"Good job, Applebloom!" Pinkie Pie said to the young filly, who just got finished her first batch of cupcakes; Silver Spoon cupcakes. Pinkie Pie smiled. "Go home now; don't tell a soul about this. Promise?" Pinkie said as the same blade she used to cut Rainbow Dash's wing was being sharpened under her. "I won't. Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a CUPCAKE in my eye." Applebloom replied, emphasizing the word 'cupcake'. Pinkie Pie smiled, stopped sharpening her blade, then let the filly out of her lair.
The lair was hidden below Sugarcube Corner, in the basement. The only way to the basement was a hole in the floor, covered by boxes at all time. Only Pinkie Pie knows about this, and now Applebloom knows. Pinkie hoped Applebloom would keep her vicious secret.
As soon as the baby filly left her sight, a big grin grew across Pinkie's face. "Let us see whose next..." Pinkie went in the back room, marked, "Pinkie Pie only." She found her barrel filled with names and numbers. Each mare, colt, and filly in Ponyville had a number, and piece of paper in the barrel. Pinkie Pie reached in the barrel and pulled out a number. Number 573. She looked up that number in her book. "Ooh, look who it is!" Pinkie Pie ran out the door.
Vinyl Scratch, or DJ PON-3 as her fans called her, trotted inside her home back in Ponyville. She just got back from a month-long tour in Canterlot and Fillydelphia. Not to mention DJing at the Royal Ball, in which Princess Celestia attended. Vinyl was so tired after all the partying all night. "Boy, that after party was INTENSE!" She spoke to herself. She threw herself on the couch. But, she saw a pink figure standing at her window. Vinyl Scratch couldn't make out the figure, since she was so tired she couldn't even see straight anymore. Vinyl blacked out on the couch, and that gave Pinkie the cue to snatch her up.
Hours later, Vinyl Scratch woke up dazed and confused. Her hooves were latched onto a platform. "Hello? What the hay is going on??" She screamed, hoping for an answer. She tried breaking free, but no use; she was trapped. Pinkie walked down holding Rainbow Dash, being all sewn up. All she was reduced to a stuffed animal; unable to move. Dash was lifeless in Pinkie's arms. "Pinkie Pie? IS THAT RAINBOW DASH?" Tears ran down Vinyl’s face, under her glasses. "Oh Vinyl Scratch, do you love it? I worked a whole day on it!" Pinkie held up Dash higher under the light so that Vinyl could see a clearer image. "Um...yes. Very much, Pinkie. Now can I go home now?" Vinyl tried to convince Pinkie Pie of letting her go. "Of course not! Your number came up, you see, and I have always wanted to try cupcakes made from one of the most famous ponies in all of Equestria! You're DJ PON-3! I've heard nothing but praise about you. But no one has told me how you taste. So I'm just gonna have to try you on my own now. Dashie here lasted only 30 minutes. Think you can do better?" Pinkie said, throwing Rainbow Dash against the wall. She turned on the light to reveal the room, filled with bloody corpses from the other ponies and the skulls hanging from the chains on the wall. On the wall was written "Life is a party" in what looks like blood.
Vinyl Scratch had to think hard and fast. Then she remembered she's a unicorn! She can just break the chains with magic! So that's what she did. She broke the chains while Pinkie's back was turned, then bolted up the stairs. "NO! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU!" Pinkie shouted, quickly following her. But it was no use. Vinyl had already escaped her horrible fate. But she wasn't completely free; Pinkie Pie was chasing swiftly behind the white unicorn. Vinyl Scratch had to just keep running so she doesn't become Pinkie Pie's next special.
Finally, Vinyl thought, I'm home. She slammed the door behind her, locked all of the windows and doors, and called the Pony Authorities. The Pony Authorities are like the 911 of Equestria. She dialed the number, and she explained her situation to the dispatcher.
Pinkie Pie eventually gave up and went back to Sugarcube Corner. She slammed the door behind her and walked towards the kitchen. "Why in Celestia didn't you just start?" She said out loud to herself. "I can just go back tonight while she's asleep. I can cut off her horn first." She said. Pinkie paces back and forth across the kitchen. She looked at the oven. "Boy, do I wish I could be eating cupcakes right now!" Pinkie giggled. She looked in the fridge and searched around. She found what she was looking for. One single cupcake. She looked at the bottom, where she labeled who it was. "Octavia. Wow, what good memories. She lasted only 30 minutes, with 14 adrenaline shots. But, boy, did she scream!" She hopped over to her table anxious to eat the remains of Octavia. She sat down and ate her delicious cupcake when she heard a knock at her door. Pinkie Pie opened the door to reveal two policeponies.
"Oh, hi boys, do you need something?" She said with her usual smile.
"We got a call that you were murdering ponies and baking them into cupcakes. Is this true, Miss Pinkie Pie?"
"Of course not, silly fillies! That’s disgusting! Come in, try some. See if you taste pony."
The two policeponies walked inside Sugarcube Corner. The place smelled like what you would usually find in a bakery: fresh bread and frosting. Pretty much what the policeponies expected. The two sat down, and Pinkie brought out cupcakes. They looked practically perfect, with deep purple cake and light purple frosting. They quickly ate them, as the anticipation was killing them. They knew Sugarcube Corner's cupcakes beat the rest. Little did they know the cupcakes were from Miss Cheerilee, the school teacher. She had her cupcakes saved in the fridge for the public to eat.
"So, boys, what are your names?" Pinkie Pie said, trying to learn a bit about them.
"Moonlight" One policepony said. He had a moon cutie mark, a dark blue long and flowy mane, and a pure white coat.
"And you?" Pinkie Pie asked the other one. A plan was forming in her head.
"Candy Corn." Of course, his mane was spiky and orange, and his coat was yellow. His cutie mark was a candy corn, obviously.
"Hey, can we have some more of a different kind? I want to try more." Moonlight said. Pinkie nodded, and went to where she put the cupcakes that she poisoned. She took out two, and handed them to the curious ponies.
"Mmm, thanks, Miss Pie." Candy Corn said. The two of them devoured them, then fell to the floor, unconscious.
"Just as planned…" Pinkie said while dragging them to the basement.
Meanwhile, back at Vinyl's house, she was panicking. Vinyl's eyes were filled with tears and she was in shock that Pinkie Pie, of all ponies, would murder ponies like this, all willy nilly. She was glad the authorities were arresting her as she thought about it, dragging her to the electric chair. All this thinking made Vinyl tired. As she nodded off, she thought she wouldn't get captured again. The windows and doors were locked. She practically thought she was safe. But, no, that party pony knew how to get Vinyl Scratch, if it was the last thing she'd do.
Pinkie Pie waited anxiously outside. As soon as she saw the DJ close her tired red eyes, she knew that it was her time to shine. Carefully, Pinkie climbed up the rooftop to capture her prey.
Hours of hanging where Rainbow Dash once laid, Vinyl, Candy Corn, and Moonlight dangled helplessly. Moonlight was the first to gain consciousness. Pinkie was busy sharpening her blades when the others woke up. Vinyl was next, but she felt different from when she fainted, not because she was captured, not because her fate has completely changed, but because her horn was missing. Her head was throbbing uncontrollably. "Ah, the three of you are awake! Time to get this party started! You two will have to wait!" Pinkie Pie winked at the two colts hanging on the wall. They shot each other a frightened look. Pinkie Pie picked up her newly sharpened saw and began to cut an incision through Vinyl’s stomach. Vinyl let out a whispered cry as blood poured out on the floor of the basement. Moonlight and Candy Corn cried out in fear. They shook and pulled at the chains but with no luck. Pinkie next took the same blade she sunk into Rainbow Dash and continued to cut off the DJ’s cutie marks. The slices of flesh came right off into Pinkie Pie’s hooves. Vinyl’s glasses shattered to the floor when she shook and shouted in pain. Tears and blood mixed on the floor under the pink pony’s feet. The smell of blood and frosting filled the room. The smell made Vinyl Scratch cringe while Pinkie Pie licked her lips. Her stomach would was still revealed to Pinkie Pie. She stuck her hoof inside and pulled out her intestines. Moonlight couldn’t take it anymore; he screamed for help at the top of his lungs. Pinkie noticed he was calling for help from the outsiders, but it was no use. Pinkie Pie turned to him. “It’s a bit rude that you’re screaming during an operation!” Pinkie Pie was pretending to be a doctor. She trotted to her carousel of killing utensils and took out just one small knife. It looked sharp and it was as shiny as Vinyl’s eyes, which were filled with tears. “Hold still! We don’t want you to bleed to death just yet!” With those words, she shoved the small knife into Moonlight’s throat and cut his tongue clean off. Candy Corn threw up at the sight of the tongue in Pinkie’s hoof. Blood was escaping from Moonlight’s mouth and onto the floor with Vinyl’s blood. Pinkie threw the tongue in the wastebasket and got back to her work with Vinyl Scratch. But to her surprise, Vinyl was out like a light. Pinkie still had some adrenaline shots left. She injected a spoonful of the adrenaline into Vinyl’s cut. Vinyl Scratch’s eyes opened with a jerk. The pain suddenly struck her again. She looked up to see her legs being pulled apart and torn clean off. Vinyl saw her organs fall out into the blood on the floor. Moonlight tried to tell Pinkie how crazy she was, but he couldn’t without his tongue. Pinkie giggled at the weird noises he was making. Pinkie looked at Vinyl and smiled. “Well, you look like you’re in pain! Lemme help you out there!” Pinkie grabbed the chainsaw and pulled the string. Moonlights and Candy Corn’s eyes widened in shock. Vinyl just shut her eyes. She knew her fate was sealed. There was no way out. The chainsaw tore through her neck and then down her stomach smoothly. Blood and guts spewed everywhere. “It’s raining guts!” Pinkie said.
The DJ’s heart stopped beating. Her eyes steadied and tears stopped leaking from them. She was surely dead. “Wow, 55 minutes! New record!” Pinkie Pie said, looking at the clock. “Who’s next?” She turned to the colts. Moonlight was spitting out chunks of blood. Candy Corn was heavily breathing from all the crying he just did. “How about I do both of you at the same time?” She said as if she was asking kids if they wanted candy. “Hold on just a sec…” Pinkie Pie unhooked the remains of the DJ and put her in a bag. She went into the other room of the basement and wheeled in another wooden platform. She then placed the big wooden board next to the other one, so they were parallel to each other. She took only Vinyl’s bloody head and got out her hair clipper from the carousel. She chopped at the silky blue mane until all that was left was a bald sphere with a muzzle and eyes. She tore at the skull until the white flesh completely came off into Pinkie Pie’s hooves. “OOOHH! This is soft!” She said in her normal cheery voice. She felt the gooey flesh and she pinned it to the wall. “I can paint the skull later! What color should it be?” She asked Moonlight. She then remembered how his tongue was removed not so long ago. She looked at Candy Corn.
“What do you think?” She said. “Um…how about blue?” Candy Corn said to try to please the pink party pony. “Hm... I like that! You are gonna be one sweet cupcake!” She pat Candy Corn on the head. She shivered a bit. “Now hold still while I unhook you guys. You cannot escape, so there's no point in trying to.” Pinkie said as she unchained Moonlight first. She unchained Candy Corn, who sighed. There was no use in crying now. Pinkie strapped the two of them up to the platforms so she can start her work.
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Pinkie Pie ate her delicious Moonlight cupcake as she sat down and turned on her television. She started to channel surf for a bit when an interesting story came on the news of two missing police officers in Ponyville. They were last seen walking in the town square talking to each other. Pinkie Pie listened as she bit into her delicious cupcake and tried to find a comfortable position on the couch she was sitting on. “Poor policeponies, I hope they’re okay!” Pinkie Pie said as she licked a bit of frosting off the scrumptious cupcake. The next story was that famous DJ PON3 went missing. Pinkie Pie finished the cupcake she was working on eating and went to get out a pure white cupcake with blue frosting. The news went on about how she was being chased by a pink pony that was unidentified. “I wonder who that pink pony is…” Pinkie said to herself again as she took a big bite of the cupcake. What a busy day she had. She made some new friends that came over to play with her.
And she made a fresh batch of cupcakes.
