k is going on!" I said staring as my skin completely healed itself "Yep I must be tripping." I said looking over to a store labeled 'Steel Hammer Blacksmith'.

"Well ain't that convenient!" I said running over to the store, and slamming the door behind me. Inside there were two ponies a pegasus mare I think I recognize, and a burly looking Earth pony. The mare was wearing a cargo jacket looking thing, and a pair of red leggings her brown hair....I know I've seen it somewhere before. "Vendetta fu***ng Strings!" I said, and the mare turned around.

"I'm sorry have we met?" said Vendetta looking at me suspiciously.

"FUS RO fu***ng DAH!" I said grinning. Her eyes widened.

"Georgia...no way." she gave me a high five. "How'd you get here?"

"Got hit by a bus." I said rather bluntly.

She cringed "Ow that must've hurt." she said.

"It did...a lot." I replied smiling a bit sheepishly "Guess I know why adults say look both ways before you cross the street."

"I still can't believe your alive when me, and Dopey were on the run we stopped in a diner, and it was all over the news! A prison bus apparently hit some girl, then crashed who knew you were that girl." she said shaking her head.

"Well that's enough talking I'm being chased or at least I think I still am by a pony that can turn into shadow, and I need a weapon!"