Richard Nixon And The Sexy Unicorn

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Science Fiction, Comedy, Random, Crossover, Human, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance
Length: 967

Richard Nixon and Twilight Sparkle share the magic of friendship together and have sex.

Richard Nixon and Twilight Sparkle share the magic of friendship together and have sex.

Another Futurama crossover by me, Bendy.

Warning: Human and Pony sex and general silliness. Should not be taken seriously.

Note: Was entirely made on my phone, when I was away on holiday.

Published 2014-04-20 16:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-20 16:30:02 UTC

Richard Nixon And Twilight Sparkle

The year was 3004. Humans lived in an intergalactic civilization that spanned the entire universe. Space ships and hover cars flew across the sky of the city of Washington, D.C. Humans, Aliens and Robots did coexistence peacefully... most of the time.

The sexy Human President of Earth, that was a clone of Richard Nixon, now no longer a head in a jar due to his newly cloned body, and was elected President again because he had the biggest penis of all Humanity across the entire universe.

He wore a light blue suit and tie as he was sat at his desk in the oval office within the white house, aka the greatest place to have sex in the entire universe. For Richard Nixon's penis was very good at solving diplomatic disputes due to how good he was at sex.

"Hah, my penis is the biggest penis in the universe!" he shouted.

Suddenly there was a blinding flash of light, followed by the appearance of a sexy purple Unicorn before his desk.

"Hello, my name is Twilight Sparkle. What's you're name?"

"Aroo!" he howled sexfully.

Twilight blushed from the complement given to her by the handsome Human male.

"My name is Richard Nixon, and I want to cum inside you to strengthen diplomatic relations between our two species."

"Yay!" she clapped her hooves together. "I would more than happy allow you to cum inside me to strengthen the magic of friendship between Humans and Ponies."

Nixon pulled down his pants to reveal his massive mighty monster cock, that was even bigger than Big McIntosh's penis.

The sexy Unicorn mare jumped on his lap, shoved her Pony pussy in his face and sucked on his mighty penis. Nixon licked her Pony pussy as she bobbed her head up and down his fearsome towering spire.

Nixon howled 'aroo' in pure ecstasy as the Unicorn gave him a blowjob, while Twilight Sparkle moaned sexfully as her marehood was tended to by Nixon's mouth.

It was a beautiful display of Human and Pony love. No love story was more beautiful, not even Twilight. Which was about a one hundred year old pedophile fairy vampire that sparkled in the sun, whom liked to sneak into people's houses to watch teenagers as they slept. Don't worry that's romantic and not immoral in that universe.

"Arrrrooooooooooooooooooo!" howled Nixon as he came in the Unicorn sucking muzzle.

Blast after blast of warm tasty cum fired out of Nixon's giant dick down into her throat. Twilight was master of sucking big cocks, so not a single drop fell out of her mouth.

When Nixon's cock finally stopped firing cum, she lifted her head and turned to face him looking at him with bedroom eyes.

They stared lovingly into each others eyes, slowly very slowly, with tears falling down their faces due to being overwhelmed with emotion, Richard Nixon and Twilight Sparkle draw close. When their lips met they kissed passionately, which caused Nixon's dick to rise even bigger and thicker than before.

The Unicorn shifted in place to put her Pony pussy on top of the tip of the Human's fearsome mighty cock. Inch by inch she slowly took in the mighty penis down into her pussy.

"Oh, Nixon! You're so big!' she said sexfully.

"Oh Twilight, your Pony pussy is so tight!"

Now with the whole of his massive cock deeply embedded in her Pony pussy, she began bouncing her big butt.

"Aroo!" Nixon howled.

He grabbed her soft marshmallow like buttcheeks as she counted to bounce on his enormous cock. He squeezed her butt tightly, that caused the mare above him to make a sound like a squeaking toy ball in joy.

Things got even better when the headless clone of Vice President Spiro Agnew walked butt naked with his massive mighty penis at the ready. However, his penis was not as big as Richard Nixon's penis.

"Rrrrrrr!" growled Agnew. He walked over to Nixon and Twilight, he joined in by fucking her up the butt hole with his mighty
penis."NGAAAAAAAGHHHGHHH!" he roared in pure joy as he began brutally fucking the Unicorn up the butthole.

"Whoop whoop whoop!" shouted Zoidberg as he walked into the room clicking his claws excitedly.

The Lobster Man smelling of garbage and rotten fish climbed onto Nixon's shoulders and stuffed his gigantic monster down Twilight's throat, Zoidberg's penis was even bigger than Nixon's penis.

Twilight moaned in pure bliss as she was being fucked in all holes, by two Humans and a handsome Lobster Man.

"Whoop whoop whoop!" Zoidberg shouted as he came into the Unicorn's mouth.

Twilight swallowed Zoidberg's delicious semen, that tasted of garbage, rotten fish and tatter sauce.

As Twilight was being fucked in all holes, she thought of hooking up Rarity with Zoidberg, she just knew they would be perfect together.

Better yet Rarity could visit Zoidberg's home world Decapod 10 during mating season and have a glorious gang bang with dozens of sexy Lobster Men, each with giant monster cocks. And lobster men won't die from cumming inside a Unicorn. Truly a win-win situation.

Twilight flashed her horn to use her Unicorn powers to make the three penises slamming into even bigger.

All three penises came inside her, that caused the Unicorn to squeal in delight. Never in her life was she banged so hard, it was simply amazing beyond words.

Bards and story tellers alike told of the epic foursome between Twilight Sparkle, Richard Nixon, Spiro Agnew and Dr. John A. Zoidberg. A tale that will stand the test of time and be never forgotten.

And so Twilight's Sparkle's mission of peace was an arousing susses, a portal was opened up between both universes. And lots of Human, Pony, Alien, Robot and Lobster Man sex happened.

End