Celestia's beautiful sun shone brightly over the land of Equestria. It was a lovely quiet morning... perhaps too quiet. At any rate the birds were singing and the overly bright cartoon like landscape sometimes gave you an eye sore.
As of right now, you were walking your reanimated cartoon Human body through Ponyville, that thankfully didn't look like one of those Humans from Equestria Girls.
All the mares of the town were staring at you with bedroom eyes, while the jealous stallions glared at you angrily. For you were stealing all the mare pussy without even trying.
Sweat was pouring down your neck, you felt nervous. You wished you were home in your own universe and away from these horny Ponies.
Twilight Sparkle, the purple unicorn with a blush on her face slowly approached you, as a result you gulped in fear. This was Princess Celestia's personal student, if you hurt her feelings too harshly by turning her down, the consequences could be terrible.
"Hey Anon." she said with a soft sensual voice. "Do you want to go back to my library to read a book together?"
"Uhhhh..... I dunno Twilight. Can I think about it?" you said with nervous uncertainty as you scratched the back of your neck.
Twilight blush became even redder, at the possible suggestion you would read a book with her and have sex with her.
"Oh... Well, I.... I.... Can I have a hug Mr Human?" she said nervously.
"No I-I..... "
She looked at you with pleading doggy eyes, some tears began to form in her eyes, due to the possibility of you rejecting her by not giving her a hug. Your heart skipped a beat, as you stared into those cute pleading eyes of her's. As some tears started falling down her cheeks you began to worry you might get Diabeetus if you stared too long at her. Thus you gave in to her request.
You sighed. "Oh, alright." she clapped her hooves together in joy. "But no funny business."
You leaned down to give the unicorn below a hug. She squealed in delight as you held her, her body was soft and warm, you felt her front legs' hooves holding your upper back.
Despite the many awkward situations you shared with Twilight, you still considered her a good friend. She was a little forward for your liking and you didn't like Pony pussy for a start. If only she was a Human, then you'd fucked the hell out of this smart and sexy Pony.
The Ponies were gentle in nature and were always soft with their attempts in trying to woo you. Though you still considered getting a restraining order on a certain green minted unicorn, she was the most forward of all the Ponies. One of the reasons you liked Twilight a lot, was because she helped protect you from this crazy mare that wanted to worship your hands.
It's not that you hated Ponies, but you didn't like Pony pussy. But unfortunately for you, you were somehow teleported into this alternate Equestria last week, where almost everypony had a Human fetish. Even the Pony Princesses. For you had to tell Luna to stop trying to seduce you in your dreams and put down many requests from Celestia's so called just 'friendly' sleep over at her castle invitations.
Feeling you gave her a long enough hug, you let go of Twilight. Her ears had drooped in sadness at the ending of the hug.
"Thanks Anon. That was really nice. I love you Anon."
"I love you too Twilight." Twilight gasped in joy. "As a friend."
"Aww." she said sadly. Just when you were about to turn around and walk away, you heard her speaking sensually. "Anon, if you ever change your mind about Human and Pony sex, please come to me first. I'll be the most gentle, I'll even make it less awkward for you, by using my magic to make your penis bigger and--
"OK, Twilight. I'll keep that in mind."
Twilight eyes became wide in panic as she raised her voice in alarm. "Oh, I'm sorry Anon! I didn't mean to be so for..." you gently patted her head, calming her down instantly.
"It's Okay, Twilight."
With that you continued on your way. Where were you going? Not really anywhere in particular, you just wanted to go on a nice walk around town. The moment Twilight was gone you were hit by a rainbow blur, that knocked you over.
Now you were on your back staring up at Rainbow Dash's dazed face.
"Oh, sorry Anon. I didn't mean to crash into you there."
She offered you her hoof, which you took, followed by her pulling you up back onto your feet.
"Yeah, sure you didn't...." you said sarcastically while you rolled your eyes.
"Uh.... well...." sweat poured down her face as she spoke nervously, before she started shouting. "Oh Anon! I admit it! I want you to cum inside me, Rainbow Dash."
"But I don't want to cum inside you Rainbow Dash."
Tears began to form in her eyes at your harsh words, you felt sorry for her and reached out to give her a hug.
"No!" she slapped your hand away. "Don't hug me! Unless you want to cum inside me! And I bet if I were a Human, you would be cumming inside me right now!"
"Dashie I--
"Shut up!" she shouted angrily. "You don't have a Pony fetish like you have in my dreams! I'm going to go home now, and fantasize while masturbating and crying over you, and wish as if you did have a Pony fetish."
Feeling heart broken and rejected with rivers of tears falling down her face she flew away from you.
You sighed, somewhere deep down you wondered if you did have a Pony fetish. Maybe Pony pussy wasn't so bad. You sighed again and turned around to look at the Golden Oak Library, you gulped. You just knew if you were going to survive this land, you must go native and have sex with the Ponies.
When you walked into the library you didn't see Twilight, but Princess Celestia looking at you with bedroom eyes with a sly grin on her face.
"Hey Anon, do you wanna join me and Twilight for some 'just friends' spooning?" she said sexfully.
"Uh.... maybe just Twilight."
Celestia's drooped in sadness as she spoke in a low voice. "Oh... I understand. I'm sorry if I was--
"No, it's OK you can join. And I was wondering if you want more than just friends spooning?"
Celestia wrapped her front hooves around you as a nasty grin came upon her face.
"Oh Anon. I promise this will be the best Human and Pony sex of your life."
And indeed it was. You had a threesome with Princess Celestia and Twilight and it was the best Human and Pony sex ever, the Cloppers were right all along. Pony pussy was indeed best pussy. And Rainbow Dash forgave you when you came inside her.
End
