Equestrian Sex Party

By: Pandapony

           Twilight was pacing excitingly in her library living room. She had recently called her good friends for an important meeting. The door opened, and in walked her friends starting with Applejack.

“Oh good you’re here.” said Twilight. Rainbow Dash closed the door behind them.

“So what did ya wanna tell us Twi’?” asked Applejack.

“Okay. Oh wow, I don’t even know where to start; so I am just going to say it.” She pressed her hooves together and looked down at them shyly with a blush on her face. “I think that we should have an enormous. . .” she paused for effect. “Orgy”

           Everypony stood silent for a moment. Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow dash, and Fluttershy had shocked faces on.

“You can’t be serious.” said Rainbow Dash.

“I share Rainbow’s confusion.” added Rarity.

“Same here” said Applejack.

“Um Twilight? Why would you want us to do such a thing?” asked Fluttershy.

           Twilight rolled her eyes. “Just hear me out. I read all those fanfics that people make about us. They include us falling in love and doing other things.” She looked down, trying to hide the red hot blush on her cheeks. “But they also include Equestria getting in to trouble! There was one that included the Princess getting hurt. Some of them include death!” Twilight could tell that her friends started having second thoughts. Now she just had to reel them in. Applejack pressed a hoof under her chin, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Rainbow kept listening; and Pinkie Pie’s enormous grin never went away. “So I was thinking we get in to an orgy to skip it all at once and keep everypony safe from harm.  I am sure that we all wondered what it will be like. And who knows? It might be fun.” After a moment of silence, Applejack placed her hoof on the ground.

           “Ah, shoot. Ah guess it wouldn’t hurt to try” She said. “Ah did always like your mane Twilight.” She walked over to Twilight and stood next to her, yet kept her glance on the unicorn with pleasing eyes.

“What about you Rainbow Dash?” asked Twilight. She flew over on Twilights side.

“Are you kidding? I was the first to think about this” she pointed a hoof in the air expressing her delight.

“Pinkie?”

“ Okie Dokie Lokie! I can show you guys how to do a “Seattle Split”!” she ran and tackled Rainbow out of the air, and the two started going at it with passionate kisses. Twilight and Applejack looked back at Rarity with the question beaming in their eyes.

“Oh, why of course! I always wanted to see how this would feel like.” She joined the two. Rainbow and Pinkie were still messing around behind them. Pinkie was making sounds that were similar to her eating her favorite pastries. The only pony left was Fluttershy who was hiding behind her mane.

“Oh! Um. . .I – I don’t know. I never really thought about it. I am more into colts.”

           Pinkie Pie and Rainbow dashed stopped playing at each other to look at the shy pony with disappointed looks on their faces. Twilight, Rarity, and Applejack put on their own unique seductive faces as they started walking up to Fluttershy, and in return, she started to back up until a wall stopped her in her tracks.

“Um, I really have to go now. Angel is calling me I think and you know how he is. Hehe” Rarity let out a high class laugh.

“You look so cute when you lie, Fluttershy.” She said. They pulled her in with their hooves and brought her to the floor, where they all piled on her to, uh, get down to business. Pinkie and Rainbow went back to their little game. They were in for some night.

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           The mane six have been going at it for, oh, about an hour or so until an uneven amount of knocks on the door forced Twilight to leave the pile and answer it.

“What?” she said annoyed. Who other than Derpy Hooves would have a right mind do disturb this precious moment between good friends?

“Hi Twilight! Got your mail and everything.” She said. “What’s wrong with your hair?” Twilight looked up and noticed that her mane was slightly frazzled, but another thought passed through her mind. Twilight’s eyebrow arched low into a dreamy state.

“Say, Derpy. Your mane looks quite . . . shiny today.” she said . Derpy  tried her best to find any sign of attractiveness. Nope. It still looked the same to her. But then again, the last time the mail mare looked at herself in the mirror has been so long ago to remember. Derpy could not find the hint of seductiveness in Twilight’s tone of voice, but it was there.

“Thanks! I guess it’s in the muffins.” She responded in a proud tone. Derpy was sure feeling good about herself right now. Twilight trotted around the floating Pegasus to get a full rotational view.

“Well I think the Muffins add a nice curve to your body.”

“Aww you’re too much” she blushed.

“And your flank . . . years of delivering mail, I presume?”

“You got that right.” She landed on the ground to listen to more of Twilight’s lovely compliments. Twilight immediately wrapped a hoof around her. “Here, let me invite you to the party.”

“Oh boy a party! Does it have Muffins, or at least something as sweet as one?” Twilight smirked slightly as she led the mail mare into the room dwindling with passionate sex. At the center of the room, Rainbow was now with Fluttershy- who was still hesitant. Rarity and Pinkie Pie were in the corner sucking each other’s faces. Applejack met up with Twilight and Derpy at the door. Derpy observed the “party” but still had no idea where this might be going. Applejack whistled in delight when she saw the mail mare.

“Well Twilight, what do we have here?”

“Oh Derpy here wants to join in on the fun. Right Derpy?” She looked at them with arching eyebrows.

“I don’t know.” Derpy has been to many parties. She went to a birthday party, a gardening party, an office party, and many muffin parties.  But this party of love hurt her thinker box. Applejack put a hoof on her.

“Don’t worry Derpy. Ah will start you off.” She kissed Derpy with her eyes closed, though Derpy left hers open. Applejack pulled away to gauge her reaction. She just stood there with the same quizzical face for a moment until she caught the idea.

“Oh, it’s that type of party. Okay I’ll join.”  She shrugged. Applejack brought her in close, but Derpy was the first to plant the second kiss. The two fell to the ground where they continued the act.

           Twilight observed all the action at the doorway. It’s amazing how easily she was able to convince her friends in to having group sex. Yes sir, this moment was beautiful and adding Derpy to the fun was just icing on the cake.

           That gave her an idea. Twilight was able to persuade her friends to do this. Derpy came along and, without question, joined in. But just how big can this thing be? Twilight smiled devilishly at her plan.

           If she can convince a random mail mare to join in a group of ecstasy, than what is stopping her from persuading others to join. She looked out the door for a target. Conveniently, she spotted Bon-Bon and Lyra walking side by side; Bon-Bon had a saddle on full of candy and Lyra seem to be arguing with her. Ah leverage. You can’t really get a happy lesbian couple to share their love; but when they are in conflict, well that made it so much easier. Twilight rushed over to them.

“I just think hands are more useful okay?” said Lyra, which was the first thing Twilight heard when she came up to them.

“Lyra! Bon-Bon!”

“Oh hey Twilight.” said Bon-Bon. She then took a moment to notice Twilight’s roughed up look. Lyra greeted hello as well.

“Why are you two fighting?”

“Oh Lyra thinks that hands could “clean the gutters”. But the gutters don’t need hands, they just need love!”

Lyra scrunched her nose and beamed at Bon-Bon. “You never support me!”

Twilight used this moment of pause to her advantage.

“Girls, please stop fighting. I just hate it when a couple, such as yourselves, fight each other.”

“Well what can I do?” asked Bon-Bon. “She drives me crazy sometimes.”

Twilight waved a hoof in the air. “What would you say if I had a solution to your problems?”

“Well, it’s better than arguing.” Said Lyra.

“Here come with me.” The couple followed Twilight into the Library where, obviously, small groups of mares were fooling around. Twilight pointed a hoof to present the scene. The two were in blushing shock.

“Well what do you think?” They could not speak. “Well I think that you two are obviously in need of some sexual release. And this is just the thing that you need.” Bon-Bon and Lyra blushed in awe. It had been a long moment until somepony said anything.

“Eh I am up for it.”  Lyra shrugged. Bon-Bon turned to her like a five year old lost in a candy shop. “Yeah, I think that we need this. It’s like Saturday night; except there will be others that will want to join.”

Bon-Bon arched her eyebrows high. After some thought though, Bon-Bon smirked in agreement.

“I guess you’re right. And I guess there is no problem with sharing.” Lyra and Bon-Bon hesitantly walked up to Pinkie Pie, who was rolling around with Applejack, and joined her.

Twilight clapped her hooves together for her achievement. Her eyes sparkled in awe for her accomplishment.

Good. Now to get the rest of Ponyville. And who knows? Maybe everypony would want to join.

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Twilight had been all over Ponyville to get other mares to join in. And she was a success in all of her visits.

Mrs. Cake was working on a huge order for a wedding and was under a lot of stress. Twilight told her that the party at her library would help reduce tension. Aloe and Lotus were not doing much at the spa. So, Twilight convinced them to close early and fool around a little.

Zecora was far from Ponyville, but Twilight knew that she couldn’t exclude her from it. The zebra agreed quickly.

“You want me to fool around? I am okay with getting down!” She said.

After Twilight convinced a majority of the mare population to join in on the orgy, she still felt like it could have been bigger. So she got Mayor Mare to bring in other mayors from other towns to come. The news spread to different parts of Equestria. Even popular mares came to join. Spitfire also dropped in for some fun. Of course, that was not really a surprise; everypony knew that she rolled that way. Somepony apparently bought booze to the party, and now everyone was drunk and aroused! But somepony, somepony important, was missing. Twilight called spike in with a check list. Just for now, she was going to kick him out again later.

“Spitfire?”

“Check.”

“Photo Finish?”

“Check.”

“Cherilee?”

“Check.”

“hmmm Carrot Top?”

“Check.”

“Then who are we missing Spike?”

“I don’t know. Can I come in now?”

“No!” Twilight used her magic to shove the baby dragon outside the door.

“My only chance to get with Rarity and Twilight kicks me out. Wait, I should get all the colts to stop the party! Oh that will show her.”

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           Canterlot seemed to be a bit more . . .  empty. This is something that Celestia noticed since she was a Princess and all. She lived for thousands of years; it usually tends to become something that you would keep track of. She decided to ask Luna for advice.

           “Sister, can you come here for a second?” Celestia heard the growing grumble of her sister’s rants. She came to the throne room where Celestia was waiting.

“What do you need?”

“Have you noticed that it has been a little . . . quieter?”

“No, I was in my room playing video games.”

“Wait why?”

“Why what?”

“Why are you playing video games?”

“The internet says that I do. So I must.”

“Okay, why are you listening to the internet?”

“I have my reasons.”

“Do you enjoy them?”

“Sometimes.”

“But not all the time.”

“Sister, I am wasting precious time talking to you while the Reapers are taking over earth!”

Celestia rolled her eyes. “Whatever. Have you seen the cook?”

“I think she left for something. I forgot what it was. She said it was a party or something.”

“Well what about the gardener?”

“She had some party to attend too.”

“Well, what about the-”

“Party”

“And-”

“Party”

“Who didn’t go to this party?”

“Well the guards are still here, as well as some other colts.”

           Celestia took a second to think. What about this party is so enchanting that it lures in almost every mare in Canterlot? Maybe Twilight would know. After all, she is the smartest pony that she knows. She grabbed a quill and scroll with her magic, and wrote down her distress and sent it using some dragon fire that had been harvested. The two waited for a moment, Luna pulled out a can of Mountain Dew Code Red and drank from it.

           Suddenly, a scroll appeared from the blaze of fire. Celestia opened the letter and began to read. Luna noticed that her shocked reaction as she read, but was not ready for her outburst.

“Whaaaaaat!?”

“What’s wrong Tia?”

“They are having a party of ecstasy!”

“What?”

“Yeah, Twilight is having a huge sex party in her library right now! Oh, don’t they know the rule!?”

“Sister, calm down. I am pretty sure that there are more pressing matters then having an illegal sex party. Come to think of it, is it even legal to have a sex party?” Luna placed a hoof on her chin.

“I must go there now and punish them all for this. Yes, they will be punished!” Luna held out a hoof to calm her angry sister.

“Tia, don’t get mad.”

“Luna, don’t stop me.” Celestia lowered her horn as it began to glow. In a flash, she appeared at Twilight’s door. The scene was totally different from the usual nights that Twilight would spend. Loud beats of music caused the floor to vibrate. The windows revealed silhouettes of ponies dancing and what looked like passionate wrestling as well as multi-colored lights. Celestia opened the door with her magic and walked in on the scene. Everywhere there were ponies on top of other ponies; some ponies were dancing and others would be somewhere in the dark kissing passionately. The Princess noticed that the D.J was none other than Vinyl Scratch. She and Octavia Butler were providing the music on top of a stage set up against the wall of the library. But all that stopped when they saw their princess walk in the center of the library. Everything was now quiet. Celestia waited for a moment to add affect.

“Where is Twilight!?” she asked in a demanding voice. Twilight sheepishly stepped forward pass the crowd. Her mane was noticeably out of place and she seemed to be spotted with saliva.

“umm here I am Princess. He he.” Celestia lowered her head to Twilight’s level, which made her head sink in behind her hooves.

“Do you know why I am here?”

“Ummm No?”

“I am here, because you have done something terrible against all of Equestria!” Twilight looked down at her hooves in shame. “You forgot to invite me!”

           Twilight jerked her head up in awe and relief. The Princess now had a wide grin on her face and the whole crowd cheered. Twilight turned to them.

“The party is still on!” They all whooped.

“You can’t be serious!” said a familiar voice. It was Luna who stepped out of the crowd to face her sister. “What are you doing?”

“What do you mean?” asked Celestia.

“I thought you were going to punish them!”

“Oh I am going to punish them all night long.” She looked down at Twilight with sensual eyes. Luna reeled her head back a little in disgust.

“Tia, why are you joining them!?”

“Because, the internet said that I would do something like this.” Celestia mocked. Pinkie Pie popped her head from the crowd.

“Oh that place is awesome!” she exclaimed.

Luna started heading for the door. “Gah, Fine then I am leaving.” Using her magic, Clestia closed and locked the door. “Hey! Unlock the door now sister!”

Celestia let out a slight laugh. “As your older sister and Princess, I command you join us.”

“You can’t do that!” Luna sneered.

“Hmmm say Luna, does the moon provide you electricity for your video games?” Celestia grinned in victory.

“Fine, I’ll join.” Luna sighed. She wasn’t prepared for the group of mares that piled on her. Celestia jumped on Twilight, and everypony continued their sexual activities once again.

           After seven hours of intense sex, Twilight set up a sort of achievement system for different milestones. She went up the stage and brought the microphone up to her mouth.

“All right everypony! It’s time to announce some winners of this event!” The crowd cheered. “The fastest pony to create and ejaculation is Rainbow Dash!” Rainbow flew up in the air and put her hooves up.

“Ten Seconds Flat!” She said with pride.

Twilight continued on with the list. “The ponies with the most sex positions are Pinkie Pie and Derpy!” The crowd looked at the two who were waving their hooves. “And Finally, the Pony who is wanted the most, and considered the most attractive, Fluttershy!” They let out a huge cheer. A group of ponies that were in a massive pile got up, and at the very bottom was Fluttershy covered in saliva and other fluids with a goofy face on. She shook her head.

“Can we please stop now?” She asked. Rarity, Applejack, and a large number of other mares looked down at her.

“Stop? Now?” asked Rarity.

“We’re just getting started sugercube.” added Applejack. They jumped on her to have some more fun.

“No!” she squealed in that cute voice that everypony liked. But that just made them even more aggressive.

Rarity giggled. “Oh I love it when she does that.”

           The party made beings from other dimensions curious. On a hill that over looked ponyville, stood the Sayans; Vegeta and Napa from “Dragon Ball Z”. They were sucked in a portal and were forcefully brought here. Normally they would be peeved in a situation like this. But right now, they were stricken with fear. Vegeta shivered in awe as his visor dazzled with numbers.

“Vegeta, what’s wrong?” asked Napa.

Vegeta pointed at the Library. “There! Don’t you see it?” Napa turned his attention at the tree structure and froze.

“I-I can’t believe it!” exclaimed Napa.

“Th- Their power levels are over 9,000!” said Vegeta.

“What do we do Vegeta?”

“I don’t KNOW!” answered Vegeta. Napa started screaming hysterically and Vegeta crawled into a fetal position. After a few moments of panicking, Napa stopped in his tracks. He turned to his companion with dreaded regret.

“I know what I must do.” He pulled out a gun and aimed it at Vegeta. Vegeta fell on his back in fear and shock.

“What are you doing Napa? Are you crazy!?” Napa let out a series of hysterical

outburst.

“HAHAHAHA! BYE VEGETA!” Napa screamed out. Vegeta held out a hand in terror

towards Napa.

“Napa stop your-”Napa pulled the trigger three times. All of them kill shots. The sayan was on the ground dead. Napa then placed the gun under his chin and aimed up at his head. He pulled the trigger, and his body rolled down the hill into the bushes below.

Okay now back to the sex party.

           It was now 3 a.m. in the morning, but the party was still going strong. Everyone was having a good time, they were all enjoying their little fun time, being drunk, fooling around. None of them could ever think of a time that they ever had this much fun.

           Twilight was now dancing with Rarity on what was made to be the dance floor. The party was now in high gear. She felt good, but still felt like she was lying to everypony. She had to tell someone the truth, so she told Rarity.

“Hey Rarity!”

“Yes Twilight!?”

“I have to tell you something!”

“What is it?”

“Remember when I said that we have to have this party or else Equestria would be in trouble!?”

“Oh Yes! But now it will definitely be safe now, am I right?”

“Well the thing is, we did not need to do this! I just made it up because I knew you guys would not party like this unless it was a good reason!” Rarity kept dancing, but arched her eyebrows low. To Twilights surprise, she smiled.

“Oh Twilight, look around you! Does it look like we would only do this to save Equestria!?” Twilight observed all the movements around her. It was all in perfect synch and made Twilight grin. “Besides, we forgot about saving Equestria long ago!” That is what Twilight wanted to hear. It was not because they were forced to do it, but because they wanted to. It just made life seem that much more . . . better.

           The colts though began to wonder, where were all the females? It wasn’t just the colts of Ponyville; they came from other parts of Equestria wondering where all the mares were. But thanks to Spike, they found out about this little silly party.

           Stallions of different sizes and race marched to the library. At the front were Big Mac, Soarin, Braeburn, Fancypants, and the one leading them Spike. There loud hoof stomps were disrupting the party; so, the mares gathered outside to find out the source. They all stood in awe as they were being met by an army of stallions. They were not pleased.

           “Hey we have a message for you girls!” yelled Spike. The colts yelled words of agreement. Twilight stomped her hoof and met the angry crowd.

“We are not going to stop this party Spike!” she countered. The mares screamed words of encouragement.

“We don’t want you to stop the party.” said Spike. “We are mad because we weren’t invited! I mean come on! A party with girls making out and doing other things, and we don’t even get some Flank! So we were gonna ask, can we join?” The stallions let out mummers of agreement. The mares were confused at first, but they knew the answer.

           “No!” yelled out Twilight. “This is a girls only thing. Okay? So I am going to have to ask you all to leave, now.” The colts let out whines and other disappointed noises. They all started to disperse and go back to their homes; though Braeburn stopped with an excited look on his face.

“Hey fellas!” he said. “I have an idea. Gather round!” Soarin, Big Mac, and Fancypants met stopped in their tracks to listen to him. “So I was thinking, we are not invited to their party right? Then why don’t we make our own sex party!?” They all looked gave faces of disgust and started to disperse once more. “Now, wait just hear me out.”

“Aw shut up Braeburn!” said Big Mac.