Surprise! You're Engaged!

Me and Gilda held each other as a small kitten sneezed on the screen. I smiled as the ring on my finger clinked against the fine crystal of my glass.

Then I woke up

It took me a while to recover, but when I did I was surrounded by the orgasmed bodies of Gilda, Lyra, Luna, and Fleur de Lys. They were sleeping, fuck knows why. I don't know why.
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I slammed the ... keyboard down and looked at the screen. I had no idea where to go next. I don't know fucking anything. I've never dated, fucked, loved, or had much pressure on me. I shouldn't even try.

"Night Everyone, till the will to write this hits me."