Human in Equestria

by Elliott Johnston

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Romance, Adventure, Random, Human, Dark
Length: 2442

Human in equestria is a 63 chapters long depending on how my life goes on.

This is a story about a human leaving his home world to find him self in an unknown
he is the main character of this story he wakes from the ground and it has forests around him
but then a lavender sentient horse is there to find him (NO SPOILERS) .

im still waiting for an editor to edit some of my stuff because im not very good with grammar
yea i guess you could say im a bit rubbish but that will improve in time i just have to work hard
this story might have a few chapters like 43 or 63 chapters (if im lucky) i dont know lets see how that goes along
i hope you like this story brohoof.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-05-06 18:58:14 UTC

the waking up

I woke up from the sound of my alarm it was very loud in fact i thought my ears were ringing.

i got up dizzy and sick but i ignored that and turned my alarm of but then i heard my mother call for me down stairs to eat my  breakfast Mother said Son come down quick and eat your breakfast its getting cold.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I said OK! coming just let me get dressed for high school please. mother said oh ok but you better hurry. as i got down stairs i saw dad on the way up my dad stopped and smiled at me weirdly i asked dad whats up why are you looking at me like that? dad said i hope you have a good time at school have you gotten a girlfriend yet?. i turned a crimson red he said DAD YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE TALKING ABOUT THESE THINGS!!! dad said ok ok i wont but do you have one yet he questioned.

i didn't answer and i walked down the stairs while my dad shrugged and muttered ok ill ask you again later under his breath. as i walked down and went to the kitchen i sat down and started to eat my toast when i was finished i told my mother mom im going to school now my mother said ok by honey hope you have a good day and fined a girlfriend she smirked.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            MOOM i shouted she laughed at the outburst i gave at her. as i walked out the door and walked to school i saw my mate on the side walk waiting for me he didn't notice me when i went by but i didn't say anything instead i carried on walking to school as i got half way to my school a flash of light appeared really brightly then my hole body began fading (inside his head) OH MY FUCKING GOD then poof i go unconscious.

i woke up on the ground in a weird forest as i got up i found my back pack on the floor i opened it and found a knife and a pistol with some bullets i know i shouldn't have these but just in case someone attacked me my mother and dad doesn't know that i have these if they found out then well... IM FUCKED but they never did so that's great after i got up i walked around a little bit but a pony was in front of me with there mouths open i croaked at the thought they could do that but then it spoke (twilight sparkle) what are you?!? after that comment i took a step back and fell over a rock and hit my self unconscious again (2 hours later) i woke up in a bed it was really small but it felt really soft i could just sleep again but i didn't.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   But then i heard foot steps NO i heard hoof steps the clicking clacking of the strange creature but then the door got wrapped around in a pinkish purplish color covered the door then a lavender pony walked in and said hi are you ok you looked really hurt when you fell over that big rock she said. then i said WHAT ARE YOU. she answered i am twilight sparkle an alicorn princess but you can just call me twilight i was shocked but i shrugged it away i asked what is this place (twilight) this place is called Equestria and... i dont think ive seen you before are you a new race?!?!. i said no because i got randomly teleported here by a flash of light.... WAIT is this another dimension a dimension full of talking ponies omg thats AWESOME!!. after i had a great Awesome outburst she fell to the floor and started to laugh so hard (perverted mind) thats what she said hehe i shaked my head and asked what you laughing about she said im laughing because of your funny outburst of excitement but what are you? i said i am a species (race) called humans i come from a planet called Earth theres billions of us in that planet. she said well thats interesting can i ask you another question. i said sure go ahead do you want to meet my friends. i said well if they dont hurt me then yes i will but i dont know what the other ponies will think of me if i go out there. she said dont worry im the princess they will think of you as a friend. i said were friends??. well yes we are at least i consider you one do you consider me as one. i said well.... i sighed yea i guess i can call you a friend.

a new dimension

as me and twilight walked down the street or galloped we met at a cottage house with a nice garden and animals everywhere there were birds nests made out of wooden houses and there was a hill were the cottage was. as we got up to the door twilight knocked the door with her hooves. a small clicking clacking noise again but a silent one. a yellow pony with a pink mane and she looked like a Pegasus but twilight had a horn on her head so she must be a unicorn but she had wings to. she did say to me she was an Alicorn so she is a Pegasus unicorn hmmm interesting ill ask her later about that. a small shy voice said emm hi twilight what brings you here. twilight said well ive found this human you might want to meet him hes quite charming with a smirk on her face. as this Pegasus called flutter shy was it? but before i could ask she jumped on me like a predator trying to catch its pray she put her face against mine and said awww hes so CUTE she said loudly. i said ermm is she trying to kiss me or hug me i cant tell with a smile on my face. twilight just laughed as her friend cuddled me it felt kinda nice actually and rather warm as her body pressed against mine. my head was about to explode but twilight quickly got her off me before she could do damage to my fragile body. I finally got up after being nearly crushed to death. I asked ermm is your name flutter shy?. She said well yes what is your name. I said well... my name is Elliott its Elliott Johnston. She said well that's an odd name to have but any pony could have weird names if they wanted to. Twilight said well flutter shy can you give Elliott here a massage for about an hour is that ok with you. Flutter shy said well certainly Elliott follow me. As I follow her in the cottage and up the stairs she placed me on the bed and started massaging me it felt very nice and a bit painful at times but I guess its ok for now. After that 1 hour she said go take a shower you kinda smell no offense. I said none taken as I walked to the bath room place I found a shower and I turned it on hot water started to come out heheh that's what she said. As I stepped in the nice hot shower I nearly slipped a bit but luckily I didn't when I got out and put the towel over me I heard someone come in. But I quickly put the towel covering my private parts. After twilight came in she said is everything ok. I said yea every thing is fine with a sheepish smile on my face. then I slipped and dropped my towel and twilight looked at my dick she blushed and galloped out of the room. i shouted twilight wait!! but there wasn't an answer from both of them as i rapped my body up quickly i ran after her. she was hiding behind flutter shy even flutter shy was grinning and blushing i said to both of them im sorry it was an accident. twilight said no its my fault im so sorry ermm but i got to admit it was kinda big. after i heard that comment i blushed so bad and my head looked so red even twilight and flutter shy noticed it but when i was at the bathroom before she ran out her wings went straightly up hehe its a wing boner lol. i asked twilight what was that when your wings sprouted up very fast. she said well i dont really want to talk about that. but i noticed that flutter shy wings were up so shes got a wing boner haha. but when flutter shy said something her face was really blushed ermm Elliott she said. i said yea whats up?. she said well i would like to carry on massaging you for another hour is that ok. i said yea thats fine in the shower my neck was hurting from standing there to long. twilight said thats why i went in there to see you were ok. but before i could protest twilight jumped on me and rapped her lips against my mouth and drove her tongue down my throat moaning as she did for about 2 minutes till we parted i sat there on the floor with a confused look on my face. flutter shys face was so flushed she had a wing boner she led out a loud squeek of joy. i was so shocked of what just happend. i asked ermmm twi why did you do that ive got to say that you are a good kisser (giggles). twi said well ive got a thhhing... for you. she shys away. i said what do you mean?. she said well ermm i like like you she said. my heart was about to explode and my face lit up again seriously you love me???. she said well ive liked you since i first met you. you were nice to me like really charming, kind. i know we haven't known each other for so long but i dont really care about that anyways you do look really cute sorry if that offends you. i said well back home nobody liked me only my friends and parents id never really had a girlfriend before. she said whats a girlfriend?? oh wait you mean mare friend oh well ermm (hides away again) im pretty sure that fluttershy likes you. flutter shy said well i do kinda like you to remeber me pouncing on you early today oh and lets do the massaging now. i stood up and walked over to the bed i was still confused about twilight kissing me early i was a bit shocked and felt really nice wow she was really a good kisser how come she doesn't have a boyfriend or a colt friend. flutter shy said can you move on your back please. as i moved on my back she gave a weird grin and she put her hole body on top of me and started to ride me like i was some horse.i said what ARE YOU DOING?!?!? she giggled. she said im riding you like i said me and twilight always like you remember. she then kissed me on the lips for seven minutes. after all that was done we went home because twilight said she will make you see her other friends later tomorrow for now you will have to live with me and sleep with me with a big grin on her face. i said ermm isnt that a bit weird?? you might try something. she said no no no i wont do that (with a planning grin on her face).

A nights sleep

As we got undressed except for twilight because she is practically naked but she didn't mind it as we got into bed she nuzzled my chest snuggling up to me. she said have you ever had a snuggling buddy before with a wink and grin on her face.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I blushed ermm.... twilight what do you mean snuggling buddy's do you mean hugging each other. she said no i mean the other kind. I was waiting for that part i don't know why these ponies  like me so much im not that special well im kind of an mystery creature from another dimension but i do like flutter shy especially twilight even though we haven't know each other for long well maybe a bit long like 3 months shes been keeping away from anyone but today we met flutter shy.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              she was happy about it so i guess im going to live well here i wonder what my family are doing now that im gone i do love my dad and mum but my life is really rubbish there i cant get a girlfriend and lots of other friends i only have 1 friend my life there was a sad wreck but here its really nice im never before in my life that two mares had a crush on me and even kissed me and 1 saw my penis well that was really mad but i think ill ask twilight out in like tomorrow or tonight.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  when we got into the massive bed i looked at twilight and then accidentally looked into her rear she caught me looking at her that way but she only smiled and said i thought you were going to sleep. i said yea im really tired but ill wait till you get into the bed it makes me comfortable when people sleep with me i mean not in that way he he. as she walked over towards the bed she gave me a quick wink and hopped in bed with me. i said good night Twi.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Wait! Elliott don't go sleep yet she said. i asked why not. she said well we could stay up a little bit do you mind?. i said no i don't mind but you what ill stay up sleeping is overrated anyway. (she giggles) as we stay up Ive noticed when i look at her she turns away blushing all the time i know whats she thinking DO YOU??

but that was the wrong answer she wanted to start drinking alcohol even i joined in on the fun it was a good night twilight was really drunk but she fell asleep on the floor i was a bit unhappy because i was thinking we were gonna have sex or something. owell maybe next time