Ziggas in Paris

by friedlambo

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Rarity, Tragedy, Random, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Zecora
Length: 1301

Rarity needs to find dye for her dresses.

Rarity is trying to make some dresses for her friends, but she is missing the dye she needs to color them. How will she solve her problem?

Published 2014-04-18 14:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-18 14:10:02 UTC

Chapter 1

It was a lovely day in Ponyville. Everypony was happy, playing with each other and enjoying the nice Summer of the season.
Actually, fuck that. Not everypony was doing oh-so-dandy. Rarity, stressed out ever since the morning, was having a hard time trying to finish her dresses that she wanted to prepare for her friends. The dresses themselves were pretty much done, but she still needed to dye them, and she was all out of dye.
"Those damn fillies." Rarity said, remembering why she had no dye in the first place. The Cutie Mark Crusaders had taken all of it last week for their weekly fisting fest. They would smear their hooves in color dye, and fist each other while smuthering the color all over each other's insides. It was a lovely experience to piss out different colors, so they thought.
"Well, I suppose I need to go get some. Perhaps one of my friends might have some that they're not using?"
Rarity walked out of her boutique, her balls dragging along the ground. Where should she go first?
"Hmm..Oh, I bet Twilight might have some!"
*10 minutes later*
"Rarity, I-! Gralllblblblblbbbghhghgh!"
Twilight couldn't breathe, as Rarity's veiny schlong was practically stuffed inside of her mouth. But oh god, did she love it.
"Twilight, please accept my furious love juices! I ate cereal this morning!" Rarity said as she pulled out and punched Twilight straight on the nose.
"My...My fucking nose!" Twilight screamed.
Before she could say anything else, Rarity got off of the bed, grabbed Twilight by her back hooves, and began to slam her against the side of the wall, each time getting harder. Blodd began to monsterly gush out from Twilight's back, smearing the walls and splattering everywhere else in the room.
"Rari--aaaauauauuauauauuguguuhhuhuauuaauuaa!!!"
Twilight screamed over and over, but there was no stopping the mad white mare.
Rarity finally stopped, and put the motionless purple fuck on the floor. She then stood up on her hind hooves, and knelt down next to Twilight.
"I am going to shove my nuts into you, my dear chair with an open price tag"
"Rarity, wait, n-noooooo!"
But it was too late. Rarity slammed into Twilight harder than a piece of bacon leaving its saucy home. She came insanely.
"Rari-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHGHGGHGH!!!"
Rarity released so much of it, that it shot out of Twilight's nose, and onto Rarity's chest.
Twilight then turned into a printer.
"Excellent. Time to pring out my asshole."
And so, Rarity printed out a picture of her asshole, and stuck it onto her own chest. She then grabbed the semen off of her chest from Twilight's nose and the blood from her....well, nose, and stuffed it into a jar.
"Alas, I now have.... DYE." Rarity said. "However, I'm going to need a lot more than this, so I guess I'll just head on over to Zecora's."

"By, Rarity! Thank you for for helping me fuck my nipples out! I really enjoyed your deep purple shit! I like to have sex with socks!"
"You're welcome! Be sure to-!"
Rarity could not finish her sentence. Her body and mouth did not let her.
There, before her eyes, Twilight grew to the size of a small bulldozer, walked on over to her, and grabbed her by her neck, picking her up off of the ground.
This was one pissed off magical pony.
"Twilight, please! I can explain! I didn't meant to-!
But it was too late. Twilight grabbed Rarity's tiny fucking head, and ripped it off of her body. She then put it into her mouth, and swallowed it whole.
Rarity then came out of Twilight's behind, in her full-body form.
"I....I am a GOD."
Rarity poofed in front of Zecora's door. She lets out a ghastly fart.
She knocks.

“Just a minute, a fellow friend, I have just finished waxing my rear end.” Zecora yells from the otherside.

Rarity taps her hooves impatiently as she waits for Zecroa. She had too many dresses to finish and all this dilly dallying was causing her much unneeded stress. It was simply not helping her sagging ass. Rarity snaps back into reality as Zecora answers the door.

“Aw, Ms. Rarity, it is nice to see you again, My good friend, would you like to build a snowman?” Zecora suggested.

“Zecora, you crazy.” Rarity laughed. “No, I was wondering if you have any baby blue dye for some dresses I’m working on.”

“Aw, Pretty dresses for your adoring crowd, I do have the dye, but my ass you must plough.” Zecora said sensually.

Rarity blinked. “I’m sorry dear, I thought you wanted to have relations. The thought of it! Ha! Me a perfect mare, and you, being black and all. Ha!”

“This request you did not miss hear, now get in here and spank my rear.” Zecora stated as she grabbed Rarity by the hair pulling her inside.

Rarity yelped in pain as she tried pulling back from Zecora’s grip. “Let me go you…you…Zigger!”

Rarity’s insults only made the zebra lust over her sensuous voice as she pulled her into a corner.

"I have the dye you seek, but in order to receive I must suck your teat." Zecora said as she stroked Rarity’s mane.

“I…I…really need to finish this order. It could launch me into the fashion world as one of the greatest! I..I..don’t know…” Rarity stammered.

“Relax, Rarity this will be quick. Let me drink this potion, so I can give you the dick.”

Zecora gulped down a red vial of liquid and instantly a huge erection peered from under her. Zecora moaned as her member extended over 14 inches. Rarity gasped at the sight, immediately bringing thoughts of the war into her mind. If only Jenkins listened to her command on the beach, then maybe he would still be alive. Rarity shook off her PTSD and starred into the Zebra’s lustful eyes. She knew what she had to do.

Rarity pushed Zecora towards her cauldron making the zebra fall inside the boiling pot. Flesh and fur burned from the zebra as she yelled in horrible pain. The cauldron tipped over spilling over the bubbling water and the scalded Zebra. Rarity covered her mouth but it did not prevent her from throwing up. By now, Rarity had heaved over with a deep feeling in her gut consciously glancing at the steamed Zecora. Her hearing slowly turned into a high pitch as the world around her slowed. Rarity scanned the room quickly finding the dye she had been looking for. As she reached to grab it, she felt herself being pinned down by an unrelenting force.

“My body you may be able to break to make me loosey, but my spirit will continue to pound and ache your pussy.” The decaying zebra said as she held Rarity down. She shoved her boiled wiener into Rarity’s badonka donk. Rarity jumped at the surprise of feeling her thick hotdog plowing away at her marshmallow behind. Rarity had to think quickly. She grabbed the dye she had initially sought out and with all her might she prepared for what she was about to do next.

“SEMPER FI” Rarity screamed as she clenched her buttchecks as tightly as she could. Zecora’s weiner suddenly snapped in two leaving a huge portion inside rarity. Zecora foamed at the mouth and starting to shake violently. Rarity ran out of her hut as fast as she could, dye in hoof, penis in ass.

The hut exploded into a fireball of destruction as Rarity looked back. Rarity knew that she could never love down what she had just experienced, but she could make dresses…and that’s all that was important to her.

“It’s like they say….” Rarity panted as she starred into the fire. “Once you go black, you never go back.”