The extremely awesome, sexy, and strong Princess JumpingShinyFrogs (JSF) goes for a walk through Ponyville. The only problem is, she's so sexy and awesome that everyone wants to start trouble out of jealousy!

She's going to be kicking a lot of asses today.

I honestly could not tell you what was going through my head when I wrote this. Seriously. I've been sick, I fell asleep and suddenly this was in my Gdocs when I woke up.

Um...this is a satire? Yeah, let's go with that. Not to be taken seriously at all.