I guess this is alright.

Chapter one

February 12,2012

Time: 5:58

*SLAM*

*sigh*

I fell on my bed again from another day of school man it's hard going to school when your a brony and when there's haters, oh my god dude your going to have the hardest day of your life.

*meow*

''Yes Mr. Snuffer it does suck dick to go to a school without bronys.''

Yeah I know people say that the brony community is all across the world and everything, but where I come from if your a brony people think that your a faggot to America. My name is Scott I was a normal kid, shaggy black hair,dark brown eyes, lived with my mom and nothing more, i'm in high school ,but i am not a jock or a smart person or what ever the hell they call them instead I was a normal kid alright grades not that much popular or unpopular just like in the middle. Well that all change for me two weeks ago, some guy or ASSHOLE! Found out somehow that I was a brony and told everybody on Facebook that I was one. Now hear me out I don't have a Facebook so i don't know what happened until the next day where people were calling me names during class.

Not only that, but its been getting worse like hate notes in my locker ,and hate notes in my mail box its even harder though cause i'm the only brony at my school and so I have no one to back my shit up. So everyday I walk in front of the school doors and ask myself...

''Is this even worth it.''

But today was the worst yet we were having a school jock cheer for there team in the gym and what happened next made me want to run out of there well I did. One of the jocks showed a video of me watching My little Pony. At first everybody was staring at the screen ,but then the video ended and everybody faced me ,and let me tell you I actually wanted to shit my pants. First I was thinking how the FUCK.DID.THEY.GET.THAT! Then I made a dumb look and knew how they did this (note to self don't watch My Little Pony in public.) I was so angry and sad that I just wanted to burst in tears and start crying ,but I was so mad that I wanted to beat the living crap out of everybody that was in that gym ,but like the bronys say love and tolerate. I didn't want to cry cause that would just give them more fuel to torment me in school so I did what most people do when shit like this happens I ran away from the school.

Yeah I know ya'll think that something like that isn't true ,but when your friends ,or family say there haters out there in the world THERE DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS! Well that brings us to right now me on my bed face down screaming in my pillow.

''This is fucking bullshit why the hell do they keep tormenting me like this!''

*meow*

''Yes Mr.Snuffers how I wish to just go to Equestria and end this fucking horrible life.''

*meow*

''Yes Mr.Snuffers i'll feed you.''

I got up to feed my cat ,but I noticed something extremely wrong with my computer like what the fuck it was shaking and the screen was flashing a mixture of colors. I look at it to see a small little mail paper in the middle I garb the mouse and then click on it to see what the hell it was.

*mph* ''probably a virus lets find out.''

BOOM!

''HOLY SHIT!'' I had jump back on time and did a barrel roll over my bed and fuck that scared the living fuck out of me. I took a few minutes to calm myself and look over my bed. The computer was now glowing a light green ,but look burnt from the sudden explosion. I build the nerves to walk over to the computer and look at it.

''WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!'' I said with a look of anger and surprise. I was at least glad my mom wasn't home because holy shit if she walk in and saw how much mess this explosion made I would be sleeping in the back yard tied to a tree.

''Come on that's gotta be the best entrance yet.'' A deep voice said from the computer wait a second.

''OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK BAR B Q'S AT BOB'S PLACE DID THAT COMPUTER JUST FUCKING TALK!'' I started to walk back while pointing my finger.

The mysterious voice started to talk to me again.

''Come on we both know i'm not a computer.''

I look around for a bit and ask the voice.

''Then who are you?''

''Come on the god of chaos does it ring a bell.''

I was stunned of what I just heard like if some one told a kid in the 80s if he wanted any candy store in the world what would it be.

''Y..yo...your Discord?'' Okay i got four answers for what i just said right there.

A.) Yes, and you should be scared out of your fucking mind right now.

B.) No, and in a few minutes your going to wake up in a ally naked.

C.) you just FUCKING LOST YOURSELF!

D.) all of the above.

''DING DING DING FOLKS WE HAVE A WINNER ,but yes and i noticed something about you wanting to go Equestria you know that can be arranged.''

Did he just say that i can go to Equestria OH.MY.GOD my mind is full of fuck right now.

I screamed like a girl and talk as fast as Pinkie Pie

''HOLY SHIT REALLY YOU CAN DO THAT !'' I jump up from the sudden excitement.

''Yes ,but you have to do something for me later now do we have a deal.''

Okay do something for him at a later time seems legit besides what the worst he can make me do.

''HELL YEAH WE HAVE A DEAL ,but how do I know that i'm not just going insane can you like show yourself?''

''No problem.''

SNAP!

A boom of smoke filled the room and for a few seconds I couldn't see anything.

*GASP*

There he was The God of Chaos right there in front of me like if he just came straight out the cartoon I didn't know if I should shit bricks or faint.

''Well you wanted to see me so here I am.'' Discord said waving his arms at me.

This has to be the best day of my life ,or the day I go to a mental hospital.

''Well okay you are real I guess ,but if i'm really going can I do a few stuff real quick?''

Discord pulled out a chair and shads pop on top of his head ,he sat on top of the chair and put his arms around his back.

My left eye twitched at what I just saw

How the hell did he do that oh yeah magic.

Discord smirk in a cool way and said in a low voice. ''Five minutes.''

I ran down stairs and got two boxes of Meow mix,a gallon of water and two popcorn bowls I ran back in the room and placed the two popcorn bowls on the floor and filled one with Meow mix the other with water.I then turned around.

''Alright Mr.Snuffers i'll be gone for awhile remember your the man of the house and tell mom i said bye.''

''Alright later bro have a fun trip.'' Mr.Snuffer said while waving his paw at me

*GASP*

''Did yo... BOOM! , I couldn't ask that last question cause I exploded into smoke and vanish.

...

Mr.Snuffer jump down from the bed and look out the window into the far reaches of space.

''Oh Scott there's so much you didn't know about me. Will all I can say know is that I wish you the best with the pony's.''

A/N This is my real true story everybody and trust me it will get better as it goes please comment and tell me how i did anything will do thank you for reading later