
The Faith of Carrot Top
Humans are being shipped with ponies once again. But this time, something's gone wrong. Our mammalian hero doesn't want to go along! Poor, broken-hearted Carrot Top! She just can't understand it. Who wouldn't want to be shipped w
That's right. This story has the infamous tag-trifecta of pony blasphemy. We're shipping humans with ponies over here.
But what's this? Something's gone wrong. Our bipedal hero doesn't want to lose his heart to an equine!
Poor, broken-hearted Carrot Top! She just can't understand it. Who wouldn't want to be shipped with a pony?
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77521 words: Estimated about 6 hours to read
10 Chapters:
- Chapter 1: The Gentlemare 2014-04-30 01:54:55 UTC10168
- Chapter 2: The Semi-Obligatory Towel-Clad Scene 2014-05-06 13:39:10 UTC8078
- Chapter 3: How I Met Your Mothers 2014-05-11 14:30:18 UTC9618
- Chapter 4: The New New Lunar Republic 2014-05-20 14:51:06 UTC7547
- Chapter 5: From Sea to Shining Sea 2014-05-27 07:04:26 UTC6509
- Chapter 6: Of Hearts and Hooves 2014-06-03 21:00:26 UTC5840
- Chapter 7: The Liturgy 2014-06-10 21:03:04 UTC8311
- Chapter 8: Resistance 2014-06-17 21:02:54 UTC8801
- Chapter 9: The Morning After 2014-06-24 20:51:54 UTC12245
- Closing Notes 2014-06-24 21:07:45 UTC404