It was a nice calming day in the land of Equestria. The sun was shining and the birds were chirping.
A perfect day for twilight and her friends to have a picnic.She always enjoyed the nice calming days where her, spike and her friends could have a picnic.
"come on twilight I'm so hungry" spike said.
"don't worry spike were almost their" replied twilight.
"couldn't I just have I little something, I mean look at that bag you packed so much!"
twilight turned to see the pleading face of spike riding on her back "if you eat some of it now I wont be sure If I have enough for everypony, you don't want that do you spike?".
spike looked down at all the food that twilight packed "I guess not".
"Good, were almost their anyway spike so don't worry about it to much". They continued to walk toward their destination when all of a sudden, fire lit up the sky and lightning started to fall everywhere.
"What is going on!?" just when spike said that, a giant blue flame came crashing down toward the everfree forest.Then their was one giant bang indicating that it had crashed, and then every thing turned peaceful again.
there stood a very shocked dragon, and a very confused unicorn. "twilight" spike said but only getting dead air, "twilight?" he asked again but still no response from the utterly shocked unicorn. "TWILIGHT!" he yield at her, finally grabbing her attention.
"What" she responded, with a low, fearful tone in her voice.
"What was that?"
"I don't know spike I've never seen anything like that in my time here in ponyville". Then it dawned on her "oh my Celestia we better make sure that our friends are ok!"
"then what are we waiting for?! giddy up!" spike kicked her gently as he uttered those word. Twilight slowly tuned her head around and had a certain venom in her voice "don't... ever...do that again".
Spike shied away immediately "sorry". With that they ran off to find their friends.
POV CHANGE TO THE THING IN THE SKY
"god damn that was the ride of a century!" the voice said breaking the silence of the calm forest. A nice forest as it once was, covered in ash and a giant crater where the giant fire ball had landed.
"damn where am I this time" after those few words were spoken. The smoke inside the crater started to dissipate to reveal... Our hero. But not just any hero ohhhhh nooo, he had something in him that no one else can do. For he can shape shift into any living thing in the world this includes animals, humans, fish or anything he makes up in his mind. He also has the ability to change his vocal cords to sound like anything he wants. Yep life was perfect for him. standing 6 feet tall with dirty blond hair and brown eyes weighing about 180-190 pounds. He felt like he could rule the world, but he was a nice guy, actually he's more of a hard core troll, he has no side. If the world was like star wars then he be banished from the Jedi order but would still have enough soul and heart not to join the Sith. So really he's his own team.
Darth maul is still kick ass though!
yes jimmy, yes he is.
our hero looked around only to find a lot of scary looking trees, he appeared to be in some forest that much he knew, other then that, he was clueless
"wait a minute... this isn't my world". He then looks to the sky and screams "DISAPPOINTED!". He wanted to do that all of his life and didn't want to pass off the perfect moment. Our hero then toke a double take on his surroundings and after about a minute or two, he gave up, curled into a fetal possession and started to cry.
this is our hero? just some random guy with no life?
Shut up jimmy he will amount to something someday...I hope.
What ever you say, I'm just here for the pizza and free drinks!
Shut up jimmy
A mysterious man creeps up behind him "you know you're screaming at nothing... right?"
Our hero dramatically turns around with a backflip to see none other then "NICOLAS CAGE! what are you doing here, I thought I killed you long ago". our hero said getting into a dramatic fighting stance.
"yes well you see, I needed to kill you so badly I just wanted to come back to life".
"that makes no sense!?" our hero said with a confused look on his face "how could you have come back to life, IF YOU WERE ALREADY DEAD!?"
"I... I just told..."
"Enough talk, have at you". With that our hero shape shifted into I small innocent cat and made a cute meow.
Nicolas stared and then laughed "HAHAHAHA, you think that will defeat me, you must be stupid or something". he then pointed his finger at our hero "Dogs of evil destroy the shape shifter". Two tiny chi Wawa's appeared at his feet and started yipping their minds off at our hero.
They actually yipped so hard, they died.
"DAMN! my two week warranty is up! what am I to do now!"he pulls out a poke ball and returns his stupid chi Wawa's.
our hero violently hissed and jumped and latched onto the depressed Nicolas cage face and started, to rip his face off. "AHHHHHHHH MY FACE ITS EATING MY FACE, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!!"
No matter how hard Nicolas tried he could not get the stupid cat off his face
All of a sudden a certain yellow horse thing with wing came down and ripped our hero from Nicolas cages face.
"now, now little one, we don't attack things that are defenceless, now what do you have to say for yourself?" the yellow horse thing said.
our hero played along not wanting to make trouble looked down at the ground in shame and meowed sadly.
"good now run along now and ill deal with this big guy". she put our hero down gently. He ran into the bushes to keep hidden so he could hear the conversation they are having.
"WHY WOULD YOU LET THAT DEMON GO!" Nicolas said holding on to his face "he nearly ripped my face off".
"now, now I'm sure he had a good reason to do so, what is your name?" she said with a soft calm voice.
"I am called...". He didn't have time to finish his sentence 5 other of those strange horse things came walking through the bush. "FLUTTERSHY GET AWAY FROM THAT THING!!!" the purple one said blasting Nicholas Cage with some sort of laser beam, knocking him out. all that ran through are hero's mind at that moment was imma firing meh lazers!
"Twilight!" the one named Fluttershy said "what are you doing!?". "We were trying to protect you from this ghastly monster". it was a white one speaking this time. "He was attacked by a small innocent cat and was very hurt, I was trying to see if it was ok" replied
the shy winged horse thing.
"but we don't know what it is or what its capable of!" the one named twilight said "it doesn't matter we should be fair to all living things" the orange one said in Fluttershy defence.
"we still need to report back to princess Celesta and tell her what we found".
A tall figure with wings and a horn and a few to what appear to be guards walked into the light "that wont be necessary twilight for I am here". she said and all the other 5 horse things bowed.
"princess what do you think it is I've never seen anything like it in my life time?"
"I do not know my little pony's". the princess said inspecting Nicolas Cage "but for the safety of Equestria we shall restrain it inside your library twilight, I fear that it may wake if we take it all the way to Canterlot".
the rainbow haired one spoke this time "pfft, if it got out of hoof ide have it down in two seconds flat"
twilight glared at her, then turned her attention back toward the princess. "I understand princess" said twilight lifting up the unconscious Nicolas Cage and stared walking toward ponyville, our hero not far behind. Still looking like a cat.
