My Little Time Lord: Time Travel is Magic

"I'll get back at her. And her friends." Scowled The Doctor, "they're probably supporting her. I know just how to do it." The mare at the butter stand smiled, "Lady trouble?"  He nodded. "Yikes. Watcha gonna do?" "Turn her into a unicorn." He growled. "Hahahahaha ! Good one!" Laughed the mare. The Doctor had forgotten that he didn't have the power to do this, but he knew who did. "Oh, but the power of Discord is strong enough." He smiled. That night, he would get Derpy back.

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That night, The Doctor arrived in Canterlot. Once he was allowed to get inside the castle, he got into Discord's room of chaos. "Well well well, what have we here?" Discord grinned as The Doctor entered, "What brings you here, stranger?" "I'm here to request something. Secretly." Discord narrowed his eyes, "Why so secretive, my friend?" The Doctor shifted uncomfortably, "Well, revenge. I guess." "Aha, what's the request?" "A switch in species. I'll give you description." "No, I sense who it is." Discord waved his paw, "go."

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"Huh? Oh, it's morning!" Derpy yawned as she slowly opened her eyes. "Time for my flight excersises!" She tried to fold out her wings, but she felt as if they weren't there. She looked over to see if they were tied up, but they weren't there! Derpy frantically ran to the mirror. "What!? I have a horn!" sure enough, there on her forehead, was a pointed horn. She galloped to Vinyl's house. "Vinyl, what's wrong?" Derpy gasped as she saw the ruined furniture. "I don't know!" yelled Vinyl , flapping her wings. "I have wings!" then Lyra ran in with no wings or horn. Then Octavia with a horn. Then Bon Bon with wings. "Aww, no fair, I'm the only earth pony!" Lyra whined. "Ugh, Lyra! That's not what we're worried about!" Bon Bon flew clumsily over to her. "I think I know who did it!" Derpy trotted over to the nearest window, "But it's all my fault. Vinyl narrowed her eyes, "So you  did this to us?" "No, but I'm the reason that The Doctor did it." Derpy held back tears. Octavia put her hoof around derpy, "Don't worry, we'll fix this madness. I hope." "We got in a fight yesterday because he said he loved me. He said he didn't care about my 'funny-looking eyes'" Derpy sighed. Lyra smiled comfortingly, "But that's good... right?" Bon Bon frowned, "No, he pretty much insulted her eyes," she turned towards Derpy, "I'm so sorry about that, but it's not your fault. He insulted you." Derpy sighed again, "But I got mad at him-" Vinyl held up her hoof, "And you could! It isn't your fault." Derpy yelled, "It is my fault! I got mad at him. I kicked him out of my house! I cried myself to bed that night! I'm the one he hates! I AM THE REASON THAT WE ARE ALL MIXED UP!!!!!" There was total silence. Nopony said a word. Finally, Lyra spoke up, "Hey, I think we should fix this. We'll go find The Doctor. We'll get back to normal." All the ponies agreed. They knew that this would not be easy.

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The Doctor lay on the floor of the TARDIS. His eyes were glazed in thought. "Was this right?" He said aloud, "Whas this the perfect way to get  Miss Derpy? I still love her. She knows it."  "Yeah, I do." The shape of a unicorn was visible, "And I love you too. It was a secret... no name." "...Ditzy?" "Derpy." Once she was visible, The Doctor exclaimed, "My goodness, Derpy, what-" he stopped short. He knew what had happened, "Miss Derpy, I'm so sorry!" "I thought you would be." Derpy didn't look very happy. But soon, her eyes pooled with tears. They hugged for what felt like years. Then, they did the only reasonable thing. They kissed.