
Way To Go, Minuette, Way To Go!
Hello, my name is Minuette and I just woke up in a wagon with two idiots, a headache, and some mafioso's money. Can this day get any worse?
Hello, my name is Minuette and I just woke up in a wagon with two idiots, a headache, and a few bags of bits belonging to a guy called Bacio della Morte. Can this day get any worse?
Of course it can.
Edited by Ravencrofte
Mature rating for swearing and some questionable scenes (no clop or excessive gore).
Russian translation by repitter, edited by FoxcubRandy and makise_homura:
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85096 words: Estimated about 7 hours to read
11 Chapters:
- Sweet Celestia, what did I do yesterday? 2014-04-26 23:25:20 UTC3749
- Are you okay, Minuette? 2014-05-10 20:10:56 UTC6119
- Leave them and stop trying to tear the fabric of reality! 2014-05-28 23:10:46 UTC9854
- I was looking for some duct tape and this friggin’ box fell on my head, so I took a look... 2014-06-29 19:10:52 UTC8680
- “Ride of the Valkyries” on the radio and you can pour napalm on the zebras all morning. 2014-07-24 18:46:32 UTC9389
- It’s not medieval when you needed a virgin and a good sword to kill a dragon. 2014-08-19 22:26:52 UTC7616
- Screw psychology: I feel like inside of a giant vagina. 2014-09-23 14:27:23 UTC5805
- Yeah, and I’ve never tried to pee my name in the snow. 2014-10-29 22:53:39 UTC6638
- Actually, life must kinda suck when you can’t even trust your own ass. 2014-11-21 23:08:32 UTC10290
- And, above all, do we really need a user’s manual to take a dump? 2015-01-10 22:27:50 UTC9152
- Our life is in the hooves of an insane inventor, adult model with questionable political views, a town drunk, two shy lesbians, and Vinyl. 2015-02-10 20:15:47 UTC7804