My Life As A Stallion

by DerpyShyFlutterFly

Episode 000: Story Of My Life

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  Maxwell's POV

  There I lay in my soft bed.  I awake to the sound of my beeping alarm.  I turn it off and rise from my bed.  I get dressed in my work clothes and head downstairs to my kitchen.  I pour myself a bowl of cereal and eat it.  Just as I finished, I got a phone call from my job.

  " Hello?"  Said the man on the other line.

  "  Oh no, it's my boss."  I thought this would be bad news until he told me this;

  "  Maxwell, you're off for work today. Enjoy yourself!"  He says.

  " Thank you, Mr. Warlen.  I will see you on Monday."  I say.

  I hang up and place my phone on the table.  I could go back to my sleep but I was too wide awake to do so now.  I went back upstairs, and switched into a dark grey hoodie, and some dark jeans.  I liked dark colors, in a way they fit my personality.  I usually stay to myself and have little too no friends.  To be honest, I've always had trouble making friends.

  For some reason, I've always had trouble doing so.  It probably was just my shyness over-running me. The closest thing to friends I have are my Nineteen year old brother, Earl, and my Twenty-Three year old sister, Megan.  Speaking of Megan and Earl, Megan is calling me right now.

   "  Hello?"  I say.

   " Hey, Maxwell! It's Megan and Earl!   We're watching the new My Little Pony!  You wanna come over?!"  She asked happily.

  I sigh and then give my reply.

  "  I told you guys I'm not into the whole Brony/Pegasister thing."  I reply in my usual mono-tone voice.

  "  Well, sorry.  I'll talk to you later, Bro."  She said as she hung up.

  I don't know if I mentioned this but, the name's, Maxwell.  I'm Twenty Years Old.  And no, I am not a Brony, nor do I enjoy My Little Pony to begin with.  It's too colorful, bright, and girly.....  Hell, I might just have a heart-attack if I ever somehow went into that world of ponies.

  I shook the thought out of my head, I decided to go for a simple walk around my neighborhood.  I put on my shoes and headed outside.

  As I walked, I put in my earphones and listened to my favorite song, Crawling, by Linkin Park.  During my walk, I noticed something....  odd....  I felt as if the ground was sinking under me....  Nah.  That couldn't right. As I continued with my walk, the feeling became more severe.  And just like that, I realized....  I was in the middle of a sinkhole.  The ground was slowly but surely sinking.  It got about a couple feet deep and it was to steep to even get out.  The ground sunk about another couple feet.  I decided to prepare for the worst.  And suddenly, I saw a blinding, no, ENGULFING white light.  And then, every thing faded.

  " Hello?  Are you okay, Mister? Mister?"  Said some voices.

  "  I think he's dead."  Said a voice.

  "  Be quiet, Scootaloo!  He's not dead!"  Said a southern-like voice.

  My eyes fluttered open to see three odd creatures.  One was orange with small wings, one had curly hair and a horn, and the other had a bow in it's head.  What ARE these creatures?!

  "  Look!  He's gettin' up!"  Said the thing with a bow in it's head.

  I had trouble getting back up on my feet.  But I looked down to see something shocking.....  I had no feet....  I had.....  HOOVES?  Dear God, what's happening?

  "  Hey, Mister?  Are you alright?"       Asked the one with wings.

  "  Ugh. Yeah, I'm fine."  I said, still getting used to these hooves.

  "  What's your name?"  Asked the one with curly hair.

  "  Name's, Maxwell."  I said in my mono-tone voice.

  "  Mah name's, Apple Bloom!  Nice to

meet ya'!"  She said happily.

  " My name's, Sweetie Belle!  It's really nice to meet you, Sir!"  She said.

  " The name's, Scootaloo!"  She said happily.

  " Apple Bloom?  Sweetie Belle?  Scootaloo?  Those are some odd names."  I thought to my self.

  "  And look at his Cutie Mark!"  Said Scootaloo impressed.

  " Cutie Mark?  What's a Cutie Mark?"  I ask quietly.

  "  You don't know?  Well, a Cutie Mark is a mark on your flank that shows what your good at!"  Said Sweetie Belle.

  "  Wait, flank?  Hooves?  Don't tell me I have a tail and muzzle too?"  I asked them.

  " Yeah.  Everypony does!"  Scootaloo said.

  "  Where exactly am I?"  I asked.

  "  Why, you're in Ponyville!"  Said Apple Bloom.

  My eyes widened.  I'm a stallion in the world of My Little Pony.  I might be here for a while.  I better find out more about this place.

  "  Can you direct me to the nearest library?"  I asked the trio.

  " Sure!  Princess Twilight's Library is just 5 mintues away!  Go north, and just go to your right.  And there you go!"  Said Scootaloo.

  " Thank you."  I say as I ran off.

   Now I know my life is going to change, whether I like it or not.

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