My little darkness

by Rena-kun

Rating: teen
Tags: Discord, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Alternate Universe, Romance, Original Character, Other, Crossover
Length: 2663

Midnight sparkle goes on adventures with discord

I am Midnight Red Vel’vet Melody Dawn Sparkle and this is my story

Published 2012-04-01 09:24:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-06-16 20:39:29 UTC

CHAPTER 1: INTRODUCTION

AN: hoofs up (get it cuz Im a broni) to my special BFs (ew best friend not boyfriend you pervert) capp, alpha666 4 helping me wif dis story! PARAMOR ROX! also browni GO BUK OFF U STUPID PREP!

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Hello my name is Midnight Red Vel’vet Melody Dawn Sparkrle and i have a beutiful super model like body even though im a stallion and long vevlet red mane (thats how i got my name) with black stripes that reach my crystal blue eyes like sparkling diamonds and alot of people say i sorta look like Hayley Williams (AN:If u dont know who that is get the hay out of here!) even though shes human. I’m not related to Twilight Sparkle but I wish I was because she is a major bucking hottie. Im an alicorn but my wings are midnight grey. Unlike my wings, coat which is “black-hole” black. I’m also a princess and I created the Elements of Harmony (long story, maybe chapter 4 or 5 for that). Im gothick (in case you couldnt tell), and i mostly wear dark red. My cutie mark is a drop of blood because i love to drink pegasis blood and sometimes wish i were a vampire. I love Rarity’s Boutique (which is equestria’s version of hot topic) and i buy all my clothes there. for example, yesterday i was wearing a dark black dress with grey fishnets, skulls, and matching combat hoofboots. I was wearing black eyeshadow, red lipstick, and grey eyeliner. I was walking outside Equestria, where the elements of harmony were with my parents. It was raining and snowing, so there were no sun, which i was very happy about. Some random prep decided to punch out and kill my parents. I stuck my middle hoof at him.

“Hey midnight!” the killers voice said. i looked up after morning my parents. It was............ Discord!!

“Why the bukc did you do that?” asked me.

“No reason.” Dicsord said (flutter)shyly.

But then, I turned him to stone shouting “STUPID PREP! YOU KILLED MY PARENTS!” and then i left to see my friends Princess cElestia and Luna.

“Hey girlfriends!” I said.

“Dont be gross! We’re just friends wer’e not dating!” shouted princesses celestia and luna...... in ROYAL CANTERLOCK!!!

“I didnt mean it that way! besides love triangles are icky” said Midnight.

“This is lame im going to go to sleep I said. I then went to my house and opened the door and went inside and went to my room, and wet to sleep.

AN: IS it good? PLS tell me! brohoof!

CHAPTER 2: WE GO TO RARITY'S BOUTIQUE

AN:hoofs up to aphla666 4 helping me wif this story!

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The next day i woke up in my bedroom. It were snowing and raining AGAIN! I got out of my coffinshaped bed and drank some peguses blood that was by the coffinbed. the coffinbed had hot pink and purple lace on it, and both ends were so red you could swear it were on fire. I took off my Paramore t-shirt that i used for pajamas. and then I put on a dress that looked like rarity cut her hooves while making me a dress because it was spattered in blood for some reason, black stockings, and “brokenheart” earrings, that were two halves of a heart cracked at where the middle would be to indicate that i am brokenhearted because i am depressed and gothic.

My friend, Evil Mysteriousness (AN: brownie thats u!) woke up and grinned at me. he flipped his long flanklength crow black mane and opened his ash grey eyes. He put on his System of A Down t-shirt and highheel boots. We both put on our makeup (dark red eyeliner and blood red lipstick).

“OMBC, I saw you talking to discord today!” she said excitedely.

“Do you like Discord?” hhe asked as we left our room and headed to raritys boutik.

“No i so bucking dont!” i shouted at the top of lungs.

“Yeah right!” she screamed. We got to Rarities boutique. It was so amazing! i forgot how much gothic clothes there where. we went and got some matching dresses and some nyan cat t shirts.

“eww nyan cat is dumb!” said evil.

“Yeah but we need to be current and trendy!” I said.

Juts then, discord walked up to me.

“I’M FREE FROM MY PRISION!” Discord said quietly.

“Oh those stupid CMC did it probably... Anyway whats up?” I said.

“Wanna come to the Nicki Minaj concert i bought tickets to?” discord asked.

“Oh. My. Bucking. CELETSIA.” i said. nicki minaj is my favourit artist, besides paramare.

“S-so, d-does t-that mean y-you want t-to go?” discord said supernervously.

I gasped.

AN: lol cliffhanger ending! dont forget to comment rate and subscribe! oh wait thats youtube... but still comment rate and watch!

CHAPTER 3: THE EVERFREE FOREST

AN:PREPS STOP FLAMING DIS STORY OK? odderwise hoofs up to the goffik ponies that liked this!

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"How the hay did I get here?" I shouted at discord.

discord didnt answer because he was stone. curiously, i stepped in poison joke!

"what the bucking hey?" i said.

"Midnight?" discord said.

"how did you-" I snaped.

Discodr suddleny leaned up to me and kissed me. I got mad because i remember he killed my parents, so i kicked him in the you-know-what and used my thingy (my unicorn horn, stupid) to revert the poison joke effect that turned discord back out of stone. (i wasnt affected by the poison joke because i was magical)

I decided to leave discord in the everfree forrest because i still couldnt forgive him. I was on my way home when someone came out of nowhere!

"WHAT THE HAY ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU MOTHER BUKCER!" said the voice.

It was... Pinkie Pie!

CHATPER 7: THE SECNOD PART OF THE SECOND PATR OF CHAPTER 5

AN: Becuz this has to do with LODR INGLISH all text wil be green. PS MIDNITE ISNT A MURY SEU SHE IS A NIGHTMARE MOONIST! ITS EQUASTRIAS VERSON OF STANIST! An shes all drprzd for celestsa sakes!! >::::(

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rANDOM POV CHANGE,

"HOLY CRAP A SEXY BABE TURNED INTO AN EVIL MOSTER!!!!!" I SAID

"GrAaAh I aM lAdY eNgLiSh" SHE YELLED AT ME.

"BABY I WILL LOVE YOU ANYWAY" I SAID. WHE THEN STARTED FRENCHING PASSIVELY (AN: c is dat mary su?) LADY ENGLISH HAD A DUDE-UR-SO-RETARTED LOOK ON HER FACE SO I PUNCHED SAID DUDE-UR-SO-POPTARTED LOOK OFF HER DUMBO FAC AND THEN SHE TURNED BACK INTO A PONY.

R4NDON POV CH4NG3!

"0h thank y0u s0 much cancer" I said to cancer smilely. we then went home so we could play some call of duty celetsial ops while eating pancakes (c is dat stupid?)

"IS THERE SYRUP IN THIS PANCAKE?" cancer 2aiid.

"I Don't Think So Why" I said vvery wwierdly.

"BECAUSE IT TASTES LIKE IT IDIOT" he said karkatly

W)(y would )(-e say t)(at? I was so mad!!

"You jerk!" i sad as i jumpd out of da couch

D--> Random POC change < :33

"NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I DIDNT MEAN IT THAT WAY!" I SAID SADLY.

"No you did you idiot! You probably have some blood mutation anyway!" I ran away.

Random pov chang"

"CRANCER VANTAS YOU MOTHER BULCKSER!" i cride!

CHAPTA 8(^Y): THE GAME BEGGINS

AN: stop flasming you guiys! you are just preps!

I was really mad becauz cancer called me an idot but i forgave him so i went back to my house a nd i foudn him naked! i felt hot and brothered kinda like i had an erection but im a girl and a pony so i didnt get one you sickface.

"HEY BEBY GURL LETS PLAY SGRURB" he said and then we did it (an:playing sburb not having sex you freakhead) we entered the medium and then protoypies my dead parents cand some pegasis blod for the kernalsprites we had

"hey midnigt" bloodmomsprit and and bloodadsprite said

"oh my GOODNESS DAD AND MOM YOU ARE BAK AND NOT DEAD!!!!!!1111" i said eally happyily

we then begam to make out (an;me and cancer not me and my parents seriously what ius wrong with you?) and then went home to play some call olf doody lunar ops and msmoke some drugs and cigarrets i beat them all in codlo and we were all happy and then someone fell dont he stares.

"D-->buck im falling down the stars" the stair falling man said. he was...................... EQUIS ZAHHK! and then sondedly someone else fell down da stairz!

Efurryone gaksped!

":333 > oh noez iwm furring down te stairs!" the poder one said. her nam was.............,.,.,. NEPETO LEJJON! the then proceded to make out purrsonly. i started to burt into teres becuz i wanst making ot with cancer at the time but then we were so i was happee

CHAPTER 9: THE SCARTCH

CHAPTER 9: THE SCARTCH

AN:stamp falming me prepz i didnt read all of homstuck or watch all da eps of mlp!

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We soon realized we had 2 invok da scrakts becuz our universe was doomed

then all of a sudenly an eveil person wit sexah blu eyes started fling towrds me in a car! he was wering a whit shirt wioth a green gost on it so it was obvious that he was satanist. he was............. jhon egbert!!!

"nooooooooo" i yelled scarededly but then he shouted "WINDY THING!" so i couldnt move..

"Huss of Lips!" I yelled.

he started screeming and crying so i kicked him in the you-know-here and i felt sad even tho i was a sadest. i ten took him to my house so we could become friends and then he gave me a gun to shoot cancr.

"nooooooooooo!!! why owuld you want me to do that?!"

"lol idk" john said then he disapperd". we then wetn to the baet mes and invoked the scartsh!! i was abul to sav us al by using my magic so we cold go to the new univers we creatd and not forget anything becuz that would b very dumb. while we wer on my magic flying house i married cancer and we had some really happy kids named canver and midnit the secod vantas sparkle.

CHAPTER 5: THE PART WHERE SHE KILLS YOU

AN:Preps stup flamming dis story ok? if u flam dis story that means your a prep or poesr! Im not going to update this story unitl i get 5 likes! PS SOM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMELY VILENT. VIOWLER EXCRETION ADVISD.

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"Pinkie pie!" i shoted angrilly.

"Hello! this is the part where i kill you!" she said. She lunged at me quikcly but i doged it. (achievement unlocked: the part were She kills you)

“you ludakris fool!” she said more angerrly. i then punched her in the face repeatedly with my fists 64 times just like scot pilgrim in scott pillgrims precious little life (AN: whic is goin to be rerelesed in colour this year so support bryin le omalley because he is the the luv of my deprzzing life!) and then punched her straight down to the ground.

“u’ll pay 4 dis!!!” pinke pie shited to the heavens after i punched her repeatedly. i then used my ailcorn majik to summon a giant chello like in harpfak and sweets (AN: if u dont know what dat is ur just a prep!)

“yeh thats wat im talkin about!” said a voice out of no where. it was......... octovia!

“who the hey ar u?” we both shotued. sudenly she disappered and we went back to figting. I sent the giant hello striaght towards her and killed her!

“Serves you right you stupid prep!” I said. i then went back home.

AN: Stay tuned for part 2! brohof!

CHAPTER 3: THE CONCERT

AN: I dont own dis or da lyricz 4 nicki minahj

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On the night of the concert i put on my black laceup hoofboots with really high heels. Underneeth them were bloodred torn fishnets. I put on a blak lether miniskirt with all this skull stuff. I put on my “heartbroken” earrings. i felt depressed then, so I slit one of my hooves. I read Twilight (the book not the pony) whle I waited for it to stop bleeding and i listened to some Nicki. I painted my hoofbottoms black and put TONS of red eyeliner. i drank som pegasis blood to get me pumped up be4 the concert. i went outside because i was waiting for some flying car or whatever discord was going to use to take us to the concert. i got bord so i decided to go back inside and play some call of duty: black ops while slitting my hooves and listening to more nicki minaj. suddenly discord teleported out of nowhere!

“hello midnight!” said discord all depressed sounding.

“Sup, mr long dark and handsome.” I said. he den suddenly teleported us to the concert. We had boring small talk for an hour or so because the stage was having technically difficulties and also smoked some cigarrettes and drugs. eventually, the stage lit up and we went to the mosh pit by the stage where nicki minaj appered and sung.

“Boy u got my heartbeat runnin away, beatin like a drum and its going your way, can you hear that boom-ba-doom-doom boom-ba-doom-doom bass, that super bass. boom-ba-doom-doom boom-ba-doom-doom bass, yeah thats that super bass.” and Nicki (ps i dont own thes lyrics u stupid preps!).

“Nicki is so bucking hot.” I said to discord while pointing at her with my too front hooves and fell down because i lost my ballance.

“You are such a klutz.” said discord laughing his teenage flank off.

“I was going to clarify and say “besides you!” but now i say “Shut up you stupid prep!” I said as i turned him to stone again.”

“You’d probably date her, if she werent already dating that justin beeber idiot!” i said angerly.

“celestia, I hate Justin beiber.” i yelled. i decided to take him to my house so i can have fun with him, but instead i accidentally wandered off into....... the Everfree forest!

AN:well i hope you goffik ponys liked this chapta! dont forget to favourite it if you did!

CHAPTER 6: THE SECODN PART OF CHAPTER 5

AN: sgut up prezp ok! dis is not my litl imortal i omly took insparation from mi imorrtal! PS midnit is a girl n she is nut a marry seu!

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I was abot to lie down in my koffingbed when sudenly i remembered........ i hadent eaten breakfast!!!!!!1111 HOLLY CRAP!!" i thought to myself quitely. witout changin my bloody (from kiling pinki pee) cloths i mad a made (rainbo)w dash to the retaurant by my house so i can fil my stomahc!

At the restaruant, i purchased a filly (geddit caus im a broni) cheesstake and diet pagasis blodo soda. then some idiot came and bumped into me, spilling my soda on my glorios face!!

"You idot! i gasped angerilly. i regretted saying this because he tried to cut my hed off wit his sickel! i dicked down and i proceded to punc him in tha face wit my wing! we decided to fight for a couple more minutes but then my fily cheezsteek was starting 2 get cold so we took a break and ate food.

"YOU LOOJK LIK A GOOD FIGTER" the guy sadi

"thanik you. wats yur name?" i sad.

"KARKAT VANTAS. BUT PEOPLE CALL ME CANCER THESE DAYS" HE SAID.

"Why is dat?" I yelled.

"BECAUSE I CREATED DA ZODIECS," he saod.

'well. im a cancer?" i confesed.

"REALLY?!" he whispered.

"yeaARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" i roared because I suddenly turned into lord ingl/color]i[sh! (but i dot that being called LORD engish was dumb cuz im a gurl so i remaned myself lady englas0

"HOLY SHOOT ITS LORD ENGLAISH!" karkit said.

AN: i dont own any homstuck so dunt soo me andruw husse!