Day of the Granpappy 2: revenge of the electric boogaloo in space

by Swimmingly

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Rainbow Dash, Original Character, Comedy, Adventure, Sex
Length: 1062

Granpappy is an old stallion but he soon learns that every life is valuable. In a freak spaghetti accident he learns his purpose and goes on a crusade against evil, only to discover himself along the way.

Granpappy is an old stallion he's seen a lot and done a lot that's he's not proud of, his 28 years as cop allowed him to get a front row seat to see the under belly of Equestria. He thought his combat training would prepare him for any situation.
And it had.
Until now...

Granpappy discovers a plot to overthrow the princesses that only he can stop, how can our hero stand up against the embodiment of evil.

Will he be successful...

Published 2014-04-25 11:50:03 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-25 11:50:03 UTC

Dawn

Dawn

Granpappy was sittin at his desk watching the latest episode of my little porn. One hand was dropping spaghetti. The other hand was fappin.

"Oh renboo stick you wing up my bum" moaned fluttershy.

"Shure thing love" rainbow said.

"Granpappy came and blacked out 30 seconds in.

When Granpappy came too he was bound and gagged in a wedding dress.

Sirius black was waxin Patrick batemans back.

Morpheus came up and was all like "neo were sending you back... Back into the gaytrix"

Granpappy came and blacked out again.

When Granpappy awoke he was covered in poo in fluttershy head. Fluttershy was actually renboo.

He fell out of fluter shutes lubed up anal cavity.

He was drowning in Santorum, but then Swimmingky came up and saved Granpappy. Swimmingly has no gender. Swimmingly is legion.

"Ah cheers m8, I was drowning in the by product of gay anal sex" the sopping smelling grey old stallion.

"You smell get away from me faggot... I only saved you because it is my duty as a hero" it said with disdain.

Fluttershy started to decompose before the two ponies eyes.

Granpappy whipped out his tiny cock and fapped until he could no longer.

He blacked out.

When Granpappy awoke, he was bound and gagged to a chandelier in Swimminglys dinning room.

Swimminglys house was like bigger than celestia's.

The grandmaster of evil swimmingly was having a dinner party, they all took turns shooting the grey old stallion with aids. By the end of the first course Granpappy had more than 3000 AIDS's

He was still recovering from the sick rot he got from scootaloo. After Swimminglys guests were gone it lowered Granpappy down into a flaming fire pit of fire, where the table was.

Granpappy was unfased he used his mental prowess to cum buckets and extinguish the flames.

Swimmingly simply used its superior magic to glue a condom onto the stallion.

"Noooooooo" roared Granpappy with gayness in his throat.

"You should've never tried to trade blows with me, I am eternal" with that Swimmingly erupted into a lava.

"Oooh you can lava, I'm soooooo scared" Granpappy taunted. "I have the power of spaghetti as you can see by cutie mark" when he finished spaghettipovalypse rained down upon Swimmingly.

Swimmingly dodged obviously.

After that swimmingly punched Granpappy in the cutie mark and he died.

Swimmingly started desecrating the dead stallions asshole.

The immense size of Swimminglys met-pseudo-phallus revived Granpappy, and he came buckets and blacked out.

When he woke up he was gagged and bound with his legs behind his ears.

He saw a large machine moving towards with a large stallion hood on it aimed directly at his gaping asshole.

Around the room, the many aristocratic gents were all twiddling their moustaches saying "HNNNNNNNYEAH"

Swimmingly emerged, dressed in a A bane Mask.

"You have a choice, life as my bitch or death" Swimmingly!Bane said.

Granpappy attempted to reply but the phallic gag down his throat prevented it.

He thrashed around stupidly, his asshole opened in anticipation as the rapey machine inched further.

" ah I so you've noticed my personal assistant C.H.A.D or Chocolate Dick Anus Destroyer" Swimmingly laughed manically, as did all the aristocratic gents.

Granpappy tried to reply but he was so restarted he forgot he was gagged.

"I am your doom we will probs have a fite at tha end" swimmingly spoiled.

Then the author descended from on high and said hi.

Swimmingly used its horn on the author and it died.

Seeing this Granpappy once again came buckets and blacked out.

When he awoke he was bound and gagged with magic cloud chains, he looked around and saw renboo flying around throwing rocks at scootaloo.

"Stop fucking around agent renboo, if you didn't notice we have the captive, do your work" boomed the non-descript voice of Swimmingly.

"Oh yeah sorry luv" said renboo, while winging fluttershy's bum.

Renboo quickly dashed into her kitchen and came back with a few plastic tubs under her arms, upon further inspection he realised the tubs were filled with spaghetti.

Granpappy soon became aware of a hole in renboos cloud floor. She opened up the tubs and started to drop the spaghetti down the hole.

Granpappy let out an anguished scream "stop, this is between me and swimmingly just leave the sgetti out of it"

"Good then giv us what we want then luv" renboo replied britishly, whilst being a chimney sweep.

"What must I do" Granpappy asked his lips dripping with sgetti.

Swimmingly then teleported in to the room, and punched Granpappy in the mouth causing him to vomit sgetti.

"Gargle bl argyle gargle bler" garbled Granpappy.

"Stop vomiting faggot" Swimmingly said.

Soon enough Granpappy stopped vomiting long enough for him to ask "what do I need to do, all mighty Swimmingly?"

With that Swimmingly pulled out a pirate hat and eye patch "you'll be infiltrating the royal pirate navy, and impersonating the captain" Swimmingly said.

"Oh my gosh that's liek mah biggest fantasy" Granpappy fanboyed gayly.

He came buckets and blacked out.

When Granpappy woke up he was bound and gagged dressed as a pirate in the back of a special utility vehicle. Renboo was driving and Swimmingly was in the passenger seat.

"Ah you're awake, finally, we're about 15 minutes away from the drop off point" Swimmingly said flatly.

"Yeah, we're gonna drop you of up ere then luv" renboo said.

"Mmm mmmm grmmmmph phmmmph mmmmm" Granpappy tried to speak through his gag.

The two in the front, ignored the gagged stallion in the back, and continued driving towards the drop off point. The anticipation caused Granpappy to cum buckets and black out.

When he woke up he was bound and gagged, lying on the floor. Standing above him was Swimmingly and renboo. He was still wearing a pirate outfit.

"It is time for you to go Granpappy, Renboo untie him"

"Sure thing luv" renboo pressed a button on Granpappy's harness and all the straps came  undone.

"Go on luv be free" renboo said as she patted him on the rump.

"Yes get out of here, but before you go I should tell you we've placed a communication device up you asshole, well use it to receive updates and give you commands, bitch" Swimmingly told the pirate imposter.

And with that Swimmingly and renboo were gone in a flash of black light...