Rainbow Dash Terminator Mega Sexy Bot 3.0

by Heropony

Rating: teen
Tags: Tragedy, Random, Slice of Life, Crossover, Comedy, Romance
Length: 268

DERP

Starring : Terminator, Nicholas Cage, Mr. Rogers, Deadpool, Rainbow Dash Terminator Mega Sexy Bot 3.0, The Ghost of John Pinette, Gordon Freeman, and the ghost of Jake from State Farm and many more!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-27 20:22:58 UTC

Rainbow Dash Terminator Mega Sexy Bot 3.0

The Ghost of Jake from State Farm had come back to Earth to warn his brother, Jack, and his friend, The Regenerator From State Farm who were currently in Ponyville in State Farm Headquarters.

"Jack, Regenerator.. The Terminator is building a personal robot pet of his..The Rainbow Dash Terminator Mega Sexy Bot 3.0... Said Jake.

"WHAT?! We must call him.." Said Jack.

"Him? No.. we can't call him.." Replied the Regenerator.

Jack picked up the phone, dialed it, and spoke, "Nicholas Cage, we need you."

Just as he spoke, Nicholas Cage burst through the wall, "I am here, and I have brought a TEAM!"

Mr. Rogers, Deadpool, The Ghost of John Pinette, and Gordon Freeman walked through the hole in the wall.

"We need bigger numbers." Said Jake, "They are too strong.." Suddenly, the 'Free Taxes' van drove another hole in the wall. "That's still not enough.." Says Jack.

Batman then came through the wall, yelling 'Yolo!'

"Lines drive me crazy!" Says John Pinette.

Mr. Rogers stomach cancer immediately devoured him.

"GOD DA-"

Meanwhile..

The Terminator stepped back, staring at his creation..

"EHN, IT ZIS PERFECT." Said the Terminator.

"CRUSH, KILL, DESTROY, .... Sw-.. Sw-... Plot Convenience." Said the Pony.

"HOW DOES THAT EVEN RELATE?!" Yells the Terminator.

Meanwhile...

"-MNIT!" Yelled Jake, "Get in the taxvan, everyone."

Everyone loaded into the Tax van.

Rainbows shot out the back, flying and making another hole in the wall, and flied into the sky.

They hit Rainbow Dash again.

"What's the plan?" Asks Jack.

"C4 it all." Said Deadpool.

The van blew up.