Twilight's Alien Adventures Through Nothingness
"Yes, it worked!"
Twilight smiled as she looked down at her now completely green fur. She had a greenish mane as well. The spell worked! For years, she had been looking for a transformation spell that would turn her into an alien, and she found one! With a lot of hard work, she was able to cast the spell!
She walked around her library, noticing a few changes. All of her books were about UFOs and time traveling. She smiled as she picked up one of the books. It was written in some odd language, which she somehow was able to understand. She was an alien, duh! Aliens can do anything!
She began to test that theory. Twilight walked upstairs and located Spike. "Spike," she said, "I think you'd look cuter if you were white."
She touched his forehead, and he became white. "Twilight," he said, "what happened to you? And more importantly, what happened to me? I'm white! I don't want to be a white dragon!"
"Fine," said Twilight, "I'll make something else white." Twilight loved white. She hated colors, but white was no color at all, so it was GREAT! She floated out of the atmosphere, without using her wings. Aliens really COULD do anything! It was great. Now, she was in outer space, and breathing. She wondered what would happen if she turned SPACE white...
Nothing good. Instantly, everything around her was blanketed in white. She couldn't see where she was going, what she was doing. Everything was just... white. "Crap," she said, "what did I do? I'm supposed to be the smart one, why couldn't one of my friends done this instead?"
She decided, hell, since everything was gone, why not have some fun? She could now just do whatever she wanted, and nopony could say boo about it. She created a large movie theater right in front of her. As she tapped the screen, it began playing Ponies of the Caribbean 3: Dead Mare's Chest. It was terrible compared to the first two movies in the series, so she destroyed the screen by shooting a laser out of her eyes.
She then decided to do what she had always dreamed of, but pretended to be too nice to ever do it. She created a bunch of Diamond Tiaras in front of her. She then proceeded to yell.
"Burn in hell, mother fuckers!" A large nuke fell from the sky, killing all of the Diamond Tiaras. She laughed. That filly deserved it. She then created a copy of Pinkie Pie, but she had no mouth. Pinkie tried to talk, but when she found she couldn't, she had a mental breakdown. Twilight laughed hysterically as she gave the party pony her mouth back. annkie had a mental breakdown for not being able to talk for so long.
After watching the pony jump around, cry, scream, laugh, and whisper, Twilight decided she saw enough, so she strapped a time bomb to Pinkie Pie. Doing all of this stupid crap made Twilight think. Was she being overwhelmed by how much power she had? Perhaps being an extraterrestrial being wasn't such a good idea. After all, she was the Element of Magic, not the Element of Space.
Twilight considered turning herself back into a pony, and after a long time of thinking, she made up her mind. She didn't switch back. Instead, she made a library, with every written document that had ever existed in it, and she walked inside. Slamming the door behind her, she found herself in a completely quiet room. Not a single sound other than her hoofsteps. It was PERFECT.
She sat down and picked up the book "Ponyology: The Study of Ponies and Turning Into a Pony After Reading This Book". It was very interesting, they talked about every aspect of the pony body. EVERY aspect. She closed the door, and looked at her hooves. They were purple again.
She looked at herself in the mirror which the library had for some reason to find that she was a pony again. "Damn it, that was so fun!"
She paced around her library, trying to decide what to do next. She couldn't do the spell again, because her horn was tired out, and she wasn't so sure she could use any more magic. She had to decide what to do, and fast. If she didn't decide soon, that means she would be deciding not soon, and that would NOT be good. She finally decided. She would leave her library. She would check to see if everything was back the way it was, or if it was still nothingness.
Twilight carefully opened the door. She couldn't see anything at first, but it could have been glare from the sun. It was either a good sign, that the sun existed and things were back to normal, or a bad sign, and she was walking into the white space of nothingness. She took a step out, and decided that it was indeed still outer space. Gasping for air, she attempted to fly her way back to the door of her library. When that didn't work, she just gave up and died.
To this very day, Twilight Sparkle's dead corpse still floats around randomly in space, except once every year when it becomes a flaming meteor that will eventually hit Equestria and kill us all. That concludes Twilight's Alien Adventures Through Nothingness.
*****
"Wasn't that a great story?" Twilight looked up at her friends as she closed her book.
Her friends all looked at her as if she needed to be put into a mental institute. Rainbow Dash was the first to break the awkward silence.
"Twilight?"
"Yes, Rainbow?"
"What the hell was that?"
"Rainbow," said Twilight, "I have no idea. Who wrote this thing?"
"I thought you did," said Pinkie Pie, giggling.
"No," said Twilight, "I think Celestia is just a bitch and wants me dead. She wrote it."
"Twilight," said Rarity, "she's not a bitch."
"Really? How do you know?"
"We ALL want you dead!"
The girls laughed together, even Twilight. "No," said Rarity, still chuckling, "seriously, go die in a hole."
