Still Alive

So, one day my dad was reading a newspaper article from Equestria Daily, and my dad was laughing. Then he stopped. "Dad," I called "What's going on?"

"Nothing, Bruci-air!" He yelled. I knew something was up. I gallop down stairs and fell.

"Oof!" I said. I felt a bump. "Who did that?" I asked. No answer. I went to my dad. He looked upset. "Hey dad, what's wrong?" I asked.

"Well," he started, "Do you ever re-" he stopped and studied me. "Do you have a banana on your head?" He asked.

"Dad, I was making a 'Banana Luigi' costume. So what's wrong?" I asked.

"Well, you read it." He said. I took it and saw the news.

'Pony killed Himself!

Due to depression, he fell off of a roof. Ponies tried soothing the pony, but then he said his last words. "I regret everything, with all my life." Then, took the jump.'

Whoa. "Dad, wha-" he left. I looked around.

"Something wrong?" He asked.

"WRAAAAH!" I made a high pitched noise. "Don't do that, you scared the soul outta me!"

"Aww, I ca-" he stopped. "Well, once I did. I became a zompony and roared and killed the man. Best Halloween night ever."

"Dad!" I yelled "Thank Celestia I'm still alive! Your like a ghost Frankie Pie. You know how scary she was!"

"Now she was freaky alright." He agreed. Then I saw a pony. It was the same pony that was in the newspaper.

"SWEETCELESTIAIT'SAGHOSTRUNDADHE'SGONNAGETUSALLHE'SGONNADEVOURUSFORLIFE!" I yelled. Then I broke the 4th wall. I mean the 4th wall in our HOUSE, only Pinkie Pie does that.

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I was running for 30 minutes. I finally came to a stop. Equestria looked beautiful. Glorious. Then he's there again. "SON OF A-" No one reacted. I fainted as everypony looked as if I died out of a heart attack. And I nearly did.