Chapter 5: If a pony becomes wores as my mum O_O

I woke up in the morning. One was sure, the bed was to small for a human. My back hurts. I hope they can do bigger beds for me. As I woke up I hit my head on a shelve, it hurts but the good thing was I wasn't tiered anymore. I went to the bathroom. It had a small bath and a sink.

I took a bath, attack some fresh clothes then I went downstairs to Twilight. She made breakfast. I noticed there was only vegetable food. No meat. If I would told her humans eat meat too, ... I think this would afraid about me.

"Hey Josh I did some breakfast. Are you hungry?" asked Twilight and I saw a table full of fruits and bread. It looked delicious.

"Hey Twi oh thanks man." Wait, fruits, apples? How? How is this possible? Its another world there shouldn't be apples or bread.

"Something wrong? Don't humans like bread or fruits?" asked Twilight.

"Yes of course, I am just worried about that you eat the same like human does. Our planets are really very similar." said Josh.

"Oh leastwise you haven't to die of hunger." she smiled.

"Hey have you anything planned for today?" asked Twilight.

"Nah not really, I wanted to see Ponyville but I know you want to ask me some questions." said Josh.

"If you want to see Ponyville ..." Twilight got abort.

"No no I know how much important is it for you to know everything about humans and their world." said Josh.

"Oh ok thank you Josh because the most ponies are on edge if I start to ask them questions." said Twilight and rolled with her eyes.

"Aha really?" asked Josh.

"Yea because I don't find an end if I started to ask somepony." said Twilight and smiled.

"Oh if it will to much I will stop you ok?" said Josh.

"Ha ha ok but thanks for your time Josh." said Twilight.

"Hey no problem, you answered my questions too and this took your time too." and Josh knocked on her shoulder like a friend.

"Ok can we start now?" asked Twilight.

"Of course." said Josh.

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"Ok Josh tell me about your world how it looks like there?" she started.

"Ok first it looks very similar with yours I noted. Ehm as you seen I was very surprised about your food because we humans eat the same as you. On our world there are trees, grasses, rivers, mountains animals too like here. We have deserts, polar cubs and ... normal living zones like here different climatic zones. We have 4 seasons: Spring, Sommer, Fall and Winter. Our Earth lay in a solar system like your planet. Our planet is the third one in this system. Our planet lay exact in the "habitable zone" that's the reason why life is possible on earth it is not to hot or to cold that's why the earth is the only planet in our system which have life."

"Hmmmmm nice. Where do you live?" asked Twilight and with her horn she hold a notebook and wrote down everything I´ve said.

"I live on the continent North America. We have 7 continents. North America, South America, Europe, Asia, Australia, Africa and the Arctic. North America is bordered in the Unite States Of America USA and Canada and our world is bordered in countries too. Our world looks complete different of yours. Humans build big cities, with skyscrapers, skyscrapers are high buildings. There are smaller cities too called villages. I life in Washington. Its the place where the President have his home. The president of the USA Barack Obama is the mightiest man in the world maybe like your princess. In cities there live millions of humans and worldwide there are hmmm I think 7 Billion people."

"WHAT 7 Billion people? WOHA! How many countries exist on your earth?" asked Twilight.

"Ehmmm exact 193 countries." I said.

"WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" asked Twilight and gave a gasp.

"Whats wrong?" I asked.

"Josh 193 countries...this is crazy ... why? Is there no solidarity? You told me you humans are the only intelligent live form." asked Twilight with a surprised face.

"Yes it is a bit complicated." I said.

"Explain me it." she said.

"Oh my god...." I started.

...

3 hours later.

"Stop stop stop Josh." stopped Twilight.

"Whats wrong?" I asked.

"We talking since three hours from the beginning of the human kind until today and the most what I noted was ... WAR, fights, catastrophes and conflicts? Is there anything else. This isn't normal what humans doing. I mean the things you told me ... are so bad. I cant send these notes to the princess. What will she think about you?" asked Twilight.

"That's why I said I would think about to contact us. This could end in ... not in a war but .... I don't know." I said.

"Hm but I have to send her this information's, if its ok for you?" she asked.

"Yes its ok, she should know the truth about us." I said.

Was the information´s really so bad? I don't think so. I asked her about the list she did and I wanted to look what she wrote down about persons and happenings:

Richard Nixon, Hendrix, Earth Day, Apollo, Pinto, Kent State, Charles Manson, Archie Bunker, Papers Pentagon, Hanoi Jane (Fonda) Nixon in China, Munich Murder in the Olympics, The Godfather, Sayonara Vietnam: The war ends, Deep Trout, Watergate, Hank Aaron, Gas Waits, Jimmy Hoffer, Saigon Falls, Son of Sam, Mars Face, Jimmy Carter, Camp David, Smallpox Virus, Three miles Crisis, Ayatollah Plot, Mt St Helens, Operation Eagle Claw, Sandra Day, Trickle Down of the Economics, Pope and Reagan Shot, HIV, Space Defend, Lebanon Beirut, Drug War, World war, Grobachev, Crack Cocaine, LSD, Crystal Meth, Chernobyl, Libya Tripoli Bombings, Iran Contra, Bakker Hahn Affair, Dukakis in the tank, Keating Five J McCain, Berlin Wall comes down, Hussein, Mandela, Soviet End, Stormin Normin, SCUD Nuclear Missle, Rodney King, Brady Bill, NAFTA, Waco, Ice age, Apartheid, Juice, Rwanda Genocide, Forrest Gump, Tim McVay, Dolly Clone, Kyoto, Titanic, Lewinsky, Y2K, Recount hanging chads, President Bush won, Elian Gonzalez, Dot Com Bust, Al Qaeda, 9/11, Taliban, Bin Laden, Sniper Shot Beltway, Earth is hot, Chaney´s for invasion, Powell is not, Sars scare, Terrorism, Tsunami, Hurricanes, Volcanos, Surge in Iraq, Mogadishu Civil War ...

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH OK that hurt in my eyes. Yea Twi you are right its a bit, yes ... I think we should change something. Maybe you should try it with a few flowers around the book." I joked.

"Oh my god Josh, you are crazy, I should hit you for it." Twilight giggled.

"Sorry mum." I said.

"Why you say every time mum to me?" she asked.

I was quiet for a moment. A tear trooped from my eyes.

"Because you worry about me like my mum...before she died." I said.

Twilight came closer to me, "I am sorry to hear that Josh. But believe me she is all the time with you. Ok if you want I can care about you so long you stay here." she offered.

"Yes thanks Twilight I think I am in good hands." I smiled.

"OK I think its finnaly enough. You wanted to see Ponyville right? I go with you because the other ponies don't know you are here and before the chaos break out or something bad will happen to you I will come with you." said Twilight.

"OK never mind as long you don't hold my hands." I laughed.

"HA HA I hope you are gorw enough for this." she smiled back and we left the tree house.