Chapter 1: In the castle: The first and second assassination
Shadow and Luna were playing Mortal Kombat: Deception and Shadow was winning, he won round one with his special move. During round 2 Shadow heard someone call his name.
"SHADOW!" yelled the voice again. Shadow jumped in his seat and lost round 2, he paused the game.
"Let me go see whoever called my name." said Shadow to Luna, Luna nodded in reply and ordered some Domino's pizza for the two of them. Shadow ran down his secret underground place behind his throne and got into his assassination gear, then he ran outside.
"Who called my name?" Shadow challenged, looking around the royal courtyard.
"I did." exclaimed Prince Blueblood. Shadows awesome alicorn wings were spread and his horn glowed to be ready for anything that came in his way, until a pizza slice flew from the sky glowing with Luna's magical light blue aura. Shadow took it in his hoof and ate it.
"Thanks Luna!" he yelled up at her.
"You're welcome!" yelled Luna in the royal canterlot voice. Shadow looked back at Blueblood.
"Now, what do you want?" sneered Shadow, wings spread, ready to fight.
"I want your throne!" yelled Blueblood extremely angrily.
"No. Now who's the better Prince, The Alicorn or The Unicorn?" asked Shadow as he walked up to Blueblood. Blueblood was obviously intimidated by Shadow and squeaked out, "The unicorn..."
"Wrong. I am." corrected Shadow. "Now, who deserves the throne?" asked Shadow.
"Me." whispered Blueblood. "How about we have a magic only battle for the throne?" suggested Blueblood with a sneer on his face.
"Ok." said Shadow, "Whosoever wins the magic only battle, gets the throne." The two colts fought almost to the death, Shadow was winning, he was about to finish Blueblood off. Blueblood was coughing blood and choking on it, he raised his flank in the air to signify his defeat. "Let me finish you off." said Shadow quietly as he slowly stabbed his assassin blade through Bluebloods heart, finishing him off for good.
Shadow went to the cremation place after he took off his suit, the people there asked how he was killed, Shadow just said tstarted hat he found him lying on the ground dead.
The next day
Now that Blueblood was out of the way Shadow needed to get Celestia out of the way. Later in the evening, when the princess was reading Twilights letters, Shadow went into his secret assassin room and got into his assassin outfit. He slowly snuck up between Celestia's throne and the wall, got his blade ready and stabbed through the chair directly into Celestia's heart. Luna looked at Shadow with a confused expression on her face.
The next day
"Hey Luna, I think we should remodel the throne room to look more cozy and nice instead of all cold and white." suggested Shadow as he melted down Celestias gold throne and turned it into a statue of Derpy, just because Derpy is an extraordinarily nice pony and, deserves a statue. Luna started to remodel. The throne room looked more like a log cabin living room now, and it felt so warm and cozy in the throne room now instead of how it felt before.
Chapter 3: In the castle: Sneaking around
It was night time and Luna could not get to sleep. No matter how she positioned herself she couldn't sleep, she was thinking about Discord. Luna heard someone get out of bed and fly away, 'Must be Shadow' she thought to herself. She got out of bed and snuck to Shadows room and peeked in the door, 'Excellent he's gone I can check on Discord'.
Meanwhile
Shadow was contemplating roof jumping or using the X-Box, he chose roof jumping. He had given Inky a spell that allows her to e-mail him with her brain. 'Shadow I heard a bang coming from Discords room, Come Quick!' the message came from Inky, he quickly turned around and teleported to Inky.
"So how recent was the bang?" asked Shadow urgently, he flew through the hall, Luna wasn't in her room.
"Ummm... about 4 minutes ago." answered Inky. They went to Discords room. Shadow turned the lock with his hoof but the door was locked so he opened it with his magic. He saw Luna and Discord making out, Discord was zip-tied to the wall and trying to escape.
"Lulu?" asked Shadow as he looked into the room.
"Ewwwww!" groaned Inky as she turned away. Luna slammed the door shut (using magic) with such force that Shadow and Inky were blown through Lunas room door and window, they plummeted towards earth. Inky was screaming and trying to break their fall by using magic, but it wasn't working. Shadow tried to open his wings but they were in so much pain he couldn't. So he used a healing spell and teleported Inky up to his balcony.
Chapter 2: In the castle: Wierd stuff happens
"Hey Luna, I have this friend who is trapped in draconiquis land and I was wondering if we could combine our magic to teleport her out?" asked Shadow as they ate breakfast together.
"Sure I'd be fine with that." said Luna, "But lets go into the assassin room when we teleport her, so that she ends up there." The two alicorns went into the assassin room and teleported Shadows friend. The light blue pony had an orange mane with purple hearts on it, and her eyes were blue, green and brown. She and Discord were deeply making out.
"Inky-Belle!" exclaimed Shadow, as he ran over to greet her.
"Hi!" Inky-Belle jumped away from Discord, "He used mind control!"
"No, you asked me to make out with you!" exclaimed Discord while crossing his arms.
"But you agreed." pointed out Inky-Belle. Discord sighed and literally rolled his eyes. Suddenly Luna's and Discords eyes locked as if they were in some kind of trance. Shadow tapped Luna on the back.
"Luna?" ask Shadow, "You there?" Luna shook her head.
"Yah, I'm... I'm... I'm fine." said Luna as she looked towards the wall, distracted by the pictures of her and Shadow.
"So... you and Luna." guessed Discord. Shadow was about to talk but then Luna interrupted.
"Nope! The Cutie mark crusaders came by and were taking pictures!" Luna basically yelled at Discord. Shadow shot Luna a dirty look, as to say, 'What the hay Luna?!'.
"I'll show you to your rooms." grumbled Shadow, glaring at Luna. Shadows dark grey coat bristled when the air conditioning came on. "This is your room Inky." he pointed to the last door on the right. "My room is right across the hall, and Discord your room is right next to Inkys room." The two guests walked into their room.
"Woah! This is humongous!" yelled Inky-Belle as she flew around her room in awe.
