You Are An Alicorn

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Second Person, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Romance, Sex, Random, Alternate Universe, Human
Length: 1003

You are teleported into Equestria, where you became an overpowered Alicorn and cum inside Rainbow Dash.

You are teleported into Equestria, where you became an overpowered Alicorn and cum inside Rainbow Dash.

Warning: Sex and general silliness.

Should not be taken seriously.

Note: Another story I made for you my fans, that was entirely made on my phone, when I was away on holiday

Published 2014-04-21 20:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-21 20:40:02 UTC

You Alicron

You Alicron

You were crying and masturbating as you lay in bed. Your life was meaningless on Earth.

You were sad, because you hated being Human, you hated your life and you hated all Humanity. You wanted to be a cartoon pastel horse from My Little Pony with a giant penis. Also you hated that Humans had small penises.

No Human was good. All Humans were evil, because all Humans were sadist, torture loving meanies and serial killers. No Human was good, apart from his holiness Nicolas Cage. But you knew very few good Humans followed the true righteous path of Nicolastology, which was the worship of Nicolas Cage, the one true God. Since most of Humanity did not follow Nicolas Cage, Humanity was doomed. Alas Nicolas Cage was dying, it was now up to Princess Celestia to save Humanity, by turning all Humans into Ponies.

Humans were so bitter, angry and evil because they had small penises. You just knew if Humans all had giant penises there would be no death and war. Humanity would stand united together in peace.

But that wasn't the case, Humans had smaller penises than Ponies. So therefore Humans were all evil. Since you were a misanthrope, not once did you think another sapient species had committed the same sins, if not even worse sins than Humanity. Nope, as far as you were concerned Humans were the most evil things ever. You knew the only way to save Humanity, by turning all Humanity into Ponies. It was truly the only way to save Humanity. No other way was an option. The pastel horses from Equestria, were clearly 'superior' to Humans, therefore giving them the right to kill Humans, by turning all Humanity into Ponies.

Because Ponies have giant penises!

You so wanted and wished Princess Celestia to come to Earth and turn all Humanity into Ponies. You were masturbating over your fantasy of Celestia killing all Humans that didn't want to become a girly Pony. Became all Humans that didn't want to become Pony were especially evil. How could they deny themselves from becoming surperior Ponies? Ponies lived in a perfect magical land of peace and harmony. Unlike Earth, which was a place of endless suffering and death.

Yes, you were a misanthrope. And the most 'best' Human on all of Earth. You were the greatest Human to have ever lived.

Suddenly, you disappeared in a blinding flash of light. You were flung across time and space into the vastness of the multiverse.

When you opened your eyes, you found yourself starring into the abyss of Rainbow Dash's cunt. Rainbow Dash was your Pony waifu and you couldn't be happier.

"Anon, please cum inside me!" Dashie shouted.

You gasped in joy, you were a red and black Alicorn. And you had a giant, thick, 70 inch long penis.

It was sunny and rainbows were everywhere in the sky as you stood in a grassy hillside outside of Ponyville. You grabbed your giant monster cock and began brutally fucking Rainbow Dash up the butthole with your giant penis.

"Oh, Anon." she moaned. "Fuck me harder!" she screamed.

Your waifu moaned aloud as you started to quicken your pase. You slammed your giant horse cock into the rainbow horse in front of you.

A smile came across your face as you continued to slam into the rainbow Pony. Finally, you were randomly teleported the magical land of Equestria, a good happy place of pastel Ponies, where nothing ever bad happened apparently. Everypony was a kind, good, moral person and farted rainbows out from their asses.

Truly the land was a paradise. Despite the fact if Nightmare Moon had won in an alternate universe, it would mean the end of all life on the planet, because there would be no sun. Oh and the random Pony jerks... But your head canon was that King Sombra and all those other Pony jerks were just evil Humans in disguise.

"Oh, Rainbow Dash!' you shouted as you came inside Rainbow Dash.

Wave after wave of your cum blasted into the rainbow horse before you.

"Oh, Anon!" Rainbow Dash moaned.

You pulled your giant cock out of your waifu's butthole. Rainbow Dash turned to face you looking at you with bedroom eyes. As a result with one final blast from your mighty penis you had covered Rainbow Dash's face in cum.

But then suddenly horrible music. began to play. You gasped in horror, it was evil Humanity come to destroy Equestria with an evil army of evil Justin Biebers marching towards Ponyville, whom all sang that horrible song of his called 'Baby'.

"Anon, you must save Equestria from the evil Justin Biebers! Only you can stop the evil Justin Biebers!" said Dashie with tears in her eyes.

You kissed your waifu banishing all the evil Justin Biebers with the power of love and your overpowered Gary Stu level of magic powers.

With the Justin Bieber horde gone, your Pony waifu pushed you onto your back, leaned over and began sucking the towering spire of your still hard giant monster cock.

Your Pony waifu bobbed her head up and down your giant mighty penis. You pushed Dashie's head off your cock.

"Why did you do that?!" your Pony waifu cried.

You answered her by firing a giant blue particle beam from your penis out to space to blow up evil giant cuttlefish like machines called the Reapers at the edge of the galaxy.

With the Reapers dead, you relaxed and allowed Rainbow Dash to go back sucking your mighty penis.

However, you suddenly saw a dark shadow hang over you.

You turned around and saw Princess Celestia glaring at you angrily.

"You're a misanthrope, aren't you?!" she shouted.

"Ewwwww!" Dashie shouted.

Rainbow Dash stopped sucking your cock, vomited on you and then flew away.

Princess Celestia used her magic to turn you back Human, followed by teleporting you back into your own universe, back into your bed.

You began crying and masturbating again.

End