This is Where I Belong

"There you are Darling, much better. Don't you think?" beamed Rarity, obviously proud of the work she had done. Each one of the ponies standing before me were staring at me like I just grew a second head or something, it was making me kind of uncomfortable. Then there's Rainbow Dash, she was making me really uncomfortable. Her eyes were open incredibly wide, her tongue was hanging out like a dog in the sun, and her wings. . oh God, her wings. Her wings were sticking out more than a used tampon in a snow storm. I think I finally understand what women mean when they say men look at them like a piece of meat. To be honest, I kind of enjoyed it, but that's probably because I've been starved for attention my entire life. It felt good to be desired, even if it is in some creepy, bestiality, perverted way.

I still had no idea what the big deal was, sure humans aren't necessarily common in Equestria, but there is no way in Hell Rarity could have made me look good enough to gawk over.

"Come on girls, what's the big deal? Is there something wrong with my face?" I asked jokingly. I received no response. Just the same blank dumbfounded stare. At this point I actually got a little bit scared.

"Oh no! Rarity what did you do? I wondered I bet I look hideous. This is probably her revenge for when I insulted her earlier. I'm a monster! Just then a soft voice chirped up.

"Here you go. said Fluttershy sheepishly as she handed me a small pocket mirror. As I reached for it I noticed she flinched a little bit, like when you go to pick up a rabbit. It was kind of cute, but it also made me a little sad. I wasn't trying to scare her, honest. I slowly picked up the mirror from her outstretched hooves. As soon as the mirror left her possession she immediately retreated to hide behind her friends. With a gulp I raised the mirror to assess the damage, what I saw made my jaw hit the floor.

I looked good! Not just good, but damn good! My hair had a healthy glow to it as it lay perfectly flat across my now flawless face. My nose straightened itself out giving me a nice chiseled look. And my eyes, my eyes that I have always despised, they were normal. I had two ordinary dark brown eyes! I looked absolutely fantastic. My attention then turned to what I was wearing. Rarity had somehow transformed the ordinary bleak hospital gowns into an amazing white suit that fit around my body perfectly. What I found strange though, was that it looked massive, and yet felt tight against my chest. Not uncomfortably tight, just enough to know that It wasn't too large. But then why does it look so huge? I slowly unbuttoned the first few buttons of the jacket and noticed some features that had not existed on me up until this point. There was a strange line going down the center of my chest.

"Is this a scar? I wondered "I don't remember hurting my body, just my head. And I've never had a scar here before." As I unbuttoned more of the jacket I was greeted with my answer, and it was absolutely marvelous.

That was no scar, that was a small valley on my chest. A valley that ran between two Massive Fucking Pecs! I quickly but carefully removed the rest of the shirt.

"Oh sweet Celestia!" I heard Rainbow Dash say lightly. It was obvious she didn't want the other ponies to know of her schoolgirl crush. So I made no point to mention it. Hey, I cant blame her though. Looking at my new body even turned me on a bit. I looked absolutely sexy compared to earth standards. My chest was bulging and defined, my abs look as if someone chiseled them out of diamond, and my arms looked as if someone had stuffed softballs under my skin. Don't even let me get started on my ass. I could bounce a quarter off dat bitch."But how did this happen. Eh, doesn't matter. I look SEXY!" I could stare at myself in the mirror all day, but one thought kept on creeping into my mind. I was hungry. It never occurred to me that the last time I ate was over 2 days ago before I left for school.

"Hey girls?" I addressed to the six ponies "What do you say we go get something to eat and we'll get some questions answered?" All six nodded their heads 'Yes' in unison. As much as it pained me (and Rainbow Dash) to do so, I peeled my eyes away from the mirror and put my jacket back on.

"Alright girls," I called out "Let's go." I left the hospital with the six ponies in tow , ready to see the rest of what Equestria had to offer.

I knew exactly where I wanted to go, every bronie's dream is to stuff their face with delicious cakes from Sugarcube Corner, but I really didn't want to jeopardize this glorious body that the gods have bestowed upon me.
"Ugh, why doesn't the show advertise any restaurants besides Sugarcube Corner." I wondered. At this point, I didn't even care enough to worry about it. All I knew is that I was hungry. Very. . very. . hungry.
"Do you girls want to go to Sugarcube Corner?" I asked. They all seemed to nod in agreement towards my suggestion, it was only Twilight who spoke up.
"I thought you were new in town, how is it that you know about Sugarcube Corner?" Twilight asked with a deeply puzzled look on her face.
"Oh Fuck, I really messed up. How am I going to explain this?" I was in a panic. My brain went racing trying to find an excuse for my knowledge of their names and town. Lucky for me, these ponies always look for the worst in people. They'd believe the most ridiculous story before ever thinking a friend would lie to them. As much as it killed me to lie to them, there was no way I could tell them that I've been watching their every move from a separate universe on my phone. So I simply said the first thing that popped into my head.

"I'm psychic." I stated plainly. I decided to leave it at that. I could see that this information was confusing the girls, so I gave them a moment to let it sink in. Hopefully they believe it without too much of a fuss. Sure enough, after a few moments of quizzical looks, they began to acknowledge the idea that maybe I was, in fact, psychic. Rarity was the first to speak up.

"Well if you are truly psychic, then do tell me what I am thinking of right now. she said playfully.

"Oh no, I wasn't expecting questions. How am I supposed to know this? Looks like I'm screwed. That's when I remembered, I know more about theses ponies than any of their friends. This'll be a piece of cake.

"That's easy, Rarity, You are thinking that you should have put more gems on my suit." I answered with confidence "Next question please?"

"Wow, you are good.".exclaimed Rarity as a large smile came across her face.

"Ooooh Ooooh me MEEEE!" yelled Pinkie Pie. She look as if she was about to jump out of her skin. Seriously guys, the show does not even come close the the amount of energy this little pony has bottled up inside.

"You really want to party." I responded happily grinning at this little firecracker of a pony bouncing and laughing around me.

"OK, now me. What am I thinking about? asked Rainbow Dash."Let's see you try and get this one right." She spoke as if she were issuing a challenge. But little did she know, that she is the easiest of the ponies to figure out.

"That's easy, you're thinking about the Wonderbolts." a said with a large smile on my face. That smile disappeared almost instantly as I felt a body rub up against my leg. I looked down to see Rainbow Dash playfully slap my ass with one of her wings.

"Ooooh!" I let out a small quiet yelp of shock. She is definitely throwing herself out there, isn't she?

"lucky guess" she teased "Now what am I thinking about?

"OK." I said nervously as I stepped slightly away from Rainbow Dash "I think that's enough questions for today. Let's go eat!" I tried to playfully laugh off what just happened, but I'm pretty sure that just made Rainbow Dash even more excited. Everyone knows that Rainbow Dash loves a challenge.

Walking down the streets of Ponyville, everyone stopped what they were doing and stared at this strange creature just walking around with this strange assortment of ponies. They were neither scared nor happy to see me. They were just in shock. You know that face you make when you're in mid jump above a swimming pool and realize that your phone is still in your pocket? That was the exact face that every pony had. Sure, it wasn't the most welcoming thing to see, but it's better than people looking at me like I am nothing like they do back home. I tried to be friendly and wave at as many people as I could. Some waved back, others just kept on staring like a deer in a pair of headlights. It didn't bother me.

"Alright now Sugarcube, Sugarcube Corner is just up ahead" called out Apple Jack.

Thank God, I'm starving." I could smell the freshly baked pies and various sweets. I could hear the sound of the oven's fires crackling. My mouth began watering like a Diamond Dog at a Jewelry store. All of my focus was on getting my hands on a giant pie, and diving right into it. I don't give a damn how fat I get, I'm eating until I am ready to burst. Just as I could see Sugarcube Corner a few meters away, I heard a scream that made the hairs on the back of my neck stand up. I turned around to see Cherilee running down the main street screaming.

"Somepony please help me." She screamed between gasps of air. She looked towards me and the girls. Though the moment she saw me, she didn't display the same shocked expression all the other ponies had. She istead, looked almost relieved. She dashed over to me as quickly as she could. When she got close enough to me for me to see her face, I wish I could have avoided staring at her. What I saw was an image that I will never, in my entire life, ever forget. In Cheerilee's eyes, I saw the most cold, terrifying, dreadful look. It is the look I imagine someone would have after watching their entire family butchered in front of them. I wanted to hug her so badly, she looked as if she needed it. But before I could ask what was wrong, she said the one thing that made me feel worse than how her eyes made me feel.

Children. . trapped. . . school. . fire. . FIRE!!