My Little Pony Randomness is Magic

Unique walked into his bedroom with the mare he got that evening. As she laid on the bed, he got himself ready. Just as he reared up he saw her laughing.

Unique asked, “What’s so funny?”

The mare looked at him, “I have seen bigger, yours reminds me of my foal. Heck my colt is bigger than you.”

Unique flabbergasted replied, “No way I am a stallion, no child is bigger.”

The mare laughed again saying, “Yeah right, well see ya.”

Unique sighed before saying, “That was the fourth one this week. I am losing my edge.”

As he finished saying this, UniqueSKD walked in and saw his creation’s look. He began to laugh at Unique’s misery.

Unique looked up and said, “Shut up it isn’t funny.”

UniqueSKD replied still laughing, “Yeah it is.”

Unique decided to hit his creator below the belt with his next remark, “At least I can get a girl.”

UniqueSKD looked at him in muted anger and said, “I hate you.”

Unique began to chuckle at the fact that he could get a girl, but his creator could.