“-ING...wait...aw, shoot, they didn’t even let me finish my rant!” The disembodied voice belonging to Twilight groaned in frustration. She was stuck in the endless void for the moment, left to ponder her thoughts. She didn’t have long, though, as a bright light started to beckon her forward, pulling her towards it as it got more and more intense until...

*Thump*

“Ow, my rump!” she cried out, landing rather awkwardly in the middle of a field. She sat there holding her tailbone when she heard somepony say, “Twilight Sparkle, that is most undignified!”

“Rarity, I broke my coccyx!” She blurted out in frustration. “Again!” As she turned around to face her, they both heard a loud whooshing sound, and there was Pinkie Pie, a few feet off the ground. She landed on her hooves, much to Twilight’s annoyance. “Hey guys, that was fun wasn’t it, with the driving around and the shooting and the exploding, the exploding wasn't as fun but we should totally do that again!” she said, beaming happily, apparently having fun while getting shot at.

“Pinkie, we did terribly in that match, how could that be fun?” came Dash’s voice, hovering over with Fluttershy and Applejack in tow.

“Well, we could always practise some more, I mean sure we lost but we can just get new tanks and try again, what do you say?” Pinkie beamed at the group, who were unsure. Shockingly, it was Fluttershy who spoke up as she made her way back to town, determination on her face. “I’m not letting some lucky tutorial noobs beat me!” Despite the uncharacteristic display, they followed her back. She was right, it was just luck, and if they practised, they would be pros in no time.

Some time later...

As the group of friends made their way through Ponyville to get their new tanks, they wondered what they would get. The new shop that opened soon came into view of the group, a large, drab, gray hangar devoid of embellishments save for a basic, simple sign that read ‘Луна-Кузницы Танк Магазин.’ Luckily for them, the place was rather obvious anyway, much to Rarity’s displeasure. “Gray and brown?! Is the owner colour-blind?” Twilight could only roll her eyes as they entered. The hangar was filled to the brim with tanks of every size and shape and heaps of scrap littering the floor. The place was a pigsty of a shop. Twilight could hear Rarity almost hyperventilate at the mess. The rest “ooohed” and “aaahed” at the selection instead; Dash and Fluttershy hovered up to inspect some of them. Twilight saw a small desk sticking out from the clutter with a small bell on it. Trotting over and giving it a ring, she nearly jolted as the desk shook and let forth a ragged voice “Ой! Кто положил этот стол здесь?!” yelled a voice as a pony climbed out from under it, rubbing his head and turning around to face them.

The stallion, a scruffy bat-pony with a aviator's cap, looked at her confused for a moment, before brightening up as he realised that he had customers. “O-oh! Hello there and welcome, how can I help you today? Maintenance? Ammo? Decals?....Coffee?” he asked, sounding rather excited to have shoppers.
As the group converged on the desk, Twilight said, “Well, we would like to buy some tanks to take part in the games!”

At that, he hurried around the desk and beckoned them to follow “Tanks? we have tanks! Many tanks….I don’t know where they all are, but we can find one just for you lot, please follow to the..the..” He stopped for a moment, lost in thought. “The spawn-y thing...” With that he continued on, the group in tow, until they came up to a large machine, much smoother and cleaner than the rest of the building or its owner with a hoof-friendly touch screen sticking out of the center. The group moved closer to get a better view of it. “So...who wants the first tank?”

Twilight turned to her friends “Alright, which of you wants to go first?” She asked, but she saw them all looking at her. With a huff, she was about to refuse, but they started to nudge her closer and closer. Giving up with a resigned sigh, she trotted over to look at the console. The dizzying number of tanks of all shapes, sizes and types made Twilight wish she had studied on that one encyclopedia of tanks more. Feeling a bit overwhelmed, she looked to the owner and back at the console. She heard a voice pipe up, “If not sure, can press random button. First non-trainee tank is always free for newer players here.” Twilight could only gulp and press the random button. The machine came to life, and a hologram sorted through several tanks before ending on a rather bulky one with a blueish tint and a large large cannon. It was like a...a large ‘Bathtub’ with a gun.

“Ah, the S 35 CA, good froggy tank destroyer, you will be sniping bad guys like...em...sniper..in that thing. You want it?” the owner asked. Twilight looked over it with a small smile; somehow she knew it would suit her just fine. “I’ll take it!” she beamed, pressing the confirm button as she trotted off, happy with her pick.

As Twilight left the console, in swooped Dash, eager to get hers, not even saying anything to the shopkeeper as she flicked through several tanks. Seeing two of the exact same tank that caught her eye but under different national tabs, a small light green tank with no difference between the two, she found herself confused as to which to get. She heard the shopkeeper pipe up again, saying, “They are pretty much the same, one just has faster firing wea-” Before he was even finished, Dash had confirmed her selection based on which fired faster, picking the Chinese M5A1 Stuart (which was not a ripoff from the American one!) as her noble steed...if that made sense in a world of talking equines.

Feeling happy with her choice, Dash moved away from the console to let somepony else get a pick. This time it was Rarity who came to the console, looking for something classy and refined. She only found disappointment till something caught her eye, something that that just spoke to her: a long, large-looking thing with sharp, straight lines and angles. She could practically fit her fainting couch on the back; she knew she had to have it!

“Ahhh, the Tog 2, a tough tank for a pretty lady. It comes with a installed tea kettle too so you can have a cup of tea when crushing tiny baby tanks.”

Well, if it cames with tea as well, that just sealed the deal for Rarity! She pressed confirm to get her very own Tog, already getting some ideas for sprucing it up and making it stand out!

As Rarity moved back, thinking of what she could add to her tank, in stepped Applejack who already knew what she wanted: a good all-rounder to help out wherever she was needed. She flicked through this list and eventually came to the American tank list, whose tanks seemed much more up her alley. She looked through them until she found one that tickled her fancy. It looked like the Sherman’s bigger brother, heavier and more armoured than a normal one, which reminded her of Mac in some ways. The fat thing called the T14 seemed like the choice for her: tough, fast and perfect for backing up the others. Clicking on the confirm button, She turned to the Shop keeper and said, ”I think we got ourselves a deal, mister.”

Of the two left, Fluttershy trotted up next. A bit unsure what tank she would want, she turned to the shop keeper and asked, “Em...do you have anything that’s good at..em..hiding?” she asked, scuffing the floor a bit in embarrassment.

The owner just scratched his chin before pressing a few buttons on the console and flicking to a particular tank to let her see. “Excellent camo factor, good gun too. The Hetzer is a good little tank,” he said, letting her get a good look at the small, gray tank destroyer. It reminded Fluttershy of a heffalump with its little snout of a cannon; she thought it was cute. Besides that, the idea of hiding in a bush and sniping at the other reminding her of when she played some old video games. If nothing else, it would be worth a shot. She pressed the confirm to add another tank to the team, leaving only Pinkie Pie to grab one.

It was odd that Pinkie Pie would wait last, as she had been practically shaking in her horseshoes. And soon enough she zipped over to the console, having been dying to press at the buttons and see what would happen. The shop keeper could only look on as she pressed just about every single one. The hologram even sputtered a bit, making him fear he would need to get another one since last time, but instead what appeared was a small tank, Japanese in make. It seemed to be a Chi-Ha, but the colours were...off: instead of just a normal green base, it was covered in chocolate chip and pink splotches as camo. The thing stuck out like a sore thumb, and the shop keeper wanted to fix it for her, but Pinkie’s eyes were wide with excitement. She looked over at him with a large smile as she soon pointed to the hologram and said, “That. Is. Perfect! BEST TANK!” she exclaimed, bouncing in place. She clicking to confirm, much to the shop keeper’s confusion. He thought the thing was an eyesore, really, but what the customer got is what the customer wanted, after all.

And with that final button press, the Harmony Team had upgraded to actual tanks without the training wheels, ready to take another crack in the Tank Games. Ready and eager to try out their new rides, to practise and get better as a team, and maybe have a sweet montage to go along with it.

...Now they just needed to find a place to practise. Driving tanks around willy-nilly while learning the ropes was a bit dangerous after all, and pretty illegal without a license. Twilight turned to the group to try and brainstorm where they could practise when she saw a sign hanging against the wall pointing to the back of the hanger: a arrow plastered on it next to some more of this stallion’s funny words, ‘Свободные заезды двор’. Luckily, under it was scrawled the words, ‘Training yard that way, no pay.’

“Okay, Girls! Time to pony up!”

Author's Note

Sorry about the wait on new chapter, the tank broke down but here it is in all its awful awfulness!

Thanks again to Tyrannosaurus Tux and Alicorn Priest for making suck less a bit, please enjoy and comment on how I can improve!