Surprise! You're Engaged!

I smiled contentedly as the not so dressy, but still regal outfit comfortable fitted my form. While it was weird looking down and seeing two bumps on my chest, the view was otherwise impeccable.

Especially the axe. I'm not sure how I convinced Rarity to believe my fantastical misrepresented Scandinavian wedding, but it seems that I had played off the ever romantic forbidden love of two Valkyries. Of course, we used fake fur and aluminum for the armor, but the silver ornamentation and rubies were all legit.

Rarity had wanted to use gold. Fuck gold.

I gave a twirl. It clinked and waved perfectly, never revealing my little secret.

Rarity, again fitting the creepy (even to his gay friends) gay friend stereotype, had jumped at the chance to at least make the sexiest and most royal lingerie possible, thoroughly butchering my last threadbare connections to masculinity eagerly. Underneath the cotton stockings, hide skirt, and leather boots was a killer set of red satin thigh long socks, a garter belt, and a set of almost transparent silk panties. I'd gone for a corset and secret little collar for my top. Of course, all of this lingerie had the best silver details and wire to complement the red.

I'd wanted to wear the satin gloves that went to my elbow and left my fingers free, but the Valkyrie outfit needed leather gloves , so I had to settle for hiding them in my room.

I looked down and admired the decorative chest plate again. My two axes, rose, and crown fit the armor nicely.

All this outfit had cost me was a dozen copped feels and some rather overt glances at areas that Rarity would never get to see again. I was going to make sure of it.

I gave Rarity another covert murderous look as her hooves rubbed my thigh in the name of "ensuring it fit." It was helping to imagine myself slowly strangling her to death with her own measuring tape. It helped to imagine myself doing the same to Celestia and Luna.

Once her final feel was done, she backed away with a sigh. It was a sigh of disappointment.

"I do believe we're done dear." I barely restrained my exhale of relief. Only to tense up again as I considered how on earth I was going to pull off phase two.