Before I start, I just want to say a few things. Before I wrote this, I asked Sargent Sprinkles' permission. (He did say I could do this, a huge thanks to him!) This story contains major acts of gore and violence. Do not read if you are under 13. So with that said, let's begin!
It was a warm but cloudy day in Ponyville as Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Twilight Sparkle walked up to Sugarcube Corner.