The Fullmetal Human : Welcome to Remnant

by nb

Rating: mature
Tags: Alternate Universe, Human, Romance, Mystery, Comedy, Crossover
Length: 982

Edward Elric has been pulled into the world of Remnant to work beside a future Twilight Sparkle, wondering why and how he got there? As his last adventure didn't even last a week.

After being forcefully swapped between his future self in another universe, Ed must now work with future Human Twilight Sparkle to find out what exactly is going on, all the while adjusting to his new life as a School Counselor. But the question remains, who is messing with the flow of time?

Cross over of FMA, RWBY, and MLP, also a ton of OC from popular artist and stories.
Sex and Gore tags for scenes that include such things.
IMPORTANT - Read All of 'The Making of Friendship' and to Chapter 28 in 'Another World' It might be confusing between the sudden switch from Another World and

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-03-10 12:05:17 UTC

Chapter 1 - A New World

"Be calm...  and find out who did this"

"Ed this isn't right"

"Do you believe in fairy tales?"

"Yes...

...I do believe in fairy tales"

You ever have a alarm clock go off near you and you didn't want to get up so you just hit the snooze button and went back to sleep thinking you'll get an extra five minutes of sleep. But then you just get fed up of being woken up and eventually turn it off and sleep forever but then realized that your late for school or even work for some people out there who have jobs and even kids because their pull out game is weak... Okay I'm getting off topic here, let's just say it was one of those days were Ed didn't want to wake up and couldn't find the damn alarm clock as he stuffed his head in the pillow and fished his hand out towards the source of the noise. With no luck Ed just grunted as he felt a flat surface and then proceeded to use all his might to break what he thought was the table in half hopefully getting whatever was waking him up as he sent his fist downwards towards it. Luckily he heard wood crack and his fist connect. With that he heard silence, and more than just 5 minutes of sleep.

...

......

.........

*Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep*

"GAH!" Ed yelled as he threw his head up and looked around the room ready to send whatever was making that noise to the moon with one throw. To his surprise he saw a advanced flat screen in the room with the word Ozpin on it hanging on the wall afar from his bed. He looked around and saw that his roommate was gone and no where to be seen as he grumbled to himself getting up.

"Fucking advanced TVs with their facetime bullshit" As he made it to the smart TV he rose a finger and pressed the accept button. No matter how much he wanted to punch to decline button ultimately breaking the TV, he didn't want to lose his job over getting a few more hours of sleep that he really didn't need at all but wanted because he was a lazy piece of shit. As the screen blinked to a live feed of Ozpin in his office drinking his Coffee, he noticed that Ed finally picked up and rose to meet the smart TV on his end.

"Well Edward Elric, up at last I see" Ozpin said in a professional casual voice that suited his blank expression.

"Yeah yeah, you know it's like-" Ed looked to the corner to see it was 12 noon. "-Way past the time you asked me to come see you..." Ed trailed off as he felt bad about waking up so late in the day.

"Yes it is, thankfully your companion Twilight Sparkle was here 1 hour early to pick out a room for your office, and also fill out the paperwork and attend the teacher conference we had in order to talk about you... also I see you destroyed one of our nice tables, how did that happen Mister Edward Elric" Ozpin said with a straight face as he then sipped his coffee again.

Ed tried to think of something to say, but just ended up sighing instead. "I'll be down in my office if you need me... which is where-"

"The middle of the campus, your friend somehow persuaded me to give you one of our new building that was gonna be used as a library, but she said that all that open room was perfect and that you would have no problem getting furniture for the room, your lucky to have such a good friend Edward, that'll be all" Ozpin said as the smart TV suddenly said 'Call Ended'.

Ed just let out a big puff of air as he walked back to his bed and flopped down on it.

"I am lucky to have her as my friend, and yet, she looks at me like some stranger" Ed thought to himself as he rolled over onto his back.

He laid there for a while till he finally began to collect what he knew about his current situation and process what was happening.

"Alright, so I've somehow switched places with I'm guessing me from the future, and now he's where I'm at and I'm where he was at... so we swapped places then... ugh okay okay, he said to be calm and found out who did this, my father is stone right now so he's out, Truth and Judgment said that whoever swapped me and future Ed had enough power to rival a Draconequus, which I already know is bad, so what else out in the universes has enough power to disrupt time and cross worlds like that.......................................................... alright I'm drawing a huge blank, lets focus on the story at hand, I'm currently in Remnant, I work at Beacon Academy, a school for gifted young minds to come and train to become huntsmen and huntresses, the school is located at the edge of a city named Vale, at the actual edge of a cliff, no pun intended, and their are still monsters in the world, I feel as though every world I will visit will have monsters in it, then again the world is full of dangers, might as well have a bunch of monsters trying to kill me then actual people, then again fighting people was never hard and had less blood in it"

Ed ended his thought process with a sigh as he closed his eyes and to reality with the facts.

"My name is Edward Elric... I'm in the World of Remnant, and I'm the School Counselor"