My Little Pony: Chaos is Magicby miniman956ChaptersSaving Equestria: Eternal NightThe TicketStory Telling.GildaTrixie and the Ursa MinorThe DragonSaving Equestria: Eternal NightI wake up. I feel grass underneath me. I look at my arm and my eye widens. I have a black hoof with holes in it. My right legs are changeling hooves and my left legs are metal claws. My wings are bug-like wings. My tail is like Chrysalis' but red and black striped. I have a black body with blue armour. I have one horn which is the same as Chrysalis'. My neck and half my head are made of metal. The left side of my head is black. My eye in the metal half looks like a blue circle, while the one in the other half looks like Chrysalis' but red. I have a red and black striped mane. I've been turned into a changeling. Why? Maybe because humans don't exist in Equestria. Yeah, that's it. I look around and see I'm in front of the ruined castle and there is a bright light in one of the rooms. I start to think. How do I use magic? I hear a voice in my head say 'Think of something you wan't to happen and it should happen.' I close my eyes and imagine myself in the room with Nightmare Moon. I open my eyes to be in the room with Nightmare Moon and the Mane Six. They're lying on the floor. The Elements didn't work? I see Nightmare Moon laughing so hard she can't see me. I use my magic to conjure a Ray Gun. "Hey, Nightmare Moon!" She stops laughing and looks at me. "Say Goodnight!" I shoot my ray gun at her. She falls to the ground and struggles to get up. I go over to the Mane Six and help them up. I say "Use the Elements." Twilight nods and they start using the Elements. I wait and a necklace appears on me as well. It has a green flame on it. The Element of Chaos. We all glow and start levitating. A rainbow shoots out of us and hits Nightmare Moon. There is a big flash and we all hit the floor. I hear Rainbow Dash groan and exclaim "My head!" I open my eyes and sit up. I hear Applejack ask "Everypony okay?" I look around and see everypony standing up. Rarity says "Oh, thank goodness!" Fluttershy says "Why, Rarity, it's so lovely." Rarity says "I know! I'll never part with it again!" Fluttershy corrects her "No, your necklace. It looks just like your Cutie Mark." Rarity notices and says "Oh, so does yours!" Fluttershy gasps happily. Pinkie hops over to Applejack while exclaiming "Look at mine, look at mine!" Rainbow exclaims "Aw yeah!" Applejack says to Twilight "Gee, Twilight. I thought you were just spoutin' a lot of hooey. But I reckon we really do represent the Elements of Friendship." Celestia's voice says "Indeed you do." The sun rises and Celestia appears at the window. Everypony but Twilight bows. Twilight shouts "Princess Celestia!" Twilight runs to Celestia and they nuzzle each other. Celestia says "Twilight Sparkle, my faithful student. I knew you could do it." Twilight says "But... you told me it was an old pony tale." Celestia replies Twilight's statement with "I told you that you needed to make some friends - nothing more. I saw the signs of Nightmare Moon's return, and I knew it was you who had the magic inside to defeat her. But you could not unleash it until you let true friendship into your heart. Now if only another will as well." We all look at Luna and Celestia walks over to her. She says "Princess Luna." Luna wakes up and gasps. Celestia continues with "It has been a thousand years since I have seen you like this. Time to put our differences behind us. We were meant to rule together, little sister." Everypony exclaims "Sister?" Everypony leans forwards but Pinkie goes too far and falls with a "Whoa!" Luna jumps up to her and nuzzles her. "I missed you so much, big sister." Celestia says "I missed you too." They're both in tears. Pinkie asks "Hey! You know what this calls for?" I teleport everypony to Ponyville. "A party!" We start the party. Twilight looks a bit down down so I transform into a lizard and teleported onto her head. I looked into her eyes and ask "What's wrong? Don't wanna go back to Canterlot because you don't wanna leave your friends?" She nods. I whisper "Celestia's coming. Act natural." I teleport to the rest. I transform into a balloon. Celestia asks "Why so glum, my faithful student? Are you not happy that your quest is complete and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?" Twilight answers her question with "That's just it. Just when I learn how wonderful it is to have friends, I have to leave them." Celestia says "Spike, take a note, please." Spike takes out a parchment and quill and starts to write. "I, Princess Celestia, hereby decree that the unicorn Twilight Sparkle shall take on a new mission for Equestria. She must continue to study the magic of friendship. She must report to me her findings from her new home in Ponyville." The Mane Six surround her shouting congratulations. I smile. Twilight exclaims "Oh, thank you, Princess Celestia! I'll study harder than ever before!" We all cheer. I transform into my normal form and enjoy the party. After the party I ask Celestia if I could get a house. Of course she already got me one and showed me to it. It was across the road from Sugarcube Corner. I went into my house and up the stairs. I slipped into my bed and went to sleep. Author's Note The Changeling's name is Shadow. The TicketI walk into my kitchen and go into the fridge. I get a box of biscuits and open it. I put the box over my head and open my mouth wide. I pour all the biscuits into my mouth. I close the fridge. I hear a knock at the door. I go over to the door and open it to see Twilight with Spike on her back. "Hey, Twilight, what's up?" She says "I never got your name." I say "My name is Shadow." She suggests "I was going to Sweet Apple Acres and I wondered if you wanted to come." I say "Sure!" After we were done, we were on our way to bringing the apples to the barn with Applejack. I had transformed into a dragon and carried some on my back. Spike keeps throwing apples out of the basket saying "No". Luckily I caught them all. AJ says "Thank you kindly, Twilight and Shadow, for helpin’ me out. I bet Big Macintosh I could get all these Golden Delicious in the barn by lunchtime. If I win, he’s gonna walk down Stirrup Street in one o’ Granny’s girdles!" Me and AJ laugh. Twilight says "No problem at all, Applejack. I'm glad the goal is lunchtime. All this hard work is making me hungry." Spike's next apple bounces off her head and he says "I know, right?" Twilight glares at him and says "Puh-lease, Spike. You've been lounging on my back all morning while we worked." Spike says "Exactly! You three are taking so long, I missed snack time." Twilight stomach grumbles and she says "I guess we better get some food." Spike finds an apple to his liking. "Aha!" he exclaims. Twilight notices it and says "Oh, Spike! That looks delicious!" He's about to eat it but I use my magic to give it to Twilight. She says "Thanks!" and eats it. I conjure another in my claw. I give this one to Spike. He eats it and burps out a letter. Twilight says "It’s a letter from Princess Celestia!" Spike clears his throat and begins to read. “Hear ye, hear ye. Her Grand Royal Highness, Princess Celestia of Equestria, is pleased to announce the Grand Galloping Gala, to be held in the magnificent capital city of Canterlot on the twenty-first day of… yadda-yadda-yadda… cordially extends an invitation to Twilight Sparkle plus one guest.” AJ and Twilight gasp and exclaim "The Grand Galloping Gala!" I go to Spike and whisper "Dude, watch out, everypony in Ponyville want's to go to that thing." He nods. Rainbow Dash had joined the conversation and now they are arguing. I decide to talk to the residents of Ponyville, maybe make some more friends. I had made two friends in ten minutes. A unicorn called Lyra and an earth pony called Bonbon. Lyra was only my friend because I used to be a human, and I managed to make Bonbon laugh. I decide to check up on my friends. It's raining and Rainbow Dash has a hole in the cloud above Twilight. Probably trying to win the ticket. Luckily I have made a shield above me so that I don't get wet. Twilight says "Rainbow, I'm not comfortable accepting unwanted favours. So I'd appreciate it if you'd close up that raincloud right now." Rainbow groans and says "Fine!" and closes the cloud. "That's better." She goes to eat her sandwich, but it rains on her and her food. Spike stifles a laugh while I laugh out loud. They both look surprised, but Spike laughs while Rarity takes Twilight to the boutique. We decide to follow. When we get there Rarity is wet while Twilight says "Oops! Sorry!" Rarity says "Oh, no. It’s quite all right. After all, we are…the best of friends, are we not? And you know what the best of friends do." "Uh..." "Makeover!" Rarity pulls out a screen so we can't see. "Oof!...Rarity!...Ow!...This really isn’t fixing it…I mean, thank you, but…oh, that’s too tight!" The screen is pulled back to show Twilight. She looks... well it's hard to explain. I know! I won't explain. "There! Oh, you're simply darling!" "Uh...yeah, it is kinda pretty, isn’t it?" I get out of there before things got out of hoof. I see it's stopped raining, and that Applejack is right there. "Hey there, Shadow!" she exclaims. "Hey, AJ." I say. "Stay here. Hilarity will ensue." Getting her hopes up, I go home for some experiments. I hear Twilight shout Pinkie very loud. After that, Twilight and Spike run past my window. Followed closely by the rest of town. I sigh and fly to the library. Apparently they were all there. Twilight must have teleported. I get there just as Twilight starts the letter. "Dear Princess Celestia, I’ve learned that one of the joys of friendship is sharing your blessings. But when there’s not enough blessings to go around, having more than your friends can make you feel pretty awful. So, though I appreciate the invitation I will be returning both tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala." The rest shout "WHAT?!?!" "If my friends can’t all go, I don’t want to go either." "Hey, Twilight, does this library have spiders?" I ask. "A few. Why?" "Never mind. I gotta go." I leave as quickly as possible. Oh yeah, I have arachnophobia. Anyway, end chapter! Story Telling.I wake up in my basement and can see my unfinished experiment on my desk. It's taken me a week to get this far. I sigh. I go upstairs and look out my window just in time to hear Rainbow Dash shout "STAMPEDE!!" Oh, a stampede. Well i'll just go scare them away. Wait. What if it's a stampede of spiders?! GIANT spiders! No way man. I'm going into my nuclear bunker. If you want me, i'll be back in a month. Anyway, I have a months supply of food down here, as well as a computer! I found it on my adventure into the Everfree Forest last week. It all started when I found a bestiary of all the creatures in Equestria. There was a page about Ursa Minors, Ursa Majors, Vampire Ponies, and even humans! Humans apparently went extinct over 10,000 years ago. I found a page on giant spiders and may or may not have set it on fire accidentally on purpose. Anyway, what intrigued me the most was a creature that called itself Slendermane. I ventured out into the forest to seek out the Slendermane, since it might know valuable information. I walked into the forest and found a wrench lying on the ground. I grab it up in my metallic claw and put it in my saddlebag. I walked literally 2 yards before finding a screwdriver. I could just make this stuff, but that takes energy. It turns out that the energy not spent on the trip to Equestria was absorbed by me, making me overflow with power. Anyway, I walked on and found a Manticore sleeping on the ground. I slowly walked past to not wake it up. I kept walking and found a duck. A duck. Now, if there is one thing NerdCubed has taught me, it's that ducks are evil and all of them worship Satan. I burn the duck. Already I feel the evil presence leaving. It went down, of course. I walked along and find a river. I fly over. I find a chasm and suspect there to be a river at the bottom. I look down and regret it. I was looking straight into the void. I hope evil doesn't come out of there. I fly over the chasm and half way over my wing is shot. I hit the side of the cliff and grab onto the ledge. A cloaked figure walks over. I punch the character in the face. The hood is knocked up to reveal... nothing! Oh. It's the Headless Horsepony. I climb up and walk around him till I am right behind him. I push him into the chasm. SPLAT!! Oooooh, that's gotta hurt. I look down and see blood smeared across the wall of the chasm. He's in the void, where he belongs. I turn around and see... is that a keyboard? I go over to it and find that a computer is there. And it's my old computer! It's got tons of stuff on it! I put it into my saddlebag. I walk along for a long time with nothing happening. I finally come into a clearing and behind a tree I see a large white figure with a suit. Large. White. Suit. Slendermane. "Hey!" I shout. It turns around and is about to use a tendril or two before I say "Want to be friends?" It makes a motion as if lifting an eyebrow. I say "I know you need friends badly. And anyway, I want to know some things." So after a quick session of questions, I walk home and set up this bunker. Anyway, i'm going to sleep now. I'll see you later. One Week Later... Twilight POV I knock on Shadow's door. He doesn't answer. I knock again but louder. No answer. I quickly get frustrated and open the door. I look around his house but couldn't find him. I'm starting to get worried. I find a trap door. Probably to the basement. I open it and go down. I find a desk with some sort of device on it, but no sign of Shadow. I see a door with a sign that says 'NUCLEAR BUNKER' on it. I try to open it but it's locked. I knock on the door. I hear a groan on the other side, then Shadow's voice. "Go away." I say "No Shadow, where have you been for the last week?" I hear him say "In here." I say "Well we're having a party for Applejack saving Ponyville last week." I hear a crash and a loud "WHAT?!" from Shadow. He opens the door and asks "How?" I smile and begin the story of how Applejack saved Ponyville. (You probably know all about that bit, so I'll skip it.) Shadow POV Twilight told me about how Applejack saved the day. It took the whole trip for her to explain it. We get to Town Hall where a lot of things happen and Applejack gets a trophy. I didn't listen that much. When it finished, Rainbow went to practice some tricks, Rarity went to finish an order, Pinkie went to work at Sugarcube Corner, Fluttershy went to tend to her animals and Twilight went to check on Applejack. I, on the other hoof, went back to my bunker. I'll see you at the end of the month. Author's Note Sorry if it was a bit short, I got so frustrated that I just wrote the whole thing then edited it. Gilda'Me, the author.' 'Shadow.' 'Current Narrator' Shadow POV I wake up to someone shooting water at my leg. I bring my leg up to see that water has went between the gaps in the metal and now it's sparking. I growl. I look outside my window and see Rainbow and Pinkie holding the bane of my existence. A water gun. I burn it. They gasp and I growl. "Hey! Water and electricity don't go well together! Anyway, can you get me a beer from my fridge?" They nod and go into my house and walk upstairs with a beer. "Thanks. Now scram!" They scram. I open my beer with my fang and drink it. I sigh. Now I can't use my front right leg or my right eye until I replace the circuits. I transform into my pony form. It's a pegasus mare with a dark grey coat, a red and black striped mane and tail styled to cover my right eye and red eyes. Plus, I don't have robotic parts, so I can use my front right leg and right eye, which is good! My cutie mark is a red lightning bolt with grey wings. Nopony knows about this disguise, so i'm going to not tell them it's me. I call it Shadow Bolt. I go to see Slendermane. I see Pinkie Pie sitting down in the middle of the path. "What's wrong?" I ask, no emotion in my voice. "Rainbow Dash is having fun with Gilda and ignoring me." she says. "Who's Gilda?" "Rainbow's Gryphon friend from flight school." "Don't Gryphon's eat meat?" "I don't know." "Hmmm... Anyway, bye." I walk away. 3... 2... 1... "Wait a minute!" I stop and look at her. "You're new!" "Yes." "I need to throw you a welcome party!" "Sure." "Okay, bye!" She bounces off and I sigh in frustration. 'Great. I only just convinced her that I didn't want a party.' I go to visit Slendermane. On the way I find a trampoline. Pinkie drops and bounces up again. I look up to see Rainbow and Gilda on a cloud that Pinkie is jumping through. I go up to Pinkie and ask "Hey, you want any help with that?" When she comes down she says "Yes please!" I grab onto her and fly up to Rainbow and Gilda. They've raced to another cloud and are now arguing about who won. I fly Pinkie up to them, and she says something about Rainbow winning. I didn't pay attention until Gilda pulled on my wing, making me lose control and fall. I land on a cloud still holding Pinkie. "Sorry." I apologize. "Don't worry! We'll just go back up there!" "I don't think that's the best idea." I point up to a cloud a we see Gilda standing there, glaring at us menacingly. I glare right back. She stops glaring at me and watches Dash do some moves. I know she's afraid of me. I have a bucking death glare. I didn't even know I did. Maybe my eyes turned to slits. I mean that would scare anypony. Huh. I'm not sure. "Yeah, maybe you're right." "Just... go make that welcome party." "Okay!" She bounces away. I jump off the cloud and glide into the Everfree forest. I land in a tree. Spider. BURN VILE BEAST! Oh wait. I'm in a tree. Oh well, i'll just grab a frying pan. SPLAT!!! There we go. Anyway, TO SLENDERMANE! 3rd Person POV Somewhere on the outskirts of Ponyville. Gilda is seen upsetting Fluttershy, while Pinkie watches from the background. Fluttershy starts crying and Gilda flies away. Meanwhile, in the background, Pinkie is plotting a vengeful scheme. She can be heard saying "Pinkie Pie style." Later, at some sort of celebratory meeting, otherwise known as a party, Pinkie is welcoming all the guests. "Welcome! Welcome! Welcome!" In the party, you can hear a southern cowpony, otherwise known as Applejack, ask "Who's this Gilda I've heard nothin' about?" Afterwards, you can hear a highly sofisticated pony, otherwise known as Rarity, reply "I hear she's an old friend of Rainbow Dash, a gryphon. So rare." The two walk off, showing a lavender bookworm pony, otherwise known as Twilight, and a butter yellow shy pony, otherwise known as Fluttershy, or Shutterfly, talking. Meanwhile, in the Everfree forest. "Slendermane, this is a cannon. It's pretty awesome. Now, let me demonstrate how to use this device." Shadow says. He climbs into the cannon. "Slendermane, light the fuse." Uh oh, this can't be good. SHUT UP NARRATOR! PEOPLE ARE ENJOYING WHERE THIS IS GOING! I HOPE. Wha- You can't just appear and tell me what to do! YES I CAN. REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME YOU DIDN'T DO WHAT I SAID? I shiver. Okay, sir. Anyway, back to the party. Pinkie says "Gilda! I’m so honored to throw you one of my signature Pinkie Pie parties! And I really, truly, sincerely hope you feel welcome here amongst all us pony folk." They shake hands and Gilda gets shocked. It's pretty hilarious, so i'm inserting a picture of it here. Seriously though. It's bucking hilarious. A cool, cyan pony whose mane is all colors of the rainbow, otherwise known as Rainbow Dash, Rainbow Crash or Skittles, says "Oh, Pinkie Pie! The old hoof-shake buzzer! You are a scream!" Gilda forces a smile and says "Yeah." She chuckles a little. "Uh, good one, Pinkie Pie." "Come on, G. I’ll introduce you to some of my other friends." "Right behind you, Dash!" The next line is directed at a certain pink party pony. "I know what you’re up to." Pinkie replies with "Great!" Gilda groans and says "I know what you’re planning!" Pinkie giggles. "Well, I hope so. This wasn't supposed to be a surprise party." "I mean, I've got my eye on you." Pinkie leans into her face. "And I got my eye on you." She backs up. "Everyone, I’d like you all to meet Gilda, a long-time, dear friend of Rainbow Dash. Let’s honor her and welcome her to Ponyville. A lot of pranks happen to Gilda. Gilda leaves because Rainbow Dash found out about all of her bad deeds. The window is smashed and everyone looks towards it. Shadow is lying next to a shattered window. Pinkie bounces over to him and asks "Shadow! You don't know what you just missed!" Shadow stands up and says "Neither do I care, pink one, for the world is at stake!" "The world is a steak?!" "No. The world is AT STAKE!" "Whyhowwho?!" "Because I got shot out of a cannon and survived!" He shouts this while shaking Pinkie. "How is that bad?!" "I usually die when I do that!" Twilight goes over and shouts "WHAT ARE YOU SHOUTING ABOUT?!?!" Pinkie see's something. "Shadow, you landed on a foal." Shadow rolls off of the foal. The foal is a filly, and she looks just like Shadow Bolt without a cutie mark! How'd that happen, I wonder. DON'T WONDER! IT'S BAD FOR YOU! BUCK OFF! Anyway. Shadow, continue. I'm too pissed off to do it for you. Okay My blood goes cold. Nopony recognizes her. My suspicions are getting higher. I'm thinking that because of how fast I was going, my persona (Ponysona?) has become reality. Maybe because the force of the wind changed me back. But if that means what I think it means... I jump out the already smashed window, somehow my legs are dry and I can move them, and look everywhere. Soon enough, I find a baby dragon. Younger than Spike, and it has wings. It looks just like the dragon I used as a persona (Dragonsona?) in the chapter that may or may not be called 'The Ticket'. I know i'm breaking the fourth wall, but buck it. A disaster has happened. I now have 2 new roommates. Trixie and the Ursa Minor'Me, the author' 'Narrator' 'Current Character' Shadow POV It's been a month since the Gilda incident. I like to call it that. Anyway, just to recap, I now have a filly and a dragon living with me. Shadow Bolt is just like Scootaloo. I'm taking Shadow Bolt to her first day at school, and Spark, that's what I call the dragon, because instead of fire it has sparks, to Twilight's. When I get to Twilight's, I hear Spike say "-awesome mustache." "Whoa Spike, you have an awesome mustache?" I ask. "Can Spark have one? Can I have one?" Twilight says "Sorry guys, that was just an experiment." "Yeah, but all you do is scientific brainy stuff. Turn your brain off." "I can't." "You can. Just check my brain activity. Absolutely nothing...." I stare into the distance. I can see a glow from Twilight's horn. She gasps. "That's not possible!" "It is." I go outside and there is a commotion in town square. Umm, Mr. Author, I think this is going a bit too far. Just wait a minute, minion. I'm not your minion! SHUT UP GUYS! The one time the two voices argue in my head is when I need to concentrate. What do you need to do that requires concentrating? Making a device that will get you out of my head! It's useless. You can't. Just go back to telling the bucking story. Okay, okay. Jeez. Anyway, me and Spark go to town square to find the ever boastful Trixie. Trixie starts boasting and Twilight comes at some point. Trixie says something about Ursa Majors. Applejack does something with a lasso. Trixie does something not even I could of done. She wrapped Applejack in her own rope. Rainbow says something over the lines of "You can't be boastful around here. That's my job." and dazzles the crowd with some awesome moves of absolute awesomeness. Wow. Couldn't you write a better script? Sorry, can't hear you over the awesomeness of the script. Anyway, Trixie somehow destroys Rainbow's act. Trixie insults Rarity. Rarity makes a fantastic dress out of the stage curtain. Trixie turns Rarity's mane an infinitely better color. Green. I don't think that, the script/author does. Spike almost tells her it's green, but Spark shocks him. Twilight makes THE worst excuse for anything ever. "I think I hear my laundry calling." I mean, she doesn't even have clothes! Me and the script agree on something! GASP! Trixie says something over the lines of "Trixie is far too exhausted from performing feats beyond imagination. Begone with you until morning." I hate ponies who speak in the first person. Anyway, Spike says he won't believe Trixie until she actually vanquishes an Ursa Major. So Snails and Snips go to look for one. I go and get a cupcake from Pinkie for Spark, and Spike came along. "Hey Spike, ya wanna hang out with me and Spark today?" I ask. "Sure!" he replies. I get Spike an ice cream covered in gems. I think it was a strawberry flavored ice cream with gem sprinkles. Why do they even have that? I don't wanna know, to be honest. Spark and Spike play with each other. I say "Hey guys, let's go to the park." We go hang out in the park and find that a big blue bear, an Ursa Minor, is in the park and everypony is running and screaming. "Spike." "What?" "Get Twilight." "Don't have to tell me twice!" He makes a run for the library. I realize that because Spike was with me, he won't make it in time, and transform into a dragon. I pick up the Ursa Minor and put it over my shoulder. I fly into the Everfree forest, finding a cave deep into the forest. I go in and find an Ursa Major there, along with another Ursa Minor. I put the bear down on the cave floor and walk over to the mother. "Watch where your kid wanders next time, okay? Because next time, you might not get him back." I walk out and fly back into Ponyville. Meanwhile, with Twilight and Spike... Spike says "I don't get it!" They're staring at where the Ursa Minor had once been. "It was right here." Spark keeps trying to tell them what happened. They won't listen. They spot a dragon in the distance. It looks strikingly similar to Spark. It lands and shrinks down to pony size, and changes shape to show Shadow standing there. Twilight walks over to him and asks "What happened, Shadow?" "I took the Ursa Minor back to it's mother." He says, smugly. "Ursa Minor? Spike says it was an Ursa Major." "He thought it was. So did 'The Great and Powerful' Trixie." Everypony glares at Trixie. She slowly backs away and into her trailer. I use my magic to throw her trailer into the distance. "Hey Twilight, what time is it?" "Last time I checked it was 2 pm." "Okay. I gotta go, bye!" I go to pick up Shadow Bolt from school, and we start walking home, Spark on my back. When we get home, Bolt and Spark play some Minecraft on the computer, Spark playing and Bolt watching, since Spark has claws. I go into the basement and start finishing up my experiment. When 6 pm arrives, I am nearly done. I go upstairs and make breakfast for Spark and Bolt, hearing the occasional "CREEPER!" and an explosion. I finish up the dinner and place it on the table. I walk in and press ESC on the computer and say "Dinners ready." They jump off of the chair and into the kitchen. When we're having dinner, I ask Bolt how it went at school today, and she says "I got bullied by Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon again." I say "Bolt, what you do is you don't listen. If you listen, or reply, they're just going to pick on you more. It's like trolls, really. Don't feed the trolls. If you do reply, they have more reasons to bully you." She says "Okay, thanks bro!" "You're welcome, Bolt. Hmm..." "What are you thinking about, brother?" "You remind me of my sister before I came here. I wonder where she is now..." Meanwhile, in Manehattan... An orange unicorn mare with a yellow mane and tail wakes up in a park. "What happened? Where am I? Why am I a pony?" She looks at herself, realizing something. "Wait, why am I the pony I drawn yesterday?" Author's Note What a cliffhanger, am I right? Anyway, guys, just wanted you to know, the dragon Shadow transformed into looks quite a lot like this. And Spark looks like it but Spike's shape and size. The DragonA mountain near Ponyville... "Nearly...there..." says a certain cyborg changeling. He's been hiking up the mountain, because he's bored. Fluttershy is taking care of Spark and Shadow Bolt at her cottage, and a week before the hike he managed to finish his experiment. A computer fit for a pony. Very useful. He gets to the top of the mountain and finds a cave. "It's pretty chilly up here. I'm going to check out that cave." He walks into the cave to find a lot of gems. Like, a LOT. It's like a small mountain of gems, with a red dragon who was about to doze off, but has noticed Shadow entering. "Hey, mind if I stay here a while? It's very cold out there." The dragon shakes it's head. "Seriously, you won't know i'm here. I can transform into a dragon if me being a changeling is making you uncomfortable." The dragon seems to ponder for a moment, then nods. "Thanks." He transforms into his dragon form. He is a few feet shorter than the dragon. He goes to sleep at the far edge of the cave. Meanwhile, in Manehattan... (Sunshine POV (Mare at the end of last chapter's name)) Okay, still not sure how i'm in Equestria, but I am. Also not sure how i'm the pony that I drawn. I'm currently trying to get enough money for a train ticket to Ponyville, so that I can see if Twilight can help me get home. Wait. I just saw that pony get something out of a pocket. I look at my side. Huh, didn't know I had pockets. I put a hoof in there and grab out some coins. I count it and realize it's like 50 bits. Oh my god. That's more than enough. This must be the 50 dollars I had in my pocket before I got here. If I did, I can't remember how much money I had. I go to the train station and buy a ticket to Ponyville. I get onto the train and wait. Meanwhile, in Ponyville... (Shadow Bolt POV) Fluttershy is trying to get somepony's attention to tell them about the smoke that's coming from the mountain that brother went up. I tried telling her that it was probably just brother setting up camp, but she wouldn't listen. Me and Spark go away from Fluttershy, since she is getting so frustrated. We're about to walk away, but Twilight says "LISTEN UP!! Smoke is spreading over all of Equestria. But don't worry. I've just received a letter from Princess Celestia saying that it is not coming from a fire. It''s coming from two dragons." I walk up to Twilight. "But Twilight, my brother's out there!" "Why is he?" "He was bored so he went hiking." 1 hour later... (Shadow's POV) I am awakened by a familiar voice. "Excuse me, Mr. Dragon." I open my eyes to see the other dragon listening to Twilight Sparkle. "Oh good, you're awake. Please allow me to introduce myself. My Name is Twilight-" She is cut off by the dragon breathing in her face. "Sparkle and my friends and I are residents here in Equestria, Ponyville to be exact. We've come her to ask you and your friend that you find another spot to take your nap. It's just that you seem to be doing an awful lot of snoring, and every time you do you send out a terrible cloud of smoke. Equestria simply can't survive 100 years in a dark haze. You understand, don't you?" The dragon stands up and stretches. "So, you'll find another place to sleep?" The dragon lies back down and snores smoke into Twilight's face. It's so much that Twilight is forced to move out of the way. She moves towards me, since she probably see's my eyes. "Can I persuade you?" I reply by picking her up with my claws and flicking her out of the cave. I pretend to go back to sleep. Rarity tries charming the dragon but to no avail. Pinkie does... something. Rainbow Dash bucks the dragon in the face. I get up and slam my mouth closed on Rainbow. I fill my mouth with electricity to shock her. Me and the dragon peek outside and see the mane six... minus Rainbow Dash. I spit her out to the shock of everypony there. She looks like she's been hit by a lightning bolt. The dragon pushes them against a wall... which breaks revealing Fluttershy. She flies up to the dragon and lands on it's snout. She walks right up to it's eye while saying something. I couldn't really hear it since i'm too far away. She uses the stare. "But that rainbow one kicked me." A few more of Fluttershy's words and the dragon starts to cry. Fluttershy then glides off of the dragon and the rest of the mane six cheer. The dragon then flies away, never to be seen for at least 2 seasons. Maybe more. Anyway, they were now glaring at me. I chuckle. I transform into my changeling form. They gasp. "Hey guys, let's go home." I pick up Rarity with my forelegs and Pinkie Pie rides on my back. Fluttershy carries Twilight and Rainbow carries Applejack. Later, in Ponyville... We land and put our friends onto the ground. I instantly recognize the orange mare looking around. "Sis?" I ask. She looks up at me. "Why are you here?" "Who are you?" she asks. "It's a little hard to believe, but it's me, your bro." "I don't believe you." "Okay then... your favorite color is yellow." "Yes, but you could of said that because of my mane." "Your favorite video game is Minecraft." "Ponies shouldn't even know about that...right?" "No they shouldn't." "Okay I believe you now." "Okay, you're gonna be living with me for a while, so wait here. I need to pick something up." I go into the library to find Spike, Spark and Shadow Bolt playing with Fluttershy's animals. "Oi, we're going home." Several groans and an introduction later, we are all at home, having dinner. I go to bed earlier than everypony else, I've had a long day, i'm sure you can tell.
Saving Equestria: Eternal NightI wake up. I feel grass underneath me. I look at my arm and my eye widens. I have a black hoof with holes in it. My right legs are changeling hooves and my left legs are metal claws. My wings are bug-like wings. My tail is like Chrysalis' but red and black striped. I have a black body with blue armour. I have one horn which is the same as Chrysalis'. My neck and half my head are made of metal. The left side of my head is black. My eye in the metal half looks like a blue circle, while the one in the other half looks like Chrysalis' but red. I have a red and black striped mane. I've been turned into a changeling. Why? Maybe because humans don't exist in Equestria. Yeah, that's it. I look around and see I'm in front of the ruined castle and there is a bright light in one of the rooms. I start to think. How do I use magic? I hear a voice in my head say 'Think of something you wan't to happen and it should happen.' I close my eyes and imagine myself in the room with Nightmare Moon. I open my eyes to be in the room with Nightmare Moon and the Mane Six. They're lying on the floor. The Elements didn't work? I see Nightmare Moon laughing so hard she can't see me. I use my magic to conjure a Ray Gun. "Hey, Nightmare Moon!" She stops laughing and looks at me. "Say Goodnight!" I shoot my ray gun at her. She falls to the ground and struggles to get up. I go over to the Mane Six and help them up. I say "Use the Elements." Twilight nods and they start using the Elements. I wait and a necklace appears on me as well. It has a green flame on it. The Element of Chaos. We all glow and start levitating. A rainbow shoots out of us and hits Nightmare Moon. There is a big flash and we all hit the floor. I hear Rainbow Dash groan and exclaim "My head!" I open my eyes and sit up. I hear Applejack ask "Everypony okay?" I look around and see everypony standing up. Rarity says "Oh, thank goodness!" Fluttershy says "Why, Rarity, it's so lovely." Rarity says "I know! I'll never part with it again!" Fluttershy corrects her "No, your necklace. It looks just like your Cutie Mark." Rarity notices and says "Oh, so does yours!" Fluttershy gasps happily. Pinkie hops over to Applejack while exclaiming "Look at mine, look at mine!" Rainbow exclaims "Aw yeah!" Applejack says to Twilight "Gee, Twilight. I thought you were just spoutin' a lot of hooey. But I reckon we really do represent the Elements of Friendship." Celestia's voice says "Indeed you do." The sun rises and Celestia appears at the window. Everypony but Twilight bows. Twilight shouts "Princess Celestia!" Twilight runs to Celestia and they nuzzle each other. Celestia says "Twilight Sparkle, my faithful student. I knew you could do it." Twilight says "But... you told me it was an old pony tale." Celestia replies Twilight's statement with "I told you that you needed to make some friends - nothing more. I saw the signs of Nightmare Moon's return, and I knew it was you who had the magic inside to defeat her. But you could not unleash it until you let true friendship into your heart. Now if only another will as well." We all look at Luna and Celestia walks over to her. She says "Princess Luna." Luna wakes up and gasps. Celestia continues with "It has been a thousand years since I have seen you like this. Time to put our differences behind us. We were meant to rule together, little sister." Everypony exclaims "Sister?" Everypony leans forwards but Pinkie goes too far and falls with a "Whoa!" Luna jumps up to her and nuzzles her. "I missed you so much, big sister." Celestia says "I missed you too." They're both in tears. Pinkie asks "Hey! You know what this calls for?" I teleport everypony to Ponyville. "A party!" We start the party. Twilight looks a bit down down so I transform into a lizard and teleported onto her head. I looked into her eyes and ask "What's wrong? Don't wanna go back to Canterlot because you don't wanna leave your friends?" She nods. I whisper "Celestia's coming. Act natural." I teleport to the rest. I transform into a balloon. Celestia asks "Why so glum, my faithful student? Are you not happy that your quest is complete and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?" Twilight answers her question with "That's just it. Just when I learn how wonderful it is to have friends, I have to leave them." Celestia says "Spike, take a note, please." Spike takes out a parchment and quill and starts to write. "I, Princess Celestia, hereby decree that the unicorn Twilight Sparkle shall take on a new mission for Equestria. She must continue to study the magic of friendship. She must report to me her findings from her new home in Ponyville." The Mane Six surround her shouting congratulations. I smile. Twilight exclaims "Oh, thank you, Princess Celestia! I'll study harder than ever before!" We all cheer. I transform into my normal form and enjoy the party. After the party I ask Celestia if I could get a house. Of course she already got me one and showed me to it. It was across the road from Sugarcube Corner. I went into my house and up the stairs. I slipped into my bed and went to sleep. Author's Note The Changeling's name is Shadow.
The TicketI walk into my kitchen and go into the fridge. I get a box of biscuits and open it. I put the box over my head and open my mouth wide. I pour all the biscuits into my mouth. I close the fridge. I hear a knock at the door. I go over to the door and open it to see Twilight with Spike on her back. "Hey, Twilight, what's up?" She says "I never got your name." I say "My name is Shadow." She suggests "I was going to Sweet Apple Acres and I wondered if you wanted to come." I say "Sure!" After we were done, we were on our way to bringing the apples to the barn with Applejack. I had transformed into a dragon and carried some on my back. Spike keeps throwing apples out of the basket saying "No". Luckily I caught them all. AJ says "Thank you kindly, Twilight and Shadow, for helpin’ me out. I bet Big Macintosh I could get all these Golden Delicious in the barn by lunchtime. If I win, he’s gonna walk down Stirrup Street in one o’ Granny’s girdles!" Me and AJ laugh. Twilight says "No problem at all, Applejack. I'm glad the goal is lunchtime. All this hard work is making me hungry." Spike's next apple bounces off her head and he says "I know, right?" Twilight glares at him and says "Puh-lease, Spike. You've been lounging on my back all morning while we worked." Spike says "Exactly! You three are taking so long, I missed snack time." Twilight stomach grumbles and she says "I guess we better get some food." Spike finds an apple to his liking. "Aha!" he exclaims. Twilight notices it and says "Oh, Spike! That looks delicious!" He's about to eat it but I use my magic to give it to Twilight. She says "Thanks!" and eats it. I conjure another in my claw. I give this one to Spike. He eats it and burps out a letter. Twilight says "It’s a letter from Princess Celestia!" Spike clears his throat and begins to read. “Hear ye, hear ye. Her Grand Royal Highness, Princess Celestia of Equestria, is pleased to announce the Grand Galloping Gala, to be held in the magnificent capital city of Canterlot on the twenty-first day of… yadda-yadda-yadda… cordially extends an invitation to Twilight Sparkle plus one guest.” AJ and Twilight gasp and exclaim "The Grand Galloping Gala!" I go to Spike and whisper "Dude, watch out, everypony in Ponyville want's to go to that thing." He nods. Rainbow Dash had joined the conversation and now they are arguing. I decide to talk to the residents of Ponyville, maybe make some more friends. I had made two friends in ten minutes. A unicorn called Lyra and an earth pony called Bonbon. Lyra was only my friend because I used to be a human, and I managed to make Bonbon laugh. I decide to check up on my friends. It's raining and Rainbow Dash has a hole in the cloud above Twilight. Probably trying to win the ticket. Luckily I have made a shield above me so that I don't get wet. Twilight says "Rainbow, I'm not comfortable accepting unwanted favours. So I'd appreciate it if you'd close up that raincloud right now." Rainbow groans and says "Fine!" and closes the cloud. "That's better." She goes to eat her sandwich, but it rains on her and her food. Spike stifles a laugh while I laugh out loud. They both look surprised, but Spike laughs while Rarity takes Twilight to the boutique. We decide to follow. When we get there Rarity is wet while Twilight says "Oops! Sorry!" Rarity says "Oh, no. It’s quite all right. After all, we are…the best of friends, are we not? And you know what the best of friends do." "Uh..." "Makeover!" Rarity pulls out a screen so we can't see. "Oof!...Rarity!...Ow!...This really isn’t fixing it…I mean, thank you, but…oh, that’s too tight!" The screen is pulled back to show Twilight. She looks... well it's hard to explain. I know! I won't explain. "There! Oh, you're simply darling!" "Uh...yeah, it is kinda pretty, isn’t it?" I get out of there before things got out of hoof. I see it's stopped raining, and that Applejack is right there. "Hey there, Shadow!" she exclaims. "Hey, AJ." I say. "Stay here. Hilarity will ensue." Getting her hopes up, I go home for some experiments. I hear Twilight shout Pinkie very loud. After that, Twilight and Spike run past my window. Followed closely by the rest of town. I sigh and fly to the library. Apparently they were all there. Twilight must have teleported. I get there just as Twilight starts the letter. "Dear Princess Celestia, I’ve learned that one of the joys of friendship is sharing your blessings. But when there’s not enough blessings to go around, having more than your friends can make you feel pretty awful. So, though I appreciate the invitation I will be returning both tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala." The rest shout "WHAT?!?!" "If my friends can’t all go, I don’t want to go either." "Hey, Twilight, does this library have spiders?" I ask. "A few. Why?" "Never mind. I gotta go." I leave as quickly as possible. Oh yeah, I have arachnophobia. Anyway, end chapter!
Story Telling.I wake up in my basement and can see my unfinished experiment on my desk. It's taken me a week to get this far. I sigh. I go upstairs and look out my window just in time to hear Rainbow Dash shout "STAMPEDE!!" Oh, a stampede. Well i'll just go scare them away. Wait. What if it's a stampede of spiders?! GIANT spiders! No way man. I'm going into my nuclear bunker. If you want me, i'll be back in a month. Anyway, I have a months supply of food down here, as well as a computer! I found it on my adventure into the Everfree Forest last week. It all started when I found a bestiary of all the creatures in Equestria. There was a page about Ursa Minors, Ursa Majors, Vampire Ponies, and even humans! Humans apparently went extinct over 10,000 years ago. I found a page on giant spiders and may or may not have set it on fire accidentally on purpose. Anyway, what intrigued me the most was a creature that called itself Slendermane. I ventured out into the forest to seek out the Slendermane, since it might know valuable information. I walked into the forest and found a wrench lying on the ground. I grab it up in my metallic claw and put it in my saddlebag. I walked literally 2 yards before finding a screwdriver. I could just make this stuff, but that takes energy. It turns out that the energy not spent on the trip to Equestria was absorbed by me, making me overflow with power. Anyway, I walked on and found a Manticore sleeping on the ground. I slowly walked past to not wake it up. I kept walking and found a duck. A duck. Now, if there is one thing NerdCubed has taught me, it's that ducks are evil and all of them worship Satan. I burn the duck. Already I feel the evil presence leaving. It went down, of course. I walked along and find a river. I fly over. I find a chasm and suspect there to be a river at the bottom. I look down and regret it. I was looking straight into the void. I hope evil doesn't come out of there. I fly over the chasm and half way over my wing is shot. I hit the side of the cliff and grab onto the ledge. A cloaked figure walks over. I punch the character in the face. The hood is knocked up to reveal... nothing! Oh. It's the Headless Horsepony. I climb up and walk around him till I am right behind him. I push him into the chasm. SPLAT!! Oooooh, that's gotta hurt. I look down and see blood smeared across the wall of the chasm. He's in the void, where he belongs. I turn around and see... is that a keyboard? I go over to it and find that a computer is there. And it's my old computer! It's got tons of stuff on it! I put it into my saddlebag. I walk along for a long time with nothing happening. I finally come into a clearing and behind a tree I see a large white figure with a suit. Large. White. Suit. Slendermane. "Hey!" I shout. It turns around and is about to use a tendril or two before I say "Want to be friends?" It makes a motion as if lifting an eyebrow. I say "I know you need friends badly. And anyway, I want to know some things." So after a quick session of questions, I walk home and set up this bunker. Anyway, i'm going to sleep now. I'll see you later. One Week Later... Twilight POV I knock on Shadow's door. He doesn't answer. I knock again but louder. No answer. I quickly get frustrated and open the door. I look around his house but couldn't find him. I'm starting to get worried. I find a trap door. Probably to the basement. I open it and go down. I find a desk with some sort of device on it, but no sign of Shadow. I see a door with a sign that says 'NUCLEAR BUNKER' on it. I try to open it but it's locked. I knock on the door. I hear a groan on the other side, then Shadow's voice. "Go away." I say "No Shadow, where have you been for the last week?" I hear him say "In here." I say "Well we're having a party for Applejack saving Ponyville last week." I hear a crash and a loud "WHAT?!" from Shadow. He opens the door and asks "How?" I smile and begin the story of how Applejack saved Ponyville. (You probably know all about that bit, so I'll skip it.) Shadow POV Twilight told me about how Applejack saved the day. It took the whole trip for her to explain it. We get to Town Hall where a lot of things happen and Applejack gets a trophy. I didn't listen that much. When it finished, Rainbow went to practice some tricks, Rarity went to finish an order, Pinkie went to work at Sugarcube Corner, Fluttershy went to tend to her animals and Twilight went to check on Applejack. I, on the other hoof, went back to my bunker. I'll see you at the end of the month. Author's Note Sorry if it was a bit short, I got so frustrated that I just wrote the whole thing then edited it.
Gilda'Me, the author.' 'Shadow.' 'Current Narrator' Shadow POV I wake up to someone shooting water at my leg. I bring my leg up to see that water has went between the gaps in the metal and now it's sparking. I growl. I look outside my window and see Rainbow and Pinkie holding the bane of my existence. A water gun. I burn it. They gasp and I growl. "Hey! Water and electricity don't go well together! Anyway, can you get me a beer from my fridge?" They nod and go into my house and walk upstairs with a beer. "Thanks. Now scram!" They scram. I open my beer with my fang and drink it. I sigh. Now I can't use my front right leg or my right eye until I replace the circuits. I transform into my pony form. It's a pegasus mare with a dark grey coat, a red and black striped mane and tail styled to cover my right eye and red eyes. Plus, I don't have robotic parts, so I can use my front right leg and right eye, which is good! My cutie mark is a red lightning bolt with grey wings. Nopony knows about this disguise, so i'm going to not tell them it's me. I call it Shadow Bolt. I go to see Slendermane. I see Pinkie Pie sitting down in the middle of the path. "What's wrong?" I ask, no emotion in my voice. "Rainbow Dash is having fun with Gilda and ignoring me." she says. "Who's Gilda?" "Rainbow's Gryphon friend from flight school." "Don't Gryphon's eat meat?" "I don't know." "Hmmm... Anyway, bye." I walk away. 3... 2... 1... "Wait a minute!" I stop and look at her. "You're new!" "Yes." "I need to throw you a welcome party!" "Sure." "Okay, bye!" She bounces off and I sigh in frustration. 'Great. I only just convinced her that I didn't want a party.' I go to visit Slendermane. On the way I find a trampoline. Pinkie drops and bounces up again. I look up to see Rainbow and Gilda on a cloud that Pinkie is jumping through. I go up to Pinkie and ask "Hey, you want any help with that?" When she comes down she says "Yes please!" I grab onto her and fly up to Rainbow and Gilda. They've raced to another cloud and are now arguing about who won. I fly Pinkie up to them, and she says something about Rainbow winning. I didn't pay attention until Gilda pulled on my wing, making me lose control and fall. I land on a cloud still holding Pinkie. "Sorry." I apologize. "Don't worry! We'll just go back up there!" "I don't think that's the best idea." I point up to a cloud a we see Gilda standing there, glaring at us menacingly. I glare right back. She stops glaring at me and watches Dash do some moves. I know she's afraid of me. I have a bucking death glare. I didn't even know I did. Maybe my eyes turned to slits. I mean that would scare anypony. Huh. I'm not sure. "Yeah, maybe you're right." "Just... go make that welcome party." "Okay!" She bounces away. I jump off the cloud and glide into the Everfree forest. I land in a tree. Spider. BURN VILE BEAST! Oh wait. I'm in a tree. Oh well, i'll just grab a frying pan. SPLAT!!! There we go. Anyway, TO SLENDERMANE! 3rd Person POV Somewhere on the outskirts of Ponyville. Gilda is seen upsetting Fluttershy, while Pinkie watches from the background. Fluttershy starts crying and Gilda flies away. Meanwhile, in the background, Pinkie is plotting a vengeful scheme. She can be heard saying "Pinkie Pie style." Later, at some sort of celebratory meeting, otherwise known as a party, Pinkie is welcoming all the guests. "Welcome! Welcome! Welcome!" In the party, you can hear a southern cowpony, otherwise known as Applejack, ask "Who's this Gilda I've heard nothin' about?" Afterwards, you can hear a highly sofisticated pony, otherwise known as Rarity, reply "I hear she's an old friend of Rainbow Dash, a gryphon. So rare." The two walk off, showing a lavender bookworm pony, otherwise known as Twilight, and a butter yellow shy pony, otherwise known as Fluttershy, or Shutterfly, talking. Meanwhile, in the Everfree forest. "Slendermane, this is a cannon. It's pretty awesome. Now, let me demonstrate how to use this device." Shadow says. He climbs into the cannon. "Slendermane, light the fuse." Uh oh, this can't be good. SHUT UP NARRATOR! PEOPLE ARE ENJOYING WHERE THIS IS GOING! I HOPE. Wha- You can't just appear and tell me what to do! YES I CAN. REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME YOU DIDN'T DO WHAT I SAID? I shiver. Okay, sir. Anyway, back to the party. Pinkie says "Gilda! I’m so honored to throw you one of my signature Pinkie Pie parties! And I really, truly, sincerely hope you feel welcome here amongst all us pony folk." They shake hands and Gilda gets shocked. It's pretty hilarious, so i'm inserting a picture of it here. Seriously though. It's bucking hilarious. A cool, cyan pony whose mane is all colors of the rainbow, otherwise known as Rainbow Dash, Rainbow Crash or Skittles, says "Oh, Pinkie Pie! The old hoof-shake buzzer! You are a scream!" Gilda forces a smile and says "Yeah." She chuckles a little. "Uh, good one, Pinkie Pie." "Come on, G. I’ll introduce you to some of my other friends." "Right behind you, Dash!" The next line is directed at a certain pink party pony. "I know what you’re up to." Pinkie replies with "Great!" Gilda groans and says "I know what you’re planning!" Pinkie giggles. "Well, I hope so. This wasn't supposed to be a surprise party." "I mean, I've got my eye on you." Pinkie leans into her face. "And I got my eye on you." She backs up. "Everyone, I’d like you all to meet Gilda, a long-time, dear friend of Rainbow Dash. Let’s honor her and welcome her to Ponyville. A lot of pranks happen to Gilda. Gilda leaves because Rainbow Dash found out about all of her bad deeds. The window is smashed and everyone looks towards it. Shadow is lying next to a shattered window. Pinkie bounces over to him and asks "Shadow! You don't know what you just missed!" Shadow stands up and says "Neither do I care, pink one, for the world is at stake!" "The world is a steak?!" "No. The world is AT STAKE!" "Whyhowwho?!" "Because I got shot out of a cannon and survived!" He shouts this while shaking Pinkie. "How is that bad?!" "I usually die when I do that!" Twilight goes over and shouts "WHAT ARE YOU SHOUTING ABOUT?!?!" Pinkie see's something. "Shadow, you landed on a foal." Shadow rolls off of the foal. The foal is a filly, and she looks just like Shadow Bolt without a cutie mark! How'd that happen, I wonder. DON'T WONDER! IT'S BAD FOR YOU! BUCK OFF! Anyway. Shadow, continue. I'm too pissed off to do it for you. Okay My blood goes cold. Nopony recognizes her. My suspicions are getting higher. I'm thinking that because of how fast I was going, my persona (Ponysona?) has become reality. Maybe because the force of the wind changed me back. But if that means what I think it means... I jump out the already smashed window, somehow my legs are dry and I can move them, and look everywhere. Soon enough, I find a baby dragon. Younger than Spike, and it has wings. It looks just like the dragon I used as a persona (Dragonsona?) in the chapter that may or may not be called 'The Ticket'. I know i'm breaking the fourth wall, but buck it. A disaster has happened. I now have 2 new roommates.
Trixie and the Ursa Minor'Me, the author' 'Narrator' 'Current Character' Shadow POV It's been a month since the Gilda incident. I like to call it that. Anyway, just to recap, I now have a filly and a dragon living with me. Shadow Bolt is just like Scootaloo. I'm taking Shadow Bolt to her first day at school, and Spark, that's what I call the dragon, because instead of fire it has sparks, to Twilight's. When I get to Twilight's, I hear Spike say "-awesome mustache." "Whoa Spike, you have an awesome mustache?" I ask. "Can Spark have one? Can I have one?" Twilight says "Sorry guys, that was just an experiment." "Yeah, but all you do is scientific brainy stuff. Turn your brain off." "I can't." "You can. Just check my brain activity. Absolutely nothing...." I stare into the distance. I can see a glow from Twilight's horn. She gasps. "That's not possible!" "It is." I go outside and there is a commotion in town square. Umm, Mr. Author, I think this is going a bit too far. Just wait a minute, minion. I'm not your minion! SHUT UP GUYS! The one time the two voices argue in my head is when I need to concentrate. What do you need to do that requires concentrating? Making a device that will get you out of my head! It's useless. You can't. Just go back to telling the bucking story. Okay, okay. Jeez. Anyway, me and Spark go to town square to find the ever boastful Trixie. Trixie starts boasting and Twilight comes at some point. Trixie says something about Ursa Majors. Applejack does something with a lasso. Trixie does something not even I could of done. She wrapped Applejack in her own rope. Rainbow says something over the lines of "You can't be boastful around here. That's my job." and dazzles the crowd with some awesome moves of absolute awesomeness. Wow. Couldn't you write a better script? Sorry, can't hear you over the awesomeness of the script. Anyway, Trixie somehow destroys Rainbow's act. Trixie insults Rarity. Rarity makes a fantastic dress out of the stage curtain. Trixie turns Rarity's mane an infinitely better color. Green. I don't think that, the script/author does. Spike almost tells her it's green, but Spark shocks him. Twilight makes THE worst excuse for anything ever. "I think I hear my laundry calling." I mean, she doesn't even have clothes! Me and the script agree on something! GASP! Trixie says something over the lines of "Trixie is far too exhausted from performing feats beyond imagination. Begone with you until morning." I hate ponies who speak in the first person. Anyway, Spike says he won't believe Trixie until she actually vanquishes an Ursa Major. So Snails and Snips go to look for one. I go and get a cupcake from Pinkie for Spark, and Spike came along. "Hey Spike, ya wanna hang out with me and Spark today?" I ask. "Sure!" he replies. I get Spike an ice cream covered in gems. I think it was a strawberry flavored ice cream with gem sprinkles. Why do they even have that? I don't wanna know, to be honest. Spark and Spike play with each other. I say "Hey guys, let's go to the park." We go hang out in the park and find that a big blue bear, an Ursa Minor, is in the park and everypony is running and screaming. "Spike." "What?" "Get Twilight." "Don't have to tell me twice!" He makes a run for the library. I realize that because Spike was with me, he won't make it in time, and transform into a dragon. I pick up the Ursa Minor and put it over my shoulder. I fly into the Everfree forest, finding a cave deep into the forest. I go in and find an Ursa Major there, along with another Ursa Minor. I put the bear down on the cave floor and walk over to the mother. "Watch where your kid wanders next time, okay? Because next time, you might not get him back." I walk out and fly back into Ponyville. Meanwhile, with Twilight and Spike... Spike says "I don't get it!" They're staring at where the Ursa Minor had once been. "It was right here." Spark keeps trying to tell them what happened. They won't listen. They spot a dragon in the distance. It looks strikingly similar to Spark. It lands and shrinks down to pony size, and changes shape to show Shadow standing there. Twilight walks over to him and asks "What happened, Shadow?" "I took the Ursa Minor back to it's mother." He says, smugly. "Ursa Minor? Spike says it was an Ursa Major." "He thought it was. So did 'The Great and Powerful' Trixie." Everypony glares at Trixie. She slowly backs away and into her trailer. I use my magic to throw her trailer into the distance. "Hey Twilight, what time is it?" "Last time I checked it was 2 pm." "Okay. I gotta go, bye!" I go to pick up Shadow Bolt from school, and we start walking home, Spark on my back. When we get home, Bolt and Spark play some Minecraft on the computer, Spark playing and Bolt watching, since Spark has claws. I go into the basement and start finishing up my experiment. When 6 pm arrives, I am nearly done. I go upstairs and make breakfast for Spark and Bolt, hearing the occasional "CREEPER!" and an explosion. I finish up the dinner and place it on the table. I walk in and press ESC on the computer and say "Dinners ready." They jump off of the chair and into the kitchen. When we're having dinner, I ask Bolt how it went at school today, and she says "I got bullied by Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon again." I say "Bolt, what you do is you don't listen. If you listen, or reply, they're just going to pick on you more. It's like trolls, really. Don't feed the trolls. If you do reply, they have more reasons to bully you." She says "Okay, thanks bro!" "You're welcome, Bolt. Hmm..." "What are you thinking about, brother?" "You remind me of my sister before I came here. I wonder where she is now..." Meanwhile, in Manehattan... An orange unicorn mare with a yellow mane and tail wakes up in a park. "What happened? Where am I? Why am I a pony?" She looks at herself, realizing something. "Wait, why am I the pony I drawn yesterday?" Author's Note What a cliffhanger, am I right? Anyway, guys, just wanted you to know, the dragon Shadow transformed into looks quite a lot like this. And Spark looks like it but Spike's shape and size.
The DragonA mountain near Ponyville... "Nearly...there..." says a certain cyborg changeling. He's been hiking up the mountain, because he's bored. Fluttershy is taking care of Spark and Shadow Bolt at her cottage, and a week before the hike he managed to finish his experiment. A computer fit for a pony. Very useful. He gets to the top of the mountain and finds a cave. "It's pretty chilly up here. I'm going to check out that cave." He walks into the cave to find a lot of gems. Like, a LOT. It's like a small mountain of gems, with a red dragon who was about to doze off, but has noticed Shadow entering. "Hey, mind if I stay here a while? It's very cold out there." The dragon shakes it's head. "Seriously, you won't know i'm here. I can transform into a dragon if me being a changeling is making you uncomfortable." The dragon seems to ponder for a moment, then nods. "Thanks." He transforms into his dragon form. He is a few feet shorter than the dragon. He goes to sleep at the far edge of the cave. Meanwhile, in Manehattan... (Sunshine POV (Mare at the end of last chapter's name)) Okay, still not sure how i'm in Equestria, but I am. Also not sure how i'm the pony that I drawn. I'm currently trying to get enough money for a train ticket to Ponyville, so that I can see if Twilight can help me get home. Wait. I just saw that pony get something out of a pocket. I look at my side. Huh, didn't know I had pockets. I put a hoof in there and grab out some coins. I count it and realize it's like 50 bits. Oh my god. That's more than enough. This must be the 50 dollars I had in my pocket before I got here. If I did, I can't remember how much money I had. I go to the train station and buy a ticket to Ponyville. I get onto the train and wait. Meanwhile, in Ponyville... (Shadow Bolt POV) Fluttershy is trying to get somepony's attention to tell them about the smoke that's coming from the mountain that brother went up. I tried telling her that it was probably just brother setting up camp, but she wouldn't listen. Me and Spark go away from Fluttershy, since she is getting so frustrated. We're about to walk away, but Twilight says "LISTEN UP!! Smoke is spreading over all of Equestria. But don't worry. I've just received a letter from Princess Celestia saying that it is not coming from a fire. It''s coming from two dragons." I walk up to Twilight. "But Twilight, my brother's out there!" "Why is he?" "He was bored so he went hiking." 1 hour later... (Shadow's POV) I am awakened by a familiar voice. "Excuse me, Mr. Dragon." I open my eyes to see the other dragon listening to Twilight Sparkle. "Oh good, you're awake. Please allow me to introduce myself. My Name is Twilight-" She is cut off by the dragon breathing in her face. "Sparkle and my friends and I are residents here in Equestria, Ponyville to be exact. We've come her to ask you and your friend that you find another spot to take your nap. It's just that you seem to be doing an awful lot of snoring, and every time you do you send out a terrible cloud of smoke. Equestria simply can't survive 100 years in a dark haze. You understand, don't you?" The dragon stands up and stretches. "So, you'll find another place to sleep?" The dragon lies back down and snores smoke into Twilight's face. It's so much that Twilight is forced to move out of the way. She moves towards me, since she probably see's my eyes. "Can I persuade you?" I reply by picking her up with my claws and flicking her out of the cave. I pretend to go back to sleep. Rarity tries charming the dragon but to no avail. Pinkie does... something. Rainbow Dash bucks the dragon in the face. I get up and slam my mouth closed on Rainbow. I fill my mouth with electricity to shock her. Me and the dragon peek outside and see the mane six... minus Rainbow Dash. I spit her out to the shock of everypony there. She looks like she's been hit by a lightning bolt. The dragon pushes them against a wall... which breaks revealing Fluttershy. She flies up to the dragon and lands on it's snout. She walks right up to it's eye while saying something. I couldn't really hear it since i'm too far away. She uses the stare. "But that rainbow one kicked me." A few more of Fluttershy's words and the dragon starts to cry. Fluttershy then glides off of the dragon and the rest of the mane six cheer. The dragon then flies away, never to be seen for at least 2 seasons. Maybe more. Anyway, they were now glaring at me. I chuckle. I transform into my changeling form. They gasp. "Hey guys, let's go home." I pick up Rarity with my forelegs and Pinkie Pie rides on my back. Fluttershy carries Twilight and Rainbow carries Applejack. Later, in Ponyville... We land and put our friends onto the ground. I instantly recognize the orange mare looking around. "Sis?" I ask. She looks up at me. "Why are you here?" "Who are you?" she asks. "It's a little hard to believe, but it's me, your bro." "I don't believe you." "Okay then... your favorite color is yellow." "Yes, but you could of said that because of my mane." "Your favorite video game is Minecraft." "Ponies shouldn't even know about that...right?" "No they shouldn't." "Okay I believe you now." "Okay, you're gonna be living with me for a while, so wait here. I need to pick something up." I go into the library to find Spike, Spark and Shadow Bolt playing with Fluttershy's animals. "Oi, we're going home." Several groans and an introduction later, we are all at home, having dinner. I go to bed earlier than everypony else, I've had a long day, i'm sure you can tell.
