Surprise! You're Engaged!

I fucking love wearing blankets. It's warm, snugly, cozy, and it covers everything. The only problem is that it's a bit of a hassle. Easy to get tangled up in.

Of course, I had soaked my clothes in cum, so it's not like I had a choice in the matter.

Yes, my clothes were too soaked in my cum to ever wear again. No, I wasn't happy about it.

Well, maybe a little. Gilda had apologized and left to get more clothes just moments ago, leaving me the sole inhabitant of my apartment.

There was a knock at the door. I didn't bother getting it. I had better things to do, like play with my toes. My new feet were softer than my old feet, slimmer too. My toes had undergone a similar change. Sadly, I knew deep inside that my good looking feet wouldn't last long without hired help.

There was another knock at my door. I pointedly ignored it. Hmm, I wonder what having fox ears and tail is called. I know cat ears are nekomimi, but what was fox in Japanese?

Hmm... I wonder why different languages have different ways of doing animal calls. I mean, Japanese: Nyaa, English: meow. Was it an example of different cat breeds having different sounds in different regions, or was it a example of different languages affecting how one interacts with the world?

I- There was another, but louder, knock at the door. Who the fuck-

"Hey, Alex."

"Hey, Celestia." That bitch again. Celestia moved her fat white ass out of a portal. I didn't bother asking her to leave, she owned the room afterall.

There was an even louder, more insistent knock at the door.

"You should get that." Celestia quipped. I could feel my hands tighten around her imaginary throat, but I trudged over to the door and opened it.

"O-oh... Oh my... COMPUTER!" I flew forward and almost glomped the cool white metal case. "I won't ever leave you behind ever again. Never ever. Aww, did you miss da... mommy? Did Celestia transport you okay?" I leaned in. "Did she touch you in a no no place?" Of course, my computer didn't answer questions vocally. It would tell me when I booted it up and started gaming.

" the thing in your Ethernet port is a quantum entangled connection to European Internet, because it's faster. We added magic memory drives. 10 high speed terra grew of memory. Ohh, we upgraded your old memory too." This... This had to be a trap. A cunning plan to make porn of me getting off to porn, or something like that. What was her... wait... those fuckers touched my computer! Without me around!

If you touch my computer without me around.

You're in for a bad time.

"Alex, what are you doing with that hammer?" Celestia asked, turning her head with a slightly smug smile. The immortal Mary Sue cunt.

I would have murdered her there and then, if computer noises didn't start up behind me. I, of course, turned, and was stunned to see my computer running without any power plugs.

"Ohh I forgot to mention that we replaced your power supply with a magic reactor, and got you a wide screen monitor. Won't ever have to plug in again." I turned back to Celestia, doubt bubbling forward in my mind." Ahh, I see you've realized there must be a catch. There is, of course." I turned to my tormentor, fists balled in readiness.

"Spill it Celestia, what is this gonna cost me?" The regal bitch-icorn laughed hautily, raising herself above me.

"You mean that and every current and future game on Steam." I stared into the distance as she checkmaketed me. She had me completely at her mercy. "Glad you see the error of your ways. Firstly, you must bear Gilda a child."...

Does not compute.

"Secondly, you must not seclude yourself to your room all week every week. One day out and about minimum."...

Consult user manual for assistance.

"It's a yes then? Good." I felt myself kinda drift away. My brain just waddling along until the train of reality hit it.

"WHAT?!" Unforunately, Celestia was gone by the time I came to. Thus leaving me alone to contemplate what she said.

Did she seriously expect me to get out of my room once a week AFTER buying me every steam game current and future. Wait... what was that other thing she said? Eh, it couldn't be important. I'd remember if it was.

I turned back to computer and wasted no time in logging in. Right away, a pop up appeared with a new steam username and password, along with a warning that this was kind of like witness protection. A couple of rules of usage, don't friend anyone you'd friended before, only join approved groups, save the cyber sex to a minimum.

Cyber sex... that's the one thing I hadn't missed while I was here. Lieing about my gender, doing sexual chats, feeling guilty. Gilda kinda obseleted it. Huh, I'd still not masturbated. Eh, it could wait. I had games to mediocre my way through. Starting with... fuck there were too many choices. Perhaps...

Eh, I'll just play Minecraft... except they had said avoid things I did before..

Hmm... I'd seen a mod for Victiria II, never done they before.

((Four Hours later.))

I smiled as Equestria's soldiers crushed Mexico, taking Sonora, liberating Texas for Texans, forcing Mexico under my sphere of influence. I'd expanded to all of the griffon lands early enough, and I was powering through. I had designs on British Western Canada, possibly those niblits of Russian land. I had went down a liberal path, but the reactionary unicorns were still biting at my heels.

Equestria had far too few Pegasi, but I had no idea how to improve their numbers.

My economy was weak, but I had 900k gold in the bank. I wasn't anywhere near the red.

I laughed gently as I allowed bronyism within Equestria. The only significant human numbers were in conquered Sonora, but it felt good. Still no prompts to give Griffons the rights that ponies have. Perhaps I could activate it with a cheat.

My economy had completely rebounded and I was making money wing over hoof. I didn't have a need for a war, but I think I could win.

I stared in horror as the endless waves of British and American troops finally overwhelm my army. I don't even know why they attacked. I had done nothing against either of them. I had even fought a war alongside America. The bastards were now stomping all over my precious Equestria.

I sighed in defeat as my repeated attempts to prevent the invasions or win against all failed. Victoria II was fucking hard.