Androids in Eqeustria

by David Dire

Rating: teen
Tags: Adventure, Crossover, Dark
Length: 3424

When an atomic blast and nuclear explosion go off during one of Doctor Gero's experiments, his entire laboratory is sucked into Eqeustrian.....along with his androids

When a atom splitting experiment and a Plutonian fission generator go off at the same time, Doctor Gero's laboratory (and androids) get pushed through time and space into a land called equestria. How will the planet of ponies react to humans? Robot humans? Find out now, on this (fanfiction) episode of Dragon Ball Z!

Dark and gore ratings for content such as Ponies being completely blown to bits and lots of cuts, gouges, coughing up blood and decapitated limbs.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-27 18:05:45 UTC

Chapter one - Kami's prediction and the worst atomic blast ever

It was a -seemingly- normal day, birds we're out, the children in the nearby town we're playing in the mountains, and a few lonely clouds drifted in the sky.

All unbeknownst to the danger that lurked nearby. Sure, evil androids working for an organization that was long dead was bad, but there was something else today. Something Kami, miles away, sensed. It was a scary thing too, seeing that it was coming from where Trunks had said the androids would come from. But the bad vibes Kami was getting didn't feel like an enemy, more like... an oncoming disaster. And by the second it was getting worse.

"Piccolo", Kami said to his Namekian counterpart telepathically.

"Piccolo, i sense something"

On the other side of the planet, a green meditating figure grunted.

"What is it, old man? I already know the androids are coming out tomorrow."

"Yes, they are. But it's something else coming from where Trunks said the androids would appear. It feels like the eternal dragon being summoned."

This managed to capture Piccolo's interest. Something powerful, but not a someone, he thought to himself.

"Fine, but what is it?" Piccolo questioned.

Kami shook his head, "Something unearthly"

"Piccolo, are you sure about this?" Asked Goku, "what if it really is the androids?"

Flying next to Goku, (along with Tien, Yamcha, Krillin and Gohan)  Piccolo smiled

"Well if it is, they get an early surprise." Reluctantly, Goku nodded his head and continued on. Only Piccolo seemed okay with fighting the androids early, everyone else was still worried. They had wanted every second they could get to prepare, but when the possibility of them fighting the androids without a full  three years of training was brought up, they all became even more reluctant to come. After a few minutes, Kami called Piccolo again.

"Hurry, Piccolo. This destructive force is happening soon! You need find out what it is!"

"Kami's saying the thing we're after is going off soon", Piccolo shouted to everyone else. Tien looked up.

"Then we better hurry up." Smiling, Goku Challenged Gohan.

"Hey Gohan, you think you can keep up with us at full speed?" Nodding enthusiastically, He blasted off towards the Island, leaving everyone to catch up.

Humming to himself, a old man worked on a complex machine, full of wires and computer chips. Doctor Gero was almost finished with this contraption, before an alarm went off and the entire laboratory became filled with red lights. Hero nearly fell over at these alarms.

"But...but those are only supposed to go off when-" his eyes widened with "...when someone with power level stronger than Goku approaches." Quickly recovering, Doctor Gero ran back to the project he had been working on.

"Then I'll just have to finish the Plutonian Generator sooner, Computer!" Gero barked "when will Goku, or whatever that power level is, arrive?"

"Three minutes," A sleek female voice answered back to him. Gero cursed.

"As dangerous as it is, I'll have to add the Plutonian generator without its safety." Quickly picking up the "Plutonian Generator", Doctor Gero rushed over to a very big machine that had wires that weren't connected to anything sticking out to it. Plugging in these wires to the generator, Gero put in a complex code on a computer nearby and put his hand on a shiny metal plate connect to all the gadgets.

"Warning!" The computer called out "High power level will arrive in thirty seconds!"

Gero just smiled. The huge machine in front of him started lighting up. Based on Gero's calculations, when the Atom bomb in the machine fused with the Plutonian, under the right circumstances, would create a very powerful energy that if absorbed by Doctor Gero, would make him stronger than Goku's kaio-ken times four. But instead of what Gero had predicted happening, the computers started going haywire, every alarm went off and Gero's computer assistant went crazy, "Barbados is a small isla-Und Zachory Partituren! siebzehn bis ni-nine nine nine niinne    nnnniiiinnnn" then shut off completely. Gero, surrounded by sparking wires, exploding machines and blaring alarms figured out what he had just down after a couple of seconds.

"I...i just combined the two most dangerous elements on earth while their going off"

Suddenly, Kami's eyes bulged open, silently goggling at what he was seeing.

"Kami, are you okay?" Mr. Popo asked Kami with a concerned face.

"Yes Mr. Popo. But a huge explosion is going off where i sent Piccolo and everyone else!"

"But, surely they will be able to survive it?"

Kami looked down. "It's not the explosion that I'm worried about, it's the explosions power. It almost feels like Goku when he teleports!"

With a slightly amazed face, Mr. Popo asked "are you saying everything inside the blast will teleport somewhere, like Goku does?"

"That's exactly what I'm saying, Mr. Popo"

"Piccolo! Piccolo! Get out of their!

"What? What is it?"

" it's an explosion! One that will teleport you like Goku does! Now get out of their with everyone else!"

"Everyone! Get out of here NOW!" Piccolo bellowed, flying away.

"What?" A few of them asked. But before Piccolo could responded, everyone's face screwed up in amazement.

"That...that power!" Krillin muttered. But Goku rushed them on

"Come on everyone! Let's go!" He yelled, grabbing Gohan's shirt and racing away as a Super Saiyan. Everyone soon followed. But a second later, one of the  mountain top's started glowing. A split second later...to everyone's amazement, it ceased to exist.

Grunting, Gero sat up. After his vision was blurry anymore, he observed his surroundings, and then his eyes bulged as he saw...Colourful horses!?" They appeared to be just as amazed as him, crowding around Gero. The scientist for the first time noticed he was standing inside a city. One or two of the buildings we're smashed, and had what looked like the containers Gero put his androids in burning inside of them.

"Are..are you a human!?" An excited voice asked.

"No", Gero said sarcastically "I'm an alie-" Gero stopped talking when he saw the speaker was another pony. This was green, and (making Gero snort) had a picture of a harp on it's butt. (Gero also noticed it and a unicorn's horn)z

Standing up, Gero made a bark of laughter "oh, so I'm hallucinating, is it? You're just figments of imagination."

At this, the ponies gave him weird lookes.

This made Doctor Gero's eyes narrow, and get a more serious expression.

"You're not? Well, if this is real." Raising an outstretched hand, Gero formed a ball of energy "then why not have some fun?" He said with an evil tint in his eye.

Then, Gero fired a Ki blast at the green pony. Expecting it to get caught in the blast, Gero stood their with malice. Then realized several seconds had gone by, and the blast he had fired had stopped in midair. The Ki blast quickly de-formed, and standing in front of the green pony was a regal looking pony. She was much taller than the other ponies, and had long wings that we're folded on her body. Between her brightly coloured mane that seemed to magically blow in the wind was a big horn. With a mad glint in her eye, she spoke with a loud echoing voice.

"You will have to fight me first to before you hurt my subjects!" Then, surprising the pony onlookers, Gero and even Celestia a raspy voice was heard.

"Doctor...Gero...stop". Everyone looked towards the voice, and saw another human(android). He was bald, and wore heavy military armour that had a Red Ribbon Army emblem on it. He was only as big Gero, had a threatening face. At that moment, Gero did too.

"Ahh, android One, we meet again" with an mad stare, One spoke loudly.

"I won't... let you... hurt more people." The android wheezed. But both One and Gero knew who was stronger.

"Then stop me", Gero retorted. With this, he ran towards the nearest pony and gave in all-out Ki blast, blowing the horse to pieces. Everyone, even Celestia, was disturbed by this. But a second later, Gero shot another Ki blast, but it was caught by One, who managed to survive it. Before Gero could do anything else, he couldn't move anymore. Somehow managing to turn around, Gero saw Princess Celestia disgustingly glaring at him, her horn alight.

The next hour, everypony only talked about the attack. There gossip was interrupted, when they saw Princess Twilight and her friends walking towards the castle, causing even more rabble among ponies. Eventually, The Mane Six entered Celestia's and Luna's throne room, which only occupied the two sisters now.

"What is it, Celestia? I got your letter about an attack" twilight said firmly "was it changelings again?"

"No, twilight" Celestia sighed "it's much worse. The thing that attacked wasn't even pony in shape." Celestia stopped, told everyone except Twilight to leave with an even more curious mind, Twilight inched forward.

"What is it, Celestia?" The Sun-raising pony closed her eyes emotionally.

"It didn't try to feed off other ponies love - it just killed them." At this, Celestia's voice was a lot lower "Blasted them to pieces." Twilight felt sick.

"But why only telling me?".

"Because you're going to live long enough to forget it." Celestia replied grimly. "But back to the point, the creature is a human, like from the stories, but can move very fast. And somehow he can use magic or fire energy. Celestia and Luna led the way towards a small door in the room. Inside, Doctor Gero looked at them curiously when they entered.

"I'll give you one thing, you have very high-tech containment methods." Twilight and Luna just looked at him coldly, hate on their minds.

"Why would you attack us?" Twilight said angrily while nearly crying.

Laughing for a few seconds "fun." Gero said. "And that brings up another question, how did you get me here?" Ignoring the question, Celestia filled in Twilight.

"He says he came from a place called earth, where only humans are sentient. Except he claims he's an android." Twilights muzzle wrinkled

"Android? Like, part Pon-er, human and part machine?" Celestia nodded her head. Suddenly, they we're interrupted as a Solar Guard cantered in.

"Celestia, Luna, there have been reports of more humans, scattered around Eqeustria." Concerned, Twilight spoke up.

"More? Should we get the Elements Of Harmony?" Quickly, the guard also bowed to Twilight.

"Well, they say some are peaceful, Princess." Thinking about this new info, the three Alicorns said in perfect sync-

"Show me."

Chapter two - Android One explaines

Leaving their prisoner behind, the three Princesses followed the guard outside into the beautiful royal garden. There, a worried looking brown Pegasus sat on a bench, twiddling his hoofs. He looked even more nervous when he saw all three rulers of Eqeustria coming to him.

"He-h-hello princess Celestia and Luna and T-"

"What is this about more androids?" Celestia interrupted coldly. Any trace of her nice quiet self was gone.

"There's this other thing that appeared in the forest, and it wanted to hurt me. But then another po-, er, creature that looked like it stopped him and they started fighting." Nodding slowly, Luna stepped up with a  voice kinder than Celestia's

"Where did they start fighting?" She asked.

"In the forest over there." He pointed his hoof south "there!"

"Celestia, should we send a Platoon that way" The Solar Guard interrupted.

"No." She replied, spreading her wings "We will investigate." Concerned, the guard obeyed and watched Twilight, Luna and Celestia fly off.

"Why... do you still help G-Gero?" The raspy voice of Android One questioned, looking at his opponate. He had black hair with an orange cloth tied around his neck. He also sported a black hoodie with jeans.

"Oh, as soon as I find Gero I'll kill him." Android 17 chuckled. "First though, I'll have to kill you." Smiling, Seventeen threw One in the air then flew up, smashing into One's stomach. Gasping for breath, One fired a weak Ki blast at his enemy but Seventeen just smacked it away casually.

"The-there is no rea- eason to hurt other...p-people." Seventeen made a small "heh" sound.

"Oh, I don't know about that." He turned to One "try 'fun'." One's expression became more grave. Seventeen raised his hand, gathering energy to blow One to pieces... Before Seventeen could actually fire at One, He was smashed to the ground, groaning. Seconds later, he jumped up swiftly.

"Nice try, but I'm g-" Seventeen stopped dead in his tracks when he saw three flying, multi-coloured Alicorns with images on their butts above Android One , their horns glowing. There was silence for several seconds, then Seventeen started laughing

"So, Gero puts me in sleep and I wake up in a crazy place." He spat on the ground. "And i doubt this is Hell, but again, it soon will be." Smiling coldly, Seventeen prepared to launch up and attack, when he was taken by surprise again.

"You will stop fighting now and do as we say! roared Luna in her royal voice. Frozen, Seventeen looked very ruffled

"Well.....that's new." Angry at the...ponies, Seventeen resumed his attack, aiming a kick at the smallest Alicorn, only to feel his leg stop moving. The pony he'd been trying to attack has stopped him mid-kick with her horn. Gasping at the stress of fighting a godly force, Seventeen tried to blast the Alicorn, only to have it  fire back at him with an attack twice the size of his. He took the full brunt of it, He hadn't even had time to block. Burning, an exhausted Seventeen slammed into the ground, making Meter-wide cracks. Heaving, the Android got up, but fell right back down, to tired to continue.

"Thank yo-you." Called up One's voice to the Alicorns. They nodded, even Twilight. Luna had filled her in about Android One, who had helped stop Doctor Gero. Folding her wings in, Celestia touched down next to the defeated Android, interested.

"Do you know who this is?" She asked One.

Ye-es, that is Android Seventeen." He said in his raspy, metallic voice. "One of Gero's newer creati...tions. You can te-eel because of the Red Ribbon Army emblem isn't on hi-him." Celestia, along with the others joining her, looked up in confusion.

"Red Ribbon Army?" They said in near unison. Explaining, One got up looking at the fallen Seventeen.

"Year-as ago where we come from, there was a faction called the Red Ribbon A...Army. Eventually, a kid named Goku disbanded them, and years later a-ah surviving Red Ribbon Ar-Army scientest fused Man-an with machine, all with the objective of killing Goku. Tha-at is where An-droids come in. The first seven were destroyed, beca-cause they were all artificial. Except me. Tha-at is why I ca-nnot spe...ak correctly. I was the first rea-l Android, but Doctor Gero messed up my vocal systems during tran-nsformation." One started speaking more urgently now "Some of us a-re peac-cceful, except to stop Gero for wh-a-t he did to us, but others will kill even if it isn't Goku. We should hurry a-and stop them." Dazed, the Princesses got up, astounded by what they had been told. Shaking themselves off, One's listeners got up.

"But how will we find them?" Twilight voiced what everyone had been thinking. Following One as he flew up, he answered.

"Even with my low-tech, I c-an loca-cate the other Androids. With that, his eyes lit up as words and pieces of data flashed up on them. But contrary to One's calm mood, he gasped, making a weird sound like a train suddenly braking while it's on the tracks.

"One, are you okay!?" Twilight rushed forward.

"Yes, but..." The Android smiled. "We won't be fighting the-ese An...Androids alo-lone. Turning towards them, One spoke the good news.

"It ap-apears Son Goku is also here."

"Ugh, where am I?"

Goku sat up, rubbing his head which had taken a serious hit from some-sort of fall.

"Gohan? Krillion? Piccolo?" He pushed through bushes, looking around for these people, continuing to help their names.

"Gohan? Tien? Anyone?" After nearly giving hope after searching for ten minutes, he heard a small voice come from behind him.

"Da-d?" Quickly turning around, Goku saw his son walking towards him, rubbing his eyes. Goku rushed towards him

"What happened? Have you seen Krillion? Or Ya-" He stopped when he saw an equally puzzled look on Gohans face.

"I was hoping you knew where they were. What did happen anyways?" Gohan quizzed.

"I don't know, son." Said Goku looking confused "there was that huge power level, then i suddenly wen't un-conscious after I tried to fly away with you." Looking around, Goku saw they we're in the middle of a big forest. Before he could suggest they go up and look for any signs of life, they we're both interrupted by a loud growl and then the ground started shaking. Turning towards the source, they saw red eyes in the dark, then three humongous wolf-like creatures made of wood emerged. Stepping back, the two Saiyans powered up; ready for the worst. Their suspicions saw correct when the Hunters pounced at them, roaring. But before the animals could tell what was happening, they were smashed to the ground, leaving a crater. Their winning opponents landed in front of the TimberWolves.

"I've never seen something like that." Goku gawked. Looking at his father, Gohan answered.

"Maybe we're on another alien planet, like Namek." Thinking, Goku nearly agreed before Gohan yelled "Dad! Look out!" And then felt like he was getting crushed. Looking up, the three TimberWolves seemed to have become one; tripling in size. It smashed it's giant paw on Goku more, and he screamed in pain. It stopped soon after Gohan quickly stepped up.

"Mas-sen-ko HAH! Gohan yelled, forming energy with his hands on his forehead and then quickly firing it at the wood creature, blasting it to pieces. Goku smashed through it's paw, then he flew next to Gohan, breathing heavily.

"How did it do that?" Goku asked. Shaking his head, Gohan recovered from his strong Ki attack.

"I don't know, I think it-" He was cut short again when he watched, amazed, at the pieces of wood started reforming back into it's shape.

"Not again!" Goku muttered. Putting his arms to a ready position, Goku tensed, changing into a Super Saiyan. A golden aura surrounded him, along with his hair turning the same colour, along with his black eyes turning Emerald-green.

"Gohan!" He yelled over his shoulder "stay back!" Nodding Gohan flew up about a hundred feet, wondering what his father was going to do.

Pulling his arms to his left side, Goku collected energy, staring at the TimberWolf that was nearly regenerated.

"Kaaaaahhhhhh..."

A bright blue ball of energy formed in his clenched hands, growing in size every second.

"...Mmmmeeeee..."

Shaking itself off, the TimberWolf, now more angry than ever, looked at the figure floating in the sky, mouth foaming. It did notice the energy his prey was holding; it was like what had broken him previously, and readied himself more warily.

"...Hhhaaaaaaa..."

Goku's Kamehameha was growing even stronger. While it wasn't getting any bigger, (it had stopped at the size of a car) it was getting very strong. Gohan could almost feel it, and not through sensing energy.

"...Mmmeeeeee..."

Even the TimberWolf, not even a sentient creature, could sense that there was no way he could beat his enemy. But he had realized this too late; Goku yelled the finale word.

"...HHHHHAAAA!"

Throwing his hands forward, with the ball of energy, Goku fired the gigantic blast of energy at the TimberWolf that was pitifully scrambling away. When the Kamehameha hit, everything within five hundred feet lit up in a show of light, then exploded. Rocks, trees and other terrain was flown about the burning forest. After a minute of this, everything calmed down. Pools of water started to fill in the crater. Looking for any signs that the TimberWolf survived, Goku was satisfied when he saw none. Going down to Goku's level, Gohan congratulated his dad.

"Wow! That was one of the strongest Ki blasted I've ever seen you make! I wouldn't ever be able to-" Goku accepted the compliments embarrassedly, scratching the back oh his head and waving the words off. After they calmed down, Goku spoke to Gohan.

"Well, I guess we better get some food!" Both laughing the way down to the forest for food.