"Today started out a pleasant day just like it always is when the Elements of Harmony aren't doing something that puts Ponyville and/or Equestria at risk. I got up just before Celestia raised the sun, had lunch for breakfast, combed my extremely messy mane into it's usual slightly messy state, and watered my roses. With my morning ritual completed I headed to the park to once again trying harder than ever to achieve my life long goal that I have been trying to do since before I got my my cutie mark. The thing that I dream to be able to do every night, the thing that would put me above even all the alicorns in Equestria put together.
"To be able to snap.
"Normally when ponies see me sitting at my bench (I put my name on it) they take no heed and move along which whatever it is that their doing, whether it's conducting a life threatening experiment, throwing a party for some pony who doesn't want it, obsessing about an imaginary species, making uncomfortable dresses, growing a single kind of fruit, caring for savage beasts/monsters, doing whatever it is that multi-colored pegasus does, trying to get a cutie mark, or simply destroying Ponyville, they always just pass me by, like I'm invisible. I some times think of it as a super power…
"Then I see that I'm not invisible and that makes me sad. But anyway, the point is that they all, without fail just walk past, minding their own business. Except for today…" Rose Luck made took a look at her audience with a face full of emotion, and then like a savage, she ripped a large chunk out of her one and only listener, spilling it's insides on the table and ground making quite a mess. The three meter sandwich took the pain silently, without uttering a single whimper. Let us take a moment to admire just how much will power this sandwich actually possesses.
To not only have a cream colored pony eat your face off while you listen to her tail about how some pony crushed their dreams, but to allow that cute, cuddly, marshmallow horse to rip off your face, and refrain from releasing a single tear, whimper, or cry of pain is a feat of immeasurable willpower. Why, even the infamous Chuck Norris would be hard pressed to match such a display(though I doubt he would allow for himself to fall into such a situation).
Taking the silence as a request to continue Rose Luck did just as she believed her faceless sandwich wanted.
"Today it's the newly crowned princess of magic who comes trotting by. But instead of walking right past like every pony else, she doesn't! I mean can you believe the nerve? She thinks that just because she's an alicorn princess she can just stop right in front of where I was siting! And check this out, she didn't just stand there," Roseluck leaned in towards her best friend, bringing her voice down to a level that rivaled fluter shy in softness. She licked her lips before continuing, "Oh no, she couldn't just stand there, she felt the need to actually talk to me. I mean can you believe how rude some ponies can be? There are unspoken rules that you're just not supposed to brake, like don't master bate in public, or never run over fillies and colts unless their in school, or even the most basic one, if you're a mime don't talk where others can hear you. I mean seriously, she's worse than that blueblood jerk! You'd think that the town's resident librarian/princess would've read "The unforgettably awe-inspiring book of unspoken rules".
But no~. She had to go and brake rule number 5687.233306-B!#%?/111111 paragraph 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679
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…(pi)"
Roseluck trailed off as she noticed the accumulation of ponies with their jaws falling through the ground towards the center of the planet where they would then proceed to be incinerated from the heat of the mantle. She turned her head to spot the various downed pegasi and birds with their faces splattered into the cobblestone pavement, Equestria would have been horrified that not only it's fastest flier was amongst those struck down by the math gods, but the unsuspecting muffin of a certain Derpy Hooves had also been struck down by the math gods. The resulting shockwaves of this felony against the universe and all who dwelled within could be felt in all corners of the multiverse as the seemingly innocent mail mare's face contorted with rage.
Said mail mare took a deep breath…
And let out an anguish filled scream at a pitch so unhearable that the entire world was filled with silence. A silence that reverberated into the very soul of every living being on the planet. A silence that shattered the eardrums of even the deaf. A silence that spoke volumes about loss and morning. A silence that would never be forgotten.
After the end of the silent scream all pieces of glass and crystal shattered. You can imagine that this would be quite troublesome for the crystal ponies who would now have their crystalline guts as the base coat of the now non-existent Crystal Empire.
And then everything fell apart as if the fabric of space and time itself had suddenly contracted the highest state of leprosy. Random bits and pieces of the past, present, and future flowed in and out of anywhere and everywhere all at the same time. It was discordian level chaos to the power of infinity and beyond. Volcanoes erupted and spewed ice-cream and snow cones, while rivers and lakes were flooded with giant bodybuilder parasprites in gym shorts. The wings of pegasi flew off to leave the rest of the pony behind, while the horns of white unicorns transformed into slugs on speed. Anvils crushed ponies in each and every impossible way, weather it be by materializing as their backside or flying past them in slow motion. Discord himself was now nothing more than a black and white bunny with a troll face.
~AND THAT IS HOW EXISTENCE WAS ENDED~
Author's Note
Anybody care to venture a guess as to how many decimal places of pi that I put down?