The Unhaunting

Rarity, Rainblow Dash, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, and Applejack were all heading on over to Twilight's library for a group study session. This was something that they all did every once in a while, because...well, you know, they all fucking study, right?

Cum. I I I I I I I.

"Guys, w-wait.." began Fluttershy. "I-i want to fuk my nuts! I want to show the ponies of this town that there is more than meets the cheese! I want to prove to everypony that, with great training, I too can turn into a massive glass door that can weld the powers of the great crazy jihad!"

"Hey, why are we doing this, anyway?" asked Rainhard.

"Fuck if I know," came Pinkie's reply, "All I know is that I can't read! I'm pregnant!"

"Did you watch that movie?" asked Fluttershy.

"No. I just cooked up a fresh batch of smelly smegma. It was de-goodified." replied Applejack.

Before they all knew it, they were at Twilight's front door. Pinkie walked up to the door, and rammed her ass into it so hard, that she turned into a mouse. She then turned back into a pony. Miraculous mating iguanas never like to taste toothpaste whilst they run over seashells using only their right toenails.

Hairy nuts.

Oh, right. The door opened, but there was no Twilight. No Twilight. Twilight no.

Twilight was not at the door. The door opened on its own. The door had opened, but without the aid of Twilight. The door was now open.

Wat.

"Um...do we go inside? Hello? Twilight?" called Fluttershy.

"This bitch better be here." Rainrash said afterwards.

They all looked into the library, but it was unusually dark inside. Even if Twilight were, say, not home, it would never be this dark.

What exactly was going on? Zengarshe?

Please oh god we are not a good one that was so I don't even this is so potato I want to egg all over your toilet.

Gonna flip that switch, gonna scratch that itch, gonna fuck yo bitch.

Suddenly, a few candles lit up randomly throughout the library, providing a decent amount of light for the others to see the horror before them. The walls, the floor, the tables, everything; it was all covered in blood and gore. Intestines were hanging from the ceiling, heads of other random ponies were scattered everywhere, and a particularly familiar purple body was half-seen in the dark on the far side of the library.

Wait...no, could it be?

"W-what the hell happened here!?" asked Rarity. "And... that body over there... please don't tell me that's.."

"It is."

Everypony gasped. And came.

"T-Twilight, was that you?"

"Yes, and yes, that body is Spike. He was a very bad and naughty dragon. We had sex last night, and he refused to finish inside me."

The others blinked in unison, confusingly.

"Um... why exactly is that worth killing him?" asked Rainram.

"Because I wanted to be impregnated. But, as he came to climax, he screamed like a little baby bitch, and pulled out. I swear, that dragon is fucking gay."

Rarity sniffled. She was jealous. She wanted some o' that dragon dick inside of her.

Now.

In an instant, and without hesitation, Rarity darted into the semi-darkness of the library over to the lifeless body of Spike, who was completely cut in half. Only the bottom half of his body remained. She grabbed the limp dick and made it grow to a thousand times its size, and shoved it so hard into her, that it came out of her mouth.

Beautiful. Diet Coke.

Of course, the dumbass magical pony died instantly, as it was too much for her to handle.

"Uh, okay, well, THAT just happened." said Fluttershy.

Whenever you yes into my old yes, I want to yes you so hard that you will yes.

Yes. Ponies. Extra pickles, please.

Paper.

"So... what now? Are we going to study, or are you finally going to tell us why there is all of this blood everywhere?" asked Rainblowjob.

Suddenly, a young 17-year-old man walked into the library. His name was Raku.

"Did anyone order a pizza?" he asked.

"I did!" said Chitoge.

Wait... what? Chitoge? Who the fuck is Chitoge? Niggardly what the fuck?

Oh, right, she's some anime chick. Yeah, now she's in the library too.

"No you fucking didn't. It's mine now. I love you. Fuck you." Raku said to her.

But she was.... no longer there!

She vanished. Ass-cakes.

And, in the end, no matter how they all looked at it, they realized that the blood and gore scattered throughout the library was of no importance to any of them, and even though it scared them all to death, they knew that mayonnaise and yellow un-mustard was the way to be.

please oh god come help me help. Anus.

Out of nowhere, a human poofed in the middle of Ponyville. This was his dream come true.

"Oh-oh boy! I'm in the pony world! It's like a dream come true!"

All of the citizens who were in the area turned to face this new stranger. The human beamed all of the a big smile, barring his teeth, which were gousing with blood.

They all growled and ran towards the human, and tackled him, doggy-pile style.

This crushed the poor human, making him explode. The explosion was so massive, that all of the ponies who had crushed him flew miles into the air.

Holy burrito.

Did you know that if you count to ten, then you realize that you no longer need to type any words so that this fiction can be submittable?