What's The Worst That Could Happen?

by askshadowthepikachu

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Crossover, Alternate Universe, Comedy
Length: 1555

Ski, Silver, both the Shadows, Issi and others travel through a land of acid trippiness. (Warning: May contain 'What the hell is going on' read at own risk.)

I decide to write a crossover fanfic involving my Alicorn OC. What's could possibly go wrong? (Warning: May contain traces of 'what the hell is going on?' Read at own risk.)
Ski and friends travel through trippy junk. Lots of it.
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There are no ponies in this story until about 500 words through. Please be patient.

Original on DeviantART.)
(Ski belongs to RoyalBlueBlur on DeviantART.)

((Cover image is found here: http://ravenshadow8294.deviantart.com/art/Shadow-the-Pikachu-446700007 ))

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-25 13:10:03 UTC

The One And Only Chapter.

“I-is it safe to go out yet?”  Whispers the girl.

“It’s never safe to go out.”  An older woman tells her.  “There always out there. They wait for us to come out so they can kill us.”

“But it’s been eleven years!”  “AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM GOING TO KILL YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!11!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”  Sonic randomly broke through the wall.

“Holy sh-ow!”  The girlz arm was being eaten by Sonic. “Jesus Christ man!  What the flip?”

By the way the girls name was Ski and that’s completely against copyright!  XD!

Mephiles the two tailed fox randomly appeared out of nowhere and grabbed a Desert Eagle and shot Sonic.  Sonic just ran over to him and started chewing on his arm.

Silver randomly smashed through the wall and grabbed the girl. “FREEDOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

The old woman stood there.  “What the-“  She was shot in the head by Mephiles’ Desert Eagle.

Shadow the Pikachu randomly smashed through the wall right next to the place where Silver had.

“Did you guys know that that green guy outside?  HE’S SELLING PILLS!  AND GUESS WHAT I DID?!  I ATE THEM!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!”  Shadow screamed as she ran off on a crazy rave.

Shadow smashed through the wall next to place where Shadow the Pikachu had next to Silver next to Mephiles next to Sonic.

“Guys!  Did the other Shadow already tell you?!?  VECTOR GAVE ME PILLS!!!!”  Shadow jumped into the air and for some odd reason his hair changed to Amy’s and he started chewing Sonic on the arm.

Ski grumbled.  “Okay, I’m going to find this “Vector” guy.”

9,001 YEARS LATER

Ski had gone off on her deadly awesome quest and Sonic and friends had decided to follow her.

“Hey, did Silver take some of those pills to?  He must have taken too much because you and Shadow stopped 8,000 years ago.”  Asked Ski.

“Oh no, Silver has always been like that.”  Sonic answered.  “He got hit by a brick a few years after we met.”

“He might have a very minor case of very serious brain damage.”  Shadow the Pikachu said.

“What was he doing when it happened?”  asked Mephiles.

“He was playing Portal 2.”  Replied Shadow the hedgehog.

“Oh.”  Said Mephiles.  “Well that explains why he’s constantly singing the Companion Cube’s song.”

“Hey guys look!”  Ski shouted.  “We’re here!”

Silver ran up to the strange looking portal that had the sign pointing to it that said “Vector waz here”.

“I WANNNA TTOOOOOOUUUUUUCCCCHHHHH IIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!”  He yelled as he jumped through the portal.

Sonic fainted.

Shadow and Shadow face palmed.

Mephiles reloaded his Desert Eagle.

Silver giggled like a stupid 4 year old who had stuck a crayon up his nose.

Ski and her friends looked at each other before jumping into the portal after Silver.

“AGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! HELP!!! IT’S OOOONNNN MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!”  Shadow the hedgehog whimpered.

Shadow the Pikachu replied.

“It’s just a pony!”

“But Vector came here!”  Shadow the Hedgehog screamed back.

“Hey! I found some pills!  AND I AAAATE THEEEEEEMMMMM!!!”  the Alicorn yelled.

“Sonic!  Haaaaaalllllppppp!”  Shadow yelled as he continued to be batted to death by the drugged Alicorn.

“UHVVHFFNHVHFJFDVJFDKODVJIUFDUFNFHHUIJIFURHGUIOWKKDNAJNUAAIDADJIU.”

“Jesus Silver shut up.”  Mephiles yelled as he slapped Silver in the face.

“Hey hey hey hey!  You know a fun game?”  Silver shouted in Shadow the hedgehog’s ears.  “UGGGHHH.  What is it now Silver?”

“But do you know what it’s called?”

“No, no I don’t.  Tell me BEFORE I RIP THIS PONY’S HEAD OFF!”

Silver went silent for 10 seconds, until he realised what Shadow said.

“It’s...........”

“Yeah?” Everyone, including the Alicorn said in unison.

“It’s...........”

All the sudden Silver’s eyes went all wide but then back to small again.

“W-What happened?”  He groaned.

“Silver? Is that really you speaking?”  Sonic asked.

“Yeah.  You’re just going to have to deal with my MPD for the rest of our lives.”  He said in a scary voice.

“What’s that?”  asked Shadow the Pikachu.

“MPD is Multiple Personality Disorder.  Can’t you guys remember that Tails had that for the first few years of his life?”

“Oh Yeah, I remember that!”  Sonic said.

“Wait a second.”

“How did you get the busted arm?”  Shadow the hedgehog said pointing towards Sonic arm.

“Tails.”  Sonic replied.

“What?”  The Alicorn shouted.  “Tails would never do such a thing!”

“How do you know?”  Mephiles asked.

The Alicorn pulled a disturbing face and went up to each of their ears.

“I watch you guys while you sleeeeppppp.....”

“Wait? What!”  Shadow the Pikachu said as she slapped the Alicorn in the face.  “Pervert!”

The Alicorn went up to Sonic and whispered in his ear.

“I’m Isabelle the Alicorn and I know all your secrets.....”

Isabelle pointed towards Shadow the hedgehog.

“Shadow!  Every night before you go to bed you wear women clothes to see what it would be like to be the opposite gender!”

Shadow blushed.

“Shaaaaadoooow?  Is that true?”  Silver asked.

Isabelle pointed towards Mephiles.

“You, Mephiles!  The only reason you carry that damn Desert Eagle around is because you want to impress the ladies!”

Shadow the Pikachu stared at Mephiles and slowly backed away.

Isabelle smugly smiled at Sonic.

“Sonic! You have a massive crush on Amy!”

“Nooooo!  My creepy secret! It’s been revealed!”  Sonic cried as he acted all dramatic like Rarity and went next to a tree and whimpered.  “Don’t look at me!”

Umm... Okay...”  Shadow, Mephiles, the other shadow, Silver, Ski and Isabelle all said in unison.

“Ski! You have U.Y.O!”

“What’s that?”  Silver asked.

“It stands for Unhealthy Yaoi Obsession!”

“Eeeewwwww......”  Mephiles groaned.

Isabelle slapped him.  “I LIKE IT TOO!”

“Silver!  The only reason you tyred to kill Sonic in Sonic Next Gen was because you needed it for the cash!”

“Wait, what’s Sonic Next Gen?”  Shadow, Silver and Sonic asked.

Isabelle stared with a blank face.  ‘Oh yeah!  That one never happened!  Damn Elise!’ “It’s umm... a type of shorts?”  She sarcastically shrugged with a cheesy grin.

“I tyred to kill Sonic in someone’s shorts?!?”  Silver said as his face turned green.

“Umm.... yeah... don’t worry, they were clean.”  Isabelle whispered.

“Shadow the Pikachu!  The only thing you are afraid of is Pokeballs!”

“What? That’s crazy!  Hehe...he...”  Shadow lied.

“.....................”  Everyone stared at Shadow.

“Okay! That’s enough!”  Isabelle yelled.  “I need to go get you guys a place to sleep.”

“What? So you can just watch us again?”  Silver asked.

“No, it’s just you guys don’t look like you’ve had sleep in 9,001 years!”

“Yeah.... that’s true....”  Ski shrugged.  “We’re looking for this guy called Vector? Do you know him by any chance?”

“You mean that green dragon thing?  Yeah... sorry for my rave before.   He actually gave me sherbet but He was giving it to an over powered moon raiser!  So what did he expect?”   Isabelle giggled.

“You raise the moon?  Isn’t that Luna’s job?”

Shadow the Hedgehog asked.

“Nah, I was just kidding.  I don’t raise the moon or have godly powers, I was just born like this.”

“But do you know Vector?”  Silver asked.

“Yeah.  He passed through here a few years ago.  About three?  Yeah, three.”  She pondered.

“Dang it!  We gotta go!”  Ski got into her ninja pose and slinked away.

Isabelle grabbed her with her magic.  “Wait!  It’s night time!  We’ve been here for too long!  If you stay out the Vamponies might get you!”

Shadow shrugged.  “Uh, that doesn’t really matter.”

“Why?”  Shadow the Pikachu asked him.

Shadow the hedgehog turned away.  “Umm... no reason.”

“Hmm... okay...”

“Okay guys!  Let’s go! Isabelle is right; we really need some sleep after 9,001 years.”

Silver shouted.

“Okay! Let’s go!”  Sonic yelled.

“Umm.... guys?”  Shadow said.

“What?”  Silver asked.

“Well, it’s just the other Shadow has been acting weird ever since night time and Vamponies were mentioned.”  Shadow the Pikachu pointed towards Shadow the hedgehog.

“You don’t think...”  They both said in unison.

“Nah...”

“Okay guys!  See ya!  Twilight has some spare beds.”  Isabelle said.

“Bye!”  Ski yelled back.  “Man, this is the busiest 9,001 years I’ve ever had!  Hey, where’s the Shadow’s?”

“Oh, there outside.”  Mephiles said.

“What? But Isabelle told us about the Vamponies!”

Silver walked through the door only to see everyone staring at him.  “What? It wasn’t me!  For whatever you’re talking about...”

“Where are the Shadows?!”  Twilight yelled.

“Oh! There outside.”

“Oh no! Mephiles!  You were right!  But what about the Vamponies?”

Shadow was sitting on top of Sugar Cube Corner.

Shadow the Pikachu came up behind him.  “Hey! We’re meant to be at Twilight’s!”

“I don’t want to go.”  Shadow replied, not even looking at shadow the Pikachu.

“But the Vamponies will come!  That’s no good!”

“Hmph.  As if I care.”  Shadow answered.

Shadow the Pikachu sighed.  “Fine!  I’ll leave you out here to get blood sucked!”

Shadow dashed away towards the library.

Shadow turned back for a bit.  “Maybe for once someone is right around here.”

Shadow jumped down from the top of Sugar Cube Corner only to come face to face with Pinkie.  “Gah! Who are you?”

Then he noticed that she had fangs and had blood dripping from them.  “Vamponies!” Shadow yelled as he ran away like a 6 year old that had just seen a spider crawling up their arm.

“Wow!  I didn’t know my Nightmare Night costume would have that affect on ponies!”

Pinkie giggled as she pulled out some fake fangs and kept sipping on her raspberry milkshake.

Shadow ran into the Library and started screaming.  “Vamponies!  Vamponies! There was one right outside that Bakery place!”

Twilight gasped.  “Really?”

Shadow ran up to her with the most un-Shadowy face ever and squealed.  “Yes!  It had fangs and a creepy cloak and wings and blood and red eyes and EVERTHING YOU WOULD SEE ON A OVERSIZED MOSQUITO!”

Silver stared at Shadow.  “Did it bite you?”

“Umm... I can’t remember....”  Shadow groaned.

Everyone slowly backed away from Shadow.

“Mephiles!  Knock him out!”  Shadow the Pikachu screamed.

Mephiles came up behind Shadow and banged him in the head with the back of the Desert Eagle.

Everything went black.

END.

I know what you guys are probably thinking "That’s the end?"

Nope.  It's a Work In Progress.  (All of this text is 4 months old, ignore it.)

So yeah, expect more.