Derailed

                                                                                   (Derail's POV)

Unlike most of the poor suckers who get captured and unjustly turned to stone/ and or get imprisoned by the royal butts of the night and day I somehow managed to evade capture thank goodness, and being a cybertronian I could enter stasis lock, which is like hibernation for robots so instead of being aware of what was going around me for the last 1,500 years it all just felt like a nice dream, which meant one of two things.

Either Sunbutt and Luna did not find my sleeping form and gave up, or they did find it and thought I was dead and decided to let me "rest in peace".

The latter was less likely.

Either way I remained untouched from the 15 centuries I laid dormant in this cave. Thankfully I set my internal alarm clock before I went to sleep and it was only a matter of time before my body's internal systems slowly started to come back online.

The first thing that reactivated was my audio receptors, which immediately received the sounds of cheering and praising for something, someone or in this case "somepony".

As soon as my Optics came back online I opened my eyes to see that I was in the Canterlot statue garden.

"So they did managed to find my body, but they just had to display it for tourists who would never give me a second glance, honestly I was surprised I was not turned stone or placed in some safe prison or something?"

Now with my extensive knowledge on MLP:FIM via some of the many episodes that I watched, I could be in either one of the following celebrations: Discords defeat, The Canterlot wedding, Twilight coronation, or the summer sun celebration.

I preferred it to be Discod's defeat, that one I could crash without interrupting something as important as a wedding or a coronation.

Jumping down from my pedestal with a thud I turned around and examined the plaque written on it.

This Statue represents *"Deception"** a being who caused untold misery and destruction with his strange weapons and powers, it was only through the friendship and strength between the two sisters that they managed to use the elements of harmony to defeat this monster rendering his body lifeless and empty, with the fall of deception the age of peace and prosperity came, all thanks to our two glorious princess*

"Okay I now know for a fact that Celestia or Luna bribed the guy who made this plaque to make it look like they where the ones who defeated me, WOW Celly after all that humiliation you just had to claim the glory saying you defeated me when we both know that you found me in some cave when I was asleep and defenseless thats low Celly........ then again Dullahan, Axel and Invention practically went though the same $%!#"

Ignoring the degrading inscription I transformed and drove towards the castle to see what all the cheering was about.

Expanding my audio receptors radius I heard someone singing some song that they probably pulled out of their butthole.

And then I almost immediately placed the owner of that voice

Everything is gonna be fine!!

...........oooohhhhh shiiiiiiiii

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                                                 (Celestia's POV)

I watched as Twilight, or should I say Princess Twilight ride the carriage getting waves and cheers of approval and praise from all my little ponies, she deserved it, she had saved us from doom time and time again and had earned her crown and title.

If Only Sunset Shimmer and been so humble.

I had always hoped that maybe she could see the error of her ways and return seeking my guidance, if she did I would not only forgive her but I would give her a second chance at everything.

But now is not a time to reflect on one past mistakes I must look to the future, I have so many plans for twilight, now I must enjoy the moment.

The colorful steamers, the cheers of joyful ponies, Twilight's beautiful singing, the sound of a motor engine.

................The sound of a motor engine?

As I listened for the source of this unwelcome noise I noticed that it was strangely close as while it was getting louder by the second...... also I felt a strange rumbling underneath my very hooves.

Before I could send a guard to investigate, I heard the sound of something crashing through a wall and then almost at once I saw a metal vehicle with a scooper mounted on its front side driving directly at Twilight and her friends.

Said vehicle sporting a very familiar purple insignia that I knew all too well.

"Oh no" I whispered.

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                                                         (Derail's POV)

If their was one thing that was certain is that I was not gonna wait for some guard to find me, alert the princess and by extension interrupting Twilight's coronation which by default meant Celestia sending her to hunt me down which I'm pretty sure was not gonna sit well with her friends and family, imagine you had to cancel your party because duty calls? I would have taken my anger out on the offender for taking away from my free time with my friends and family and making me hunt him via repetitive beatings.

Though I'm pretty sure Celestia would be the one to do the beating in this situation.

So here I am running through the castle, smashing everything in my path with my mine cleaner alternate form, the scooper mounted on my front repeatedly sent paintings, vases, and even a few guards flying.

"They'll live" I said to myself.

Your probably wondering why I'm turning the castle into a wreck, well I never really cared about my well being since for some reason I was resistant to most magic (although it still hurt) and even though the Elements of harmony where never used on me it remained to be seen if they could turn me to stone. So it was by extension that I didn't give a damn about how angry Celestia was at me, while I never really did anything that would violate the ten commandments in the first few weeks of me coming to this world of rainbows and sunshine, it was still funny seeing Sunbutt giving me the evil eye whenever I blew something up.

So now I was making it my mission to give her something to get pissed at, and I'm pretty sure that a giant castle repair bill would give her a migraine.

So after 30 seconds of senseless destruction and probably causing 12,000,000 bits in damage I burst through what looked like a very expansive stained glass window.

Did I mention that I didn't know where that window lead to? Because immediately I was on a path with a crowd of ponies on each side, a path I'm pretty sure was meant for Twilight and her friends to walk through.

If I had time to look, I would have found the shocked and scared looks of Equestria's population amusing, but for now I was focused on my secondary mission, which was getting the hell outta here.

However It was only a matter of time before I saw a purple alicorn and her pony pose coming into view.

"Gangway!" I shouted

Now I know what your thinking, Twilight came to her senses jumped out of the way and I was allowed to plow through the city unopposed.

Well thats what I thought would have happened, except she just stood their like a dear in headlights as I closed the distance between us.

And then a split second later, Twilight was flying.

I just hoped she learned how to use those new wings of her's as my scooper just sent Equestria's newest princess 100 feet in the air.