A new world and a new home.

Grey. The walls in this room were only grey. A table in the middle. Two chairs. I sat at one of them. In the room 2 soldiers with loaded weapons. I don't know but I never seen soldiers in an interrogation. In the room was only a lamp. Behind me a mirror. I couldn't see what was on the other side. Whatever comes now I am ready.

The door opened. The CIA agent came inside with his new $1.000 suit. He pulled his chair back and sat down and looked in my eyes.

"So Mr Kevin Accord. Do you know why you are here?" asked the agent.

"I guess because I helped my friend?" I said with a smile.

"Ah one of the clever guys hm?"

"Maybe?"

"Believe me we killed more of these guys like you who taught they are something very special."

"I am not something really special." I said.

"Why did you help your friend?"

"Because he is my friend?"

"More exact please."

"I wont talk."

"Aha ... you know if you don't speak you will get arrest."

"I don't mind. I the mission is complete."

"How could you know that we wanted to visit Turner Carter?"

"I lived long enough here to know how you ... government work."

"Aha you worked for the U.S government. Your documents tell us something other. You have not even an ID. You are like a ghost. Do you really think this could help you?"

"Pfffff hahahah."

"What´s so funny?"

"Because you think you can find my partner? Forget it you will never find him."

"We founded everyone here. N one get loose."

"But what if he is not even on this ... planet anymore?"

"Aha ... I guess you take drugs to you too?"

"No!"

"You speak weird stuff."

"What if I tell you I am not from here?"

"Then I would tell you that you are a fucking idiot which thinks he is really cool. Do you think this is a kindergarten here? We are the CIA ok. If you try to angle with us please do it but I promise you ... you are a dead man. If you angle against us you do it with the White House and the rest of the USA and the world too. Do you know which kind of power we have?"

"I aske myself who becomes crazy now?"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP! SOLDIER!"

After that one of the soldier behind me hit me with his weapon in my face.

*PUUUUH*

I spit blood.

"Do you think this could stop me?" I said with a smile.

"You don't have enough?" and the other soldier hit me again but this time much harder.

"OK listen! I think you still don't know where sit in front of you. I tell you a secret because you will be a dead man soon. We the CIA have enough power to kill the president or someone else. We are everywhere so don't try to hose us!"

"I give a fuck of your government! The president isn't my leader and you don´t tell me what I have to do. I will leave this place soon, because I have to go, still much to do."

"... hahahahahahah listen to him."

I still looked at him. I tried to catch his eyes. At the same moment he stopped with his laugh.

"20 years on Earth are enough."

" ... what ... are you?" he asked. I said nothing but suddenly I couldn't understand why but he asked it.

"PUT OFF YOUR SHIRT NOW! And show me your hip" he said.

I tried to ignore this but ... he said it again this time much louder.

"PUT OFF YOUR SHIRT OR SHALL ONE OF MY SOLDIERS HELP YOU!"

One of the soldiers behind me came closer, "Come on!" he said.

I undressed my T-Shirt and at the same moment the CIA agents colour become pale.

"Oh my god ... this ... this ... isn't true." he looked at my ... Cutie Mark.

"KEEGAN CAN YOU HEAR ME WE HAVE HERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" and at the same moment my eyes started to glow and the soldiers + the CIA agent felt to the ground. Their mobile radio on their ears gave a high and shrill sound.

"AAAAAH GOD DAMMIT STOP THAT!"

That was my chance. My chance to escape from this place once and for all and my chance to go back to my right home. I opened the door. At the floor there stood 10 mans in suits. All of them aimed her pistols at me but at the same time all of them lied on the ground and tried to get their mobile radio out of their ear.

"AAAAAAAAAA GOD FUCK WHAT IS THIS AAAAAAH MY EARS!!!!"

"Hey dude I borrow this key of you ok? I will park your nice Motor Bike at the garage where you guys founded me. So don't worry I try not to do an accident."

I took the key left the building and drove with this nice new Motor Bike away. Man we need cars and all this stuff in Equestria too.

I drove away. It don´t need long until in the news came an information about a crazy guy who escaped from a police apartment. I had to laugh. I mean I am only a normal unicorn and I bet 10 CIA agents and two elite soldiers. I drove over 200 in a 100 zone. There was a radar trap. Of course it trapped me but I showed it my middle finger too. Ah fingers. The last time where I can use them. So I guess it worth to do that before I will loose them forever. I don't miss them. HAHA that was nice. I did it because I will leave this crazy planet now. So I give a fuck what happen now. The princess will be very proud of me. Mission complete time to leave earth and time to go home.

As I arrived the garage I went to the wall where Luna appeared. OK this are the last moments here. I wont miss the earth. To much is wrong here. Of course it is stupid but ... I can only hope that they will change one day.

A light appeared. I didn't have much time so I walked through the gate and ...

I am back. At first I had problem to stay on my legs again. But I had my horn back and my nice white skin. As I looked around I was in the Canterlot Castle.

"Welcome back Swordfighter!" said a familiar voice. It was one of the royal guards. Ah good to be back.

I don't know but ... I found it funny. xD