My Little Pony Randomness is Magic

Big Mac had just gotten a dog for a friend on the farm, but to avoid his pet getting Wionna pregnant, he was going to neuter him. Big Mac went to Ponyville veterinarian clinic to have it done professionally but he didn’t have enough to cover the five thousand bit cost of the procedure. On his way back to the farm he stopped at the library to get a book on how to do it himself.

Upon seeing how to do it Big Mac saw that it would be hard for any stallion to do it. Know this he studied how to do it then a few days later went to a shed on the back of the barn to neuter his pet. Know he could do it easily he had drank several cups of cider and went into the shed. In the table was his dog which he had sedated for the operation. Grabbing the knife on the table he then carefully cut off the dog balls and suddenly fell on his back when he slipped on a small puddle of water from the sink. When he fell he hit his head knocking himself out.

When he awoke he saw that the knife had chopped his own nuts off. In horror he hit his head on the door and ran over to Twilight’s to see if she could help him. Using her magic she reattached them easily.

Now when the subject of stallion neutering pets themselves comes to mind, Big Mac’s theory is, “Have professional do it, don’t do it yourself.”