Hallaloo (It's Hallelujah)

-We found her, Cadet Shriek. Is there anything else do you might need help with?

-No. Thanks guys, I can take over from here. Granny, why do you keep on doing this? Are you trying to make me look bad?

-Oh hush, I can sleep where ever I please. I'm a national hero, *hic* and you are a lowly, lowly cadet ridding off my coat-tails.

-More like a national loony.

-Whatcha just say to me, Fleet?

-Does it really matter? Whenever you get into these moods of yours, you say a lot of mean stuff to me that you don't even remember later. I'm only getting you back, Un-Granny.

(I do remember.)

-Horrible little boy.

-Right back at you... Except... you're a girl. Uhhh... old mare! Horrible old lady. All you need is some old cat urine to complete the look.

-Ha ha ha, Left Foot. Joke's on you, I look the same as I did when all my friends have died. It was terrible-

-Oh god no Un-Granny, don't start-

-We got separated by another cave-in after Twilight woke up.

-The Princess says your friends aren't dead.

-Celestia is in denial. Anyways, I got pulled upwards because of a opened...What do you call them... Heat draft?

-How can you talk that way about Princess Celestia!

-Princess Celestia won't let me die.

-My history books have told me-

-Your pretty little books are wrong. This whole place is wrong. It's not right. It's not right at all!

-Un-Granny, you're not in your right state of mind.

-Of course, I'm not! It been 400 years since that day and Celestia won't let me go. There's probably something wrong with her too! Her and Luna.

-Who?

-Are you daft! I said, Luna, The Princess of the Night, the Sandmare, The Walker of Dreams etcetra, etcera. Celestia should have quit after what happened when Luna tried to fight In-Cant... I don't remember.

-There was never any Princess of the Night. It has always been Princess Celestia ruling over the boxed sky.

-What? Boxed? What are you-

• You know this, Equestria is flat all the way around. You go too far and you fall off. Basic stuff. Un-Granny just take your pills, already. I don't like seeing you like this.

-Who are you?

-I'm your great-great-great grandson Fleet Shriek. We, as you and me, came to Canterlot Castle to get your prescription from the Princess.

-I don't have any grand-children.

-Are you serious?

-.......I'm-

-Can I get some help over here? Please! Something weird is happening! Grandma, are you okay? Grandma!

-Ha..... Hallaloo...

-Somepony get the Princess!

-...Lull-si-nating... Hallucinating.

-I think Grandma needs a stronger dose!

-I'm hallucinating.

-Hello Fluttershy. Time to wake up and tell the truth. Your friends aren't dead, are they?

It's best that I keep on thinking my friends are dead. She might find them. They are dead. Nopony is coming to rescue me.  

Where? Where? Where? Where? Where? Where? Where? Where? Where? Where? Where? Where? Where? Where? Where? TELL ME. TELL ME. TELL ME. TELL ME. TELL ME. TELL ME. TELL ME. TELL ME. TELL ME. TELL ME. TELL ME. TELL ME. Why do you keep on lying? LYING. LYING. YOU FREAK. YOU WORTHLESS PONY. YOU LIAR. LIAR. LIAR. STOP LYING. I'LL TAKE IT ALL FROM YOU. Watch me. Watch me, Grandma. I'll take it all. TELL ME. TELL ME. TELL ME. TELL ME. TELL ME. TELL ME. STOP FUCKING LYING! LIAR. LIAR. LIAR. LIAR. LIAR. LIAR. LIAR. LIAR. LIAR. LIAR. LIAR. LIAR. LIAR. LIAR. LIAR.

I WANT SO MUCH AND YOU WONT GIVE IT TO ME!

Ripple Coy can't remember, can he? I won't let him. He's mine now. You can't have him back. Mine. Mine. My angel. He must stay in his coma.