Now with an audiotape read by Dr Renegade, aka Rei!

Big Mac was a mare trapped inside a stallion’s body, and for the past few years it had made him very depressed and withdrawn, seeking solace in gay clubs and LGBT protest marches, all in absolute secrecy. He has wanted a sex-change operation for a long time, but can’t afford the expensive medical bills on his meagre salary.

So one day, he decides to take matters into his own hooves.

"If it ain’t right that ah have a man because I’m a man, then ah guess ah’ll have to make mahself a woman."