Author's Note
Ted and Dougal were Bronies, before it was cool....
Father Ted Clopfic
Father Ted and Father Dougal were asleep in bed, in separate beds. It had been a hard day's work making their song My Lovely Horse for the Eurovision Song Contest of 1996.
Meanwhile in another universe. Twilight Sparkle, the sexy purple Unicorn was crying tears of joy. She was moved by Ted's and Dougal's romantic song about their love for horses.
Thus she used her Unicorn powers to summon them both onto her bed. Ted and Dougal looked around the room in confusion.
"Dougal.... where in God's name are we?" Ted shouted.
"Ah, Ted. I don't know! Hey look a Unicorn!" a stupid grin came across his face as he saw Twilight from across the room, whom was looking at him with bedroom eyes.
"Hello there." said Ted sexfully as he gave the Unicorn bedroom eyes.
"Oh, Ted and Dougal please sing to me My Lovely Horse while you fuck me."
Both of the handsome Humans nodded, followed by pulling down their pants to reveal their giant mighty monster cocks, that were even bigger than Big McIntosh's penis.
Ted walked up to Twilight and began fucking the Unicorn's mouth with his mighty penis, driving it deeply down into her throat. While Dougal came from behind and stuffed his mighty penis down the Unicorn's throat and used his fingers to stroke through her tail.
Twilight moaned aloud, she was a master of dealing with giant penises. Both of the Humans continued to slam their giant monster penises into the sexy Unicorn. The Unicorn squealed in delight as both of the well hung Humans began to sing 'My Lovely Horse', which excited the Unicorn words beyond description.
And to make things even better, the red sexy lobster man, that smelled of garbage and rotten fish, whom was known as Zoidberg walked in with a massive penis at the ready.
"Whoop whoop whoop! Zoidberg is here to make this a glorious foursome!" shouted Zoidberg as he was clicking his claws excitedly.
Ted went underneath the Unicorn and stuffed his mighty penis up her pussy. That allowed Zoidberg to stuff his massive cock into the Unicorn's muzzle.
Twilight moaned in pure bliss, she was being fucked in all holes, by two Humans and a handsome Lobster Man. Truly a great foursome tale to be remembered through the ages. A tale that will be passed down from father to child until the end of time and beyond. And be told of it's sheer awesomeness across the multiverse.
The two Humans and the Lobster Man continued to slam their giant mighty penises into the Unicorn.
"Whoop whoop whoop!" Zoidberg shouted as he blasted cum into the Unicorn's mouth.
Twilight swallowed Zoidberg's delicious semen, that tasted of garbage, rotten fish and tartar sauce. Zoidberg had a super penis, so his penis was still hard. For Zoidberg's penis was one of most powerful penises in the multiverse.
Zoidberg now sang along side Father Ted and Father Dougal as they all kept fucking the Unicorn together.
Across time and space other Zoidberg Space God Lobster Men were masturbating as they watched Zoidberg and two Humans fucking the Unicorn.
One such Zoidberg, whom dressed in golden power armor was sat on his golden throne. He was the God Emperor of Lobster Men.
"Whoop whoop whoop! This is so sexy!" he shouted as he clicked his claws excitedly.
And so the God Emperor of Lobster Men teleported himself into the universe. And so the God Emperor of Lobster Men banished the other Zoidberg to a universe of singing Justin Biebers.
"Whoop whoop whoop! Behold, my mighty penis!" he shouted.
The God Emperor of Lobster Men replaced the old Zoidberg and stuffed his even more mighty terrifying penis the down the Unicorn's throat.
Twilight was now moaning even louder, she was being fucked by Father Ted, Father Dougal and the God Emperor of Lobster Men. The foursome truly was now the best foursome in the multiverse.
Song and tales will be told of such a great sexy time. Across the the multiverse Aliens, Robots, Ponies, Human and Lobster Men were masturbating to this hot Human, Pony and Lobster Man action.
Their giant penises were truly terrifying to behold. And their monster cock only got bigger as they continued to fuck the Unicorn.
Justin Bieber walked into the room with his tiny penis standing shamefully at the ready.
"Can I join?" he said in his girly pussy ass voice.
Twilight Sparkle, Father, Dougal and the God Emperor of Lobster Men glared angrily at Justin Bieber.
"Begone heretic!" Emperor Zoidberg shouted.
And thus Justin Bieber was teleported into another universe, in the middle of jungle. Where he got eaten by a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
The sexy time continued with the Unicorn. All three massive monster cocks were still pounding the sexy Unicorn.
God Emperor Zoidberg pulled his massive penis out from the Unicorn's sucking muzzle and began cock slapping her cross the face with his fearsome gonad.
Emperor Zoidberg used his Lobster Man magic to summon garbage. Garbage rained down from the ceiling, covering all four in garbage. The intoxicating smell of garbage made the foursome between all four even hotter.
They pulled their giant cocks out from the Unicorn. All four kissed and licked the Pony pussy of the Unicorn as they held her close, while they rolled around the room with her as they smeared themselves in garbage.
They stood up when all four were covered in garbage. God Emperor Zoidberg stuffed his mighty penis up the Unicorn's butthole, while Ted went underneath and fucked the Unicorn up the pussy. And Dougal fucked the Unicorn's muzzle, stuffing his mighty penis down her throat.
"Whoop whoop whoop!" shouted the God Emperor Zoidberg as he slammed his mighty penis into the Unicorn.
Human penis and Lobster Man's penis were united in peace and harmony as they fucked the Unicorn. It was truly a wonderful display of romance. Much better than Twilight.
And so this tale comes to an end. But the war of survival is a war without end.
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