A One-Off of the story Best of Intentions, Worst of Results. Written with permission from the awesome author, Twidashforever.
Spoiler Warning: DO NOT read before reading the chapter "Preparation For The Last Stand" of Best of Intentions, Worst of Results, if you want to avoid spoilers.

Commander Tsunami made the terrible mistake of insulting Twilight Sparkle. She has been a thorn in his side for a long time, and being the backstabber he is, he tries to turn ponies against her. He's hated enough as it is, but Rainbow Dash didn't take too kindly to her wife being insulted.

The Commander learned the hard way not to piss off Rainbow Dash. Especially when she's a Princess. And has golden wings that are sharp as hell. And is married to a certain purple Alicorn.

Princess Luna sometimes reads this report before sleeping.