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rainbow fag opened her massages on her xbox life. it was a message from LuNa' mOOn and a party invite from some kid named LuNa' OpTiC Nadeshot. She wondered if author was allowed to use optic nadeshot she relised he was a faget and accepted the invite
she found herslef in a 6 man party with 5 other people who were xxxluna moonxxxx and optic nadhot and the cutie mark fags. they told u they were boosting off the cutie mark fags and that we were going to quickscope them. after they told me this i ddosd them and they got mad and became the main antagonists of this story. i got up from my lazy couch where is shit piss and eat my shit and decided to go outside to ponyville (also known by the local autists as dongerville) i saw a wild pack of filthy casuals smoking weed and trying to be cool then i saw it. it was le sign that said "xxxmlgcanterlotxxx" i knew this was my calling
my purpose
i had to quickscope them
at the time i didnt notice the triangle shaped molecule on the corner of the poster which clearly meant illuminati
i came across the office for ign and decided to go in. they told me to write whatever i wanted on a piece of paper. i wrote ur mom lol because thats what any smart kid would do lolllo XDDDD. i Then pulled my laptop out of my urethra and found a new review on the ign site. it was of nemo 5. it said 10/-6 ur mom lol - ign that was my review they stole it what fags. rainbow dash then left the ign office and went to the local super market to buy her daily dose of doritos and mountain dew. upon going there she realized they had a sale on fedoras and bought one that said "ur mom lol" and punched some autistic kid on her way out. She then decided to do some parkour cause shes like so brave wow.
after this she went to rarity but sadly didnt find her furiously fucking applejack and instead found her playing bf3. "You fokin wot m8 u checky cunt is tha battlefield that game sucks call ofd uty is wehere the bagged oxygen lives currently am ir ight ehoehoeho. faggot" rarity peed herself
rainbow dash was all like "AAYAYAYYAAYAYYAY" AND SAID "hey fag wanna join my clan"
rarity was like "can i make our dreses rainbow dash slapped her no faggot fuck you
Rainbow Dash lay in bed dreaming of applejackxrarity. Twilight Sprakles broke into her house and yelled "Get up faggot".
She moaned "Shut up m8 i sware ill hook u in da gabber". As with an mlg tone of voice Twilight said "Don't make me get the whip".
Rainbow Dash got up and ignored the huge pile of shit and piss strewn about her bed. "1v1 me rust faggot ill destroy you ez"
Twilight Sperkle pulled out her brown-stained Xbox controller and fired up the Xbox-360 which had just conveniently exited her ear. They
fired up *le mw2 and played on Rust making sure to shout horse puns at each other periodically. Once the map had loaded Rainbow Dash grew fingers. While this act had confused Twinkling Sprint she continued to play and continued to the top of the map. As she donned her fedora and raised the euphoria, she jumped off the map and she hit a 420 triple wallbang quad noscope drag. She ended the game while orgasming intensly from her act of swege. At that moment a bunch of 12 year old children burst into her house through the window and screamed while gargling on their mountain dew. "OH MY FUUUCKINGG GOODOOODOO" One screamed before falling into a series of seizures caused by his extreme dank levels. Rainbow Dash scremed at her mum to get the camera before realizing she was ded from overdosing on marijuana (remember kids drugs are always 2dank4u) twilight sprinkels killed herself then came back to leif cause shes a princses or something (idk ur mom lol). she then got a call from some faggot on teh xboox and a party invite from some queer. who was faget?
