Clopping Police: Busting the Panty-Snatching Bedwetter

by HighLevelTeen

Rating: mature
Tags: Porn, Sex, Fetish, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Comedy
Length: 2436

After playing a prank on AJ, Pinkie asks Rainbow Dash to explain to her what 'clopping' is.

When the scandalous pony known as Applejack is shamelessly masturbating in the privacy of her own room, who will be there to correct such a crime? Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie have dedicated their lives, or at least this morning, to catching delinquent cloppers. A problem occurs when it is revealed that Pinkie doesn’t know what clopping is. Can Rainbow Dash teach Pinkie Pie how to clop herself silly while fulfilling the asinine request of using pee as lube?

Published 2012-03-31 14:04:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-03-31 14:04:02 UTC

Clopping Police

Clopping Police: Busting the Panty Snatching Bedwetter
By HighLevelTeen

Chapter 1: Clopping Police

Above Sugarcube Corner, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash were relaxing after a great morning of pranking. The two mares positioned themselves at the end of Pinkie's bed.

"Ahaha, that was great, did you see the look on Applejack's face!?" Rainbow Dash felt a sense of victory.

"Yeah, her reaction was priceless." the pink pony said excitedly. "I still don't understand though, what was she doing anyway, Dashie? What are 'clopping police'?"

*** *** ***

It was early in the morning, just before dawn. The maniac duo made their way to Sweet Apple Acres.

"So, what are we gonna do to Applejack this time, Dash?" Pinkie hoped that their weekly prank trip would get even more ridiculous.

"Get this. We're going to creep into Applejack's room while she is still asleep. Then we’ll scream 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY' as loud as we can."

"But Dash, it's not Applejack's birthday today."

"I know, that's the funny part!"

“Ohhhhhhh. I get it, you’re a genius, Dashie!”

As they saw Applejack's house, Rainbow Dash flew up toward the window of her friend's bedroom. Peering inside, she was surprised to find that her orange friend was awake.

The pegasus observed as the earth pony's hoof moved under the covers. Applejack sighed as she skillfully touched the area between her haunches. “Oh Celestia!” The faint exclamation of pleasure echoed through the window. The orange pony was picking up speed as she rubbed at her privates. Rainbow Dash’s eyes widened, feeling a blush coming on. Interrupting her friend’s private time might have been wrong, but being a pervert turned the pegasus on. She smirked as formulated a brilliant idea new idea for a prank.

"Alright, change of plans.” Rainbow said, returning to the ground were the pink pony waited. The thought of Applejack masturbating was still on her mind. Imagining her rival pleasuring herself was causing her own marehood to flair with excitement. "When we bust open the door, we're both gonna yell 'STOP IN THE NAME OF CELESTIA, CLOPPING POLICE!'"

"Okie, dokie, loki." Pinkie haphazardly agreed.

Applejack's blankets were now in a crumpled mess on the floor. She was putting pressure on her back and her nether-region was now at a raised position. The orange mare was increasing the speed of her rubs. Feminine nectar was soaking into her forehoof as she parted her privates, partially penetrating herself. The liquid excitement was oversaturating her hoof and creating wet spots on her sheets. Her other hoof was grasping onto a wrinkled piece of black fabric, a relic from her friend.

As her pleasure heightened, Applejack put more thought into her session. The prestigious white mare, the owner of the Carousel Boutique, was fresh on her mind. Applejack’s lucid visions of Rarity being uncouth for the sake of pleasing her elicited a smile. Fully lost in thought, the heightened realism brought more pleasure as she grew closer to climax.

Thankfully Applejack had come across Rarity’s secret stash of “naughty” clothes. She couldn’t help but swipe the luscious pair of black lacy panties. In the heat of her personal moment, Applejack cared not for returning the panties in perfect condition; she could wash them later anyway. Applejack moaned, pushing the soft fabric undergarments of her friend to her dripping genitals. Her natural lubricant soaking into the delicate fabric increased the excitement of the act. She was going to come.

To Applejack's surprise, her bedroom door burst open. The shockwave of fright was enough to set orange earth pony off. The sweaty mare felt an insane burst of orgasmic pleasure, as she moaned loudly. Her body shook as her mind drifted off, dropping the panties to her bed, not even hearing what her friends were yelling about.

"Freeze! Clopping Police!"

“CLOPPY CLIP CLOP POLICE!” Pinkie giggled at the unfamiliar phrase they both yelled out.

Applejack's heart raced as she recognized the two familiar faces that were intruding on her alone time. A new feeling started her nethers. The orange pony's face turned bright red as she realized the shock of the situation had loosened her bladder.

A spurt of urine shot out between her haunches and onto the floor. With heightened awareness, Applejack’s hoof snapped down onto her nethers, pushing hard in an attempt to stop further flow. Tightly clenching her body in order to stop peeing wasn’t working, the liquid was forcing its way out of the miniscule space between her genitals and her hoof. The pristine bedsheets were getting stained from the amber yellow drips.

“She’s so surprised that she’s peeing herself!” Pinkie roared in laughter knowing their prank was resulting in a perfect outcome.

Rainbow Dash couldn’t help but laugh as well. Falling to her back and flailing her limbs in the air she mocked her blushing friend. “Who knew AJ just took her morning piss on her bed!”

Applejack's face changed bright red as if to protest to the fact her friends had known she was fiddling with herself or that she was in the process of wetting herself like little filly.

"What the hay, you guys! Don't ya know not to disturb a mare while she is..." the orange pony struggled to find words in embarrassed state. With further thought she realized their plan. They wanted to march their little pony hides into her room and have a group pleasure session. Applejack smirked, the joke was on them; she had already gotten off this morning.

Pee was still dripping onto her bed and she had plenty left inside her bladder. If her friends liked pee, they were going to get to see her pee.

Sensually changing the state her eyes from shocked to a smoldering glance of pure desire, Applejack removed her hoof from her crotch and relaxed her body. The wrinkled panties in front of her crotch were the main target as she freely allowed her golden stream to grow.

The chemical scent in the air penetrated everypony’s nostrils. Applejack’s fluids emanated a pleasant aroma of apples that excited Rainbow’s sex drive. Rainbow admired her friend’s clear stream, allowing herself to get aroused by the display of urination.

The sound of running water filled the room as the panties thoroughly soaked with pee and the excess liquid began to pool. The bed was struggling to soak in the large amount of fluid on its surface, slowly causing a ring of yellow to grow around the panties.

Applejack quickly jolted her hips, allowing the dying stream to release its last drips onto the panties. She was starting to feel bad that she was only playing a prank on the pranksters; having peed on Rarity’s luscious garments was turning her on again.

In a last act of defiance, Applejack brought down her driest forehoof to her crotch, shamelessly rubbing off the excess wetness in a sensual display.

Chills ran down Rainbow Dash’s spine as Applejack licked her pee-sodden hoof in front of her eyes. “What the hay, Applejack! You act all embarrassed and now you’re putting on a show!”

The salty apple cider dancing upon Applejack’s tongue continued to heat up her privates. Though it was a waste of libido, she needed to teach her prankster friends a lesson.

“Ahm puttin’ on a show? I ain’t doin’ no such thing. Maybe yer just turned on by somepony piddlin’ right in front of ya. Just doin my business and wiping mahself dry. I’ll call ya pee-lover from now on, RD.” Applejack could tell Rainbow was getting uncomfortable with each word she uttered. It was more fun to target the rainbow-maned pegasus’ anyway, Pinkie was just obliviously giggling on the ground.

"Oh, lighten up old-timer! So we caught you clopping, no need to call anypony names!." Rainbow Dash said mockingly, trying to hide her own insecurities. So what if she enjoyed watching mares pee?

Pinkie Pie was still on her back, laughing at the whole situation.

The pegasus walked cautiously toward Applejack’s bed.

“Don’t come any closer, RD, you ain’t gettin’ any flank from me today.” Applejack’s hips closed together as she clarified herself as a no-entry zone.

Having known AJ had peed into something before, Rainbow couldn’t help but investigate. Shifting her eyes away from Applejack, and bouncing them back toward the black fabric, she pounced with an open mouth.

Applejack’s eyes widened as her friend made a leap toward her precious borrowed urine-soaked panties. Her reflexes were off as her hoof failed to grasp the sacred object before the vicious teeth of a lustful pegasus clenched down upon them.

Jumping backwards, Rainbow allowed the black fabric to unfold itself in front of the three ponies. The elastic band of sexy lacy panties soaked with delicious apple-flavored pee was resting inside of her mouth.

“Prnnnntisss!” Rainbow almost dropped them out of her mouth as she realized Applejack was in possession of a sexy pair of lingerie. The warm liquid being sucked off the fabric by her saliva was making her pony parts leak as she realized she was tasting fluids that had been once apart of her friend. Rainbow had always wanted to have somepony to share an intimate moment with, but all her attempts at “getting some” would end in her not being taken seriously.

“Rainbow!” Applejack was furious as she immediately got off her bed, to retrieve the twice-stolen panties.

Springing back her neck, Rainbow tossed the panties into the air toward Pinkie Pie. “Pinkie, Catch!”

“Huh!?” Pinkie moved herself just in time for the sopping-wet piece of fabric to collide with her snout.

“Help me get them on!” Rainbow was already back next to Pinkie Pie, raising a hind leg.

Pinkie knew this was going to be another good prank. Grasping what she now knew was a piece of Applejack’s clothing with her teeth, she tasted its salty and tangy flavor, and pushed Rainbow’s leg through one of the holes.

Having Felt the wet sex-garment on one side of her back leg, Rainbow raised the other. Her trusty pink friend slid the other side of the panties onto her leg, and began to raise them up to her flanks. On the way up, her body was warmed by the pee now transferring its wetness into her fur. The tight damp fabric clenched around Rainbow’s genitals was terrific. Arousal was stirring up again in Rainbow’s chest as Applejack’s inner body heat residing in the wet panties settled in with her own warmth. The connection through urine created unmistakable feeling of unity between the two friends. Though she was open about her arousal, Rainbow couldn’t help but blush as her wings became erect.

Applejack once again had to crush her own libido as she saw Rainbow in the tight undergarments. Though she wasn’t much of a showpony, she could tell black didn’t really suit Rainbow Dash; it didn’t matter, the tightness of the fabric perfectly outlined the pegasus’ plump genitals. Everything from her outer labia to her engorged clitoris was on full display. Heat swept across Applejack’s face, unsuccessfully fighting off a blush.

“Your flanks are sooo extra curvy in those panties, Rainbow!” Pinkie giggled, feeling an unfamiliar sensation in every inch of her body.

“Don’t ya wan’t them back AJ?” Rainbow Dash teasingly wiggled her flanks directly in her friend’s face.

“Take ‘em off!” Applejack bit her lip in frustration.

“Your panties are awesome, I’m keeping them on... unless you want to take them off.”

“Hrnf” Applejack rolled her eyes. This was going to kill her. All this time she had been trying to get back at the prankster pegasus, and yet she was losing. It didn’t matter if it wasn’t Rarity. They were Rarity’s panties. The sexy nature of them was irresistible; the entire point was to obscure the view of the genitals. It made a pony focus more on the sensuality lingering in the air. The scent of arousal in addition to the strong urine was saturating the air. The less-than-subtle outlines of love-making facilities on Rainbow’s backside only heightened the pressure Applejack had to push onto herself to not start pleasuring her friend.

Applejack’s teeth clenched onto the side of the fabric. Her snout was mere inches away from Rainbow’s crotch. A bead of sweat dripped down her forehead as she pulled, hoping the big reveal wouldn’t make her grow wings and pop a wingboner. Time seemed to slow as the fabric slid down. Rainbow’s half uncovered pussy gushed arousal over the side of the elastic. Applejack couldn’t keep her eyes off of her friend’s marehood. She knew the pegasus’ inflated clit was begging to be licked. It only made the sexual tension worse as the fabric slid completely off her upper flanks; revealing the entirety of Rainbow’s saturated flower.

The panties were halfway down Rainbow’s hind legs as she knew she was overflowing with excitement. It was like a game of foreplay between enemies. They both wanted to buck each other but their bitter rivalry was stopping anypony from openly admitting it.

Inside of Pinkie’s mind she was just eating proverbial popcorn as her two friends flirted obsessively.

A large drip of mare-lube splashing into the already damp panties halfway down Rainbow’s leg’s was too much for Applejack to take. Her ultimate revenge came quickly as she planted her tongue between Rainbow’s already parted labia. With one soft, gentle, and slow slurp she allowed herself to pick up a tongueful of Rainbow’s juices, making sure to tease her clit on the way up.

Pressing her hoof down onto the panties that were stretched around Rainbow’s back limb, Applejack reclaimed them for herself. Licking her lips and savoring the flavor of the pegasus’ excitement was giving her the largest invisible mare-boner she had ever had. It didn’t matter; she had won.

“That’s ‘nough of you two, take mah sheets, wash ‘em, and get outta here,” Applejack commanded as she reached down and took Rarity’s panties into her mouth.

Rainbow’s insides were screaming. She couldn’t ask for more, but she was going to cry if she didn’t get any more. She couldn’t swallow her pride, this time she was going to settle on the stalemate and simply ask Pinkie for some release.

“Uhh, no thanks, AJ,” Rainbow started. “Let’s go Pinkie.”

“Okie, Dokie, Loki!” Pinkie still had no clue what had just occurred between her two friends.

As the two friends made their way out the door, Applejack once again took her special panties and placed them between her crotch. Having pegasus lube on them, increased the pleasure even more. They sure ain't no clopping police, those silly ponies didn’t even realize these are stolen.