What if 'King' Sombra was just an ordinary stallion, caught up in a drug induced dream?

There is no Crystal Empire. There are no magic boosting crystals. Magic does not exist. Friendship is not an annihilating weapon against evil, and the good guys don't always win. This is just the plain ol' real world, and to Sombra, that's terrifying enough.
Now if only he could quit drugs and get his rent paid before his roommate kills him.