When Apple Buck is left alone with his cousin Bob Seed to watch the farm one night while Applejack and Macareina are out, the two young stallions act upon the most likely course of action. Break into the liquor cabinet and get drunk off their asses, of course. Along with said asses having a bit of fun off on the side as well.

Family bonding never gets old, and neither do stereotypes.

Author's Note: Keep your party pants on, people, the dudes in this story are over the age of consent. This was literally the only good art I could find of these two together. But it's still incest. Hot, gay, R63 cousin incest. The best kind.

Big thanks to my editor Jake The Army Guy for all his wonderful help!

Made in honor of Bad_Seed_72, who is a cool gal y'all should definitely check out!

Art from Lulubellct, who y'all should definitely take a gander at sometime for excellent art.