Ah've been eyein' him up fer some time. Ah know he's been drinkin' mah flanks in, too. But dear Celestia, breedin' with a hooman is better'n warm apple pie!

Author's Notes:
Applejack tells her first-hoof perspective about her sexual relationship with you, a fellow worker on the Apple family farm, and the first step towards the rest of your lives. As it's spoken from her own perspective, expect some grammar quirks, spelling differences, and a comely southern twang throughout most of the read.

A one-shot clop.

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